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The Ten Best Quotes From ‘The Ultimate Fighter: Team U.S. VS. Team U.K.’

10. "I’m here to get paid and hurt people’s feelings, so…it’s time to do the man dance." — Damarques Johnson, offering his mission statement.

9. "You just gotta do what you gotta do whatcha can." — Dan Henderson, on the meaning of life.

8. “Oiiiieeeeehhhh!” — Michael Bisping, every time a Team U.K. fighter landed a shot on an American, and sometimes when they just came close.

7. "Put another shrimp on the barbie!" — Rob Browning, not the most worldly gentleman, tries to mock the Brits with a beloved Australian catchphrase.

6. "I’ve got the worst gag reflex. I inherited it from me mum." — Dave Faulkner makes us all a little uncomfortable with his family history.

5. "Everyone underestimates gingers, don’t they?" — They certainly do, Jeff.

4. "Your legs are whiter than a band-aid, Bisping!" — Cameron Dollar‘s infamous diss during the tennis challenge, which Bisping later used as an excuse to squirt water in Damarques’s face.

3. "I’ll give you $100 per tooth." — Demarques Johnson to Frank Lester, in the most epically backfired side-bet in TUF history.

2. "Why don’t you pull your stupid fuckin’ wiggidy wack hat right over your dumb face?" — Jason Dent verbally annihilates Cameron Dollar.

1. "For lack of a better word, he’s just a douchebag." — Hendo, struggling with the limitations of the English language.

Honorable mentions: "Who wrote on me boots?" (Ross Pearson), "Too much spotted dick for Bisping" (Frank Lester), "You go first" (Dan Henderson), "jab…jab…jab…" (Dan Henderson), "I will not hesitate to put a stake through your heart" (Jason Pierce), "There’s gonna be some black on black crime!" (Dean Amasinger), "Stick your tennis up your ass, I’ll see you on July 11th, we’ll do it like men" (Michael Bisping)

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Bulldog- June 20, 2009 at 12:31 am
I, for one, wished Rob Browning stayed in the house longer so he would get his ass kicked.
common sense- June 19, 2009 at 7:31 pm
is "ginger" really racist?
Roac- June 19, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Wheres "Put the tooth on ice" from Steve Mazzagatti?
sxjohnson- June 19, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Prodigy... it was Ross Pearson on the first episode he laughed as he begged, "Please don't subtitle me." As the producers subsequently subtitled him saying it.
prodigy2k7- June 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Anyone remember in the beginning when the British fighter was saying he didn't want to have subtitles while they were adding subtitles? Cant remember what he said exactly but that shit was pretty funny.
NateGetsIrate- June 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm
#6 is pretty good. I think Nick's racist remark about never beating up a ginger before (in his fight to get on the show) was pretty good and should have deserved at least an honorable mention. You really never hear about what racism is like across the pond.
Peppermint Nightmare- June 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm
My favorite of the season is when Team UK mocked Team USA's dumbass "1-2-3 USA!" chant by saying "1-2-3 We're Not Gay!".
Bare Grappler- June 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm
well done. The Jesse Taylor, "That just puts the icing on the ice cream.....I'm not sure I said that right," is my personal all time favorite.