Chuck Norris

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Some highlights from the first season of Chuck Norris's World Combat League. It's basically just kickboxing in a large bowl, but since it has Chuck's name on it, you know there's gonna be a devastating roundhouse kick (it's at the 1:39 mark), and that girl-on-girl Superman punch at 1:00 is beautiful.

Also, here's Chuck Norris fighting a bear.

(Props: commenter "Old, Bald and Irish")

(Not funny.)

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Have a great weekend, people. Stay hungry.

Everyone else in cyberspace has weighed in, so it's time for CagePotato to lay down the Chuck Norris law. 'Cept we've not only collected Chuck Norris facts from the site that started it all, but we've also scoured the literally hundreds of off-shoot entries around the web. The man who put the MA in MMA may not like the facts much, considering the lawsuit he's taken out - as reported by our peeps over at Holy Taco a few weeks ago - but we fucking love them. Love him or hate him, Chuck Norris walks above us, not amongst us.

So while the bearded ass-kicker is busy selling loco for Mike Huckabee, enjoy the definitive Top 25 Truths About Chuck Norris...and his beard:

25. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
24. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
23. Who was the ghost writer on “Smack My Bitch Up” performed by the band, Prodigy? Chuck Norris.
22. The Ultimate Fighting Championship doesn’t use its full name, which is “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
21. Chuck Norris once fathered a shark - because they kick ass.

20. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder - at the same time.
18. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
17. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet...until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
16. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.