Mike Nickels never met a tattoo he didn’t like. And we don’t like any of them – especially the sleeve, which is basically just ink minus the design. “Less is more” comes to mind. So does ink poisoning.
We’re thinking plastic surgery would have been quicker and less painful to fix the ugly nipple affliction. Sakara went for the not-so-popular second option: cover them up with a mutant moth/butterfly thing with people’s faces protruding out.
4. Brock Lesnar
If he wanted something ‘subtly phallic’, he failed. This is in-your-face phallic and it runs smack down the middle of his torso. It’s annoying enough that he’s riding so much hype, but now we have to deal with seeing this thing every time he’s in the cage.
3. Gray Maynard
Mottos, credos, even pithy sayings to live by – all fine. Provided they are cool or even inspirational sayings. And you don’t tattoo them on yourself so you can read them in the mirror every morning. Although in a mirror it’d be backwards, making it even dorkier to have it printed on you.
It’s a Neo-Nazi hate symbol. Need we say more?
His Nazi tattoo just isn’t enough for this list. Inking “I Have a Small Penis” on your person – even if it was a joke – is just not socially acceptable. Besides, we already know Nazis have small penises. (Props to CagePotato reader Than for the list idea.)