George Bush

(War Dummer!)

12. Marcin Assman

11. Paul Rimmer

10. Spencer Dummer

9. Fernando Arreola

8. Mick Sacatidies

7. Justin Tittsworth

6. Dick Tiger

5. Kanako Takeshita

4. Jerry Hathcock

3. George Bush

2. Cade Swallows

1. Yakubkhodjaev Ahrorkhodja

Whaddya want, it's a slow news day. Did we forget any?

Previously: The 10 Worst MMA Nicknames Ever (which should really include this guy)

Our broheezys at Complex keep landing the big interviews. This time it's the Russian Nightmare himself, Fedor Emelianenko, who chats with the guys about his recent Affliction commercial shoot, Hong-Man Choi, Sambo, and more. Our favorite bit:

C: Vladimir Putin shows up to your fights on occasion, and the idea of our president showing up to support a fighter seems strange here in America. Have you talked with Putin?
Fedor Emelianenko: Putin once visited me after a fight. Our president is very athletic. He develops and tried to give more attention to sports in Russia right now, which is nice. We did talk.

C: So, would he take out President Bush in a fight?
Fedor Emelianenko: Our president is a black belt in judo and he is also a master in sambo. So if they did that … (laughs) But I think that our leaders should decide their issues in a different way.

Well sure, Bush would get subbed in the first round in a cage fight — but Putin would get his ass handed to him in a cow-chip throwing contest.

To read the rest of the interview, go here.