#10: Charles “Krazy Horse/Kid Khaos” Bennett
Arrested for: Felony aggravated battery

Holy crap this guy loves trouble. If Krazy Horse were a football team, he would be the Cincinnati Bengals. Between 1999 and 2009, Charles Bennett was arrested 14 times on crimes ranging from selling cocaine to burglary to aggravated battery on a pregnant victim to possession of MDMA, not to mention assault and false imprisonment. Last year, Horse outdid himself by attacking his own teammate with a piece of steel following a heated sparring session at FIT NHB. Needless to say, his gym membership was immediately canceled.
#9: Leonard Garcia
Arrested for: Suspicion of drug trafficking, obstruction of justice

We all have friends that do stuff we don’t agree with. There’s the one guy who wears too much cologne, constantly checks himself out at the gym, or mows his lawn too often just to make us look bad. But at least we don’t have any friends in the drug-running business. Leonard Garcia did, however, and his name was dragged into the mix when a major cocaine ring was busted in the Texas panhandle. Fortunately, he had nothing to do with his buddy’s illegal activity; the truth came out, and he was exonerated.
#8: Tito Ortiz
Arrested for: Domestic assault

It was the first sign that Tito and Jenna Jameson’s storybook romance was falling apart at the seams. Ortiz was arrested after an argument with Jameson at their home prompted a 911 call; sheriff’s deputies noticed “visible injuries” on Jameson. Ortiz maintained that he never laid a hand on her, and that the argument began with Ortiz discovering she had relapsed on Oxycontin. (Jenna’s version involved Tito grabbing her and throwing her into a bathtub, injuring her shoulder.) The incident was later downgraded to a “misunderstanding,” and charges were dropped. A year later, Ortiz and Jameson split up for good.
#7: Junie Browning
Arrested for: Three counts of battery on a health care provider

Borwning was rushed to a Las Vegas-area hospital by trainer Shawn Tompkins after “The Lunatik” intentionally overdosed on Klonopin in October 2009. Junie clearly didn’t want to be there; enraged, he wound up pushing a female nurse, striking two male nurses, then shouting to everybody within earshot: “Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family.” The incident prompted the UFC to release the troubled TUF 8 vet. Browning actually competed (and won!) at an MMA Big Show event the very next month, but has gone 0-3 in the cage since then.
#6: Mike Whitehead
Arrested for: Sexual assault, attempted sexual assault, and open and gross lewdness.

Following a barbecue at his house, Whitehead invited two intoxicated female acquaintances to spend the night. After the two went to sleep in Whitehead’s bed, one of the victims awoke to Whitehead having sex with her. After pleading with him to stop for several minutes, Whitehead eventually got up, dressed, and sat on a chair staring at the two women for an unspecified amount of time before leaving. (Creepy!) The second woman also claimed that Whitehead fondled her during the incident, but she didn’t say or do anything for fear of retaliation. When police showed up at Whitehead’s house to arrest him, they also discovered a small marijuana grow operation; charges related to that bonus stupidity were never filed. Whitehead will be tried for the sex crimes in August.
Continue to the next page for drug-fueled dismemberment, vehicular mayhem, and a robbery worthy of a major motion picture…








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