MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

The Culinary Union Has Uncovered Some Disturbing Facts About ‘UFC on FOX 5′ Fighters Tim Means and Abel Trujillo

Words cannot express how much we dislike the group of two-faced, propaganda pushing arseholes that are The Culinary Union (although we sure do try), but we have to admit that they’ve raised an interesting debate whilst digging up dirt on some of the fighters participating at UFC on FOX 5. First, they rallied to get Jeremy Stephens removed from the card as a result of his past transgressions, and now they’ve uncovered some information about undercard fighter and debuting UFC lightweight Abel “Killa” Trujillo that is simply too glaring to overlook:

Abel Nazario Trujillo, another cage fighter scheduled to compete on the UFC fight card on Dec. 8th in Seattle, has twice pleaded guilty to Domestic Abuse Assault Causing Bodily Injury, an aggravated misdemeanor. In both cases, the victim was identified as the mother of his child. In May 2007, Trujillo also pleaded guilty to Obstruction of an Emergency Communication.

In the plea agreement, Trujillo acknowledged that the crime required the State to prove that his alleged assault victim was making a 911 call, Trujillo knew that she was making a 911 call, and Trujillo hung up the phone. Trujillo competes under the nickname “Killa.”

Jesus. That is some cold-blooded shit right there.

Now, we feel that there is one major discrepancy between the cases of Trujillo and Stephens that needs to be addressed. For starters, Stephens has yet to be convicted of anything. His trial date is set for January 9th, and despite the evidence against him, Stephens should not receive a mandatory/preemptive punished in a country whose legal system declares that we are all innocent until proven guilty.

Trujillo’s case, on the other hand, is not exactly so cut and dry. As the report said, he has twice pled guilty to the domestic assault of the same woman — the mother of his children, no less — and to the aforementioned charge of Obstruction of an Emergency Communication. Although these charges aren’t exactly on the level of our favorite Nazi pedophile MMA fighter Brandon Saling, they are nearly on the level of Brett Rogers, who was fired from Strikeforce just hours after being arrested for multiple felonious assault charges. So the discrepancy (at least in the UFC’s mind) seems to lie in the fact that Trujillo has never been convicted of a felony, but rather of several misdemeanors. It’s a thin line to traipse, for sure. Just ask Rampage Jackson.

Of course, the UFC isn’t exactly leading the charge in employing former criminals. Both Rogers and War Machine have signed to Bellator since being released from their stays in the pen, and Bellator is somewhat despicably using Machine’s past as a hype tool for his return. And let’s not even get into the whole Dan McGuane debacle they underwent recently.

But speaking of an interesting past, Trujillo’s opponent, 18-3 Tim “Dirty Bird” Means, has probably the most insane story of them all. I’ve posted most of his revealing interview with MMASucka (really?) below, but to sum it up in a few words: Gunshot, painkiller addiction, battery, prison stint.

On getting shot and nearly dying: “We wound up at a local business late at night. I was out with my buddies, not old enough to get in the bar, but we had ways to get in. I wind up at a local fast food place and had some words with this guy about supposedly cutting in line. I’m not sure if we did or didn’t, to be honest I was intoxicated, but I know we shook hands and called it cool but I noticed the guy in the corner on the phone. Usually I would of left the situation but I felt like superman that night. Later that night we walked outside, I guess the guy called his cousin and the dude shot 15 rounds at us. I’m lucky to only get hit one time in the leg, and now we can laugh and talk about it, but it was a serious incident. No hard feelings to the individual who shot me, there’s no telling the story he cousin told him maybe he said we jumped him, but the guy who called him, that’s a coward’s act, you can’t forgive him. But that’s the past and onto the future.”

On the painkiller addiction that led to his prison stint: “I had a prescription for Vicodin and morphine. I felt like I was on top of the world. That shit is awesome, but before you know it you’re abusing it and it’s not helping you get back on track. You want to stay fuzzy and tingly and it’s not helping you out. But you’re on a prescription and the doctors said if I had some pain, they signed it off without really thinking about a whole lot. It’s not their fault, it’s mine, but once they stopped signing off I starting doing cocaine and meth to get my fix. I didn’t know anything about meth at the time but it made me feel real good like I was on top of the world.  But two, three years into that stuff I start look backing at my life and I have nothing to show for it. Wearing dirty clothes, living in a house I’m about to be evicted out of, I didn’t recognize myself in the mirror. It was starting to become someone I didn’t want to be anymore. I was wanting to get off meths and around that time I was facing new charges for an aggravated battery charge for punching a man who broke into my house. From then on I got on probation, they were giving me drug tests, and I was trying to hide the drug tests which meant not showing up to take them or not answering my probation officers phone calls to take them and the judge put me in jail. I realized freedom wasn’t what I needed at the time, I needed to buckle down and look at my addictions that’s what I did. I went to prison, and focused on correcting myself, got out in 2009, and have been running ever since.”

I would highly recommend you check out the entire interview over at MMASucka, as it is equal parts compelling and bewildering.

So now we come to the crux of the debate: Do any of you feel as if the UFC should more clearly define the degree of past convictions that could prevent fighters from competing in their organization, or is the current “No felony, no problem” rule seem fit enough?

It’s easy to judge someone for their troubles in the past. Hell, I’ve been arrested before and I’m sure there’s a fair number of you readers who have had their run-ins with the law as well (feel free to describe said run-ins in excruciating detail in the comments section if you’re up to it). It’s not as easy, however, to believe that a person has truly evolved beyond that which previously defined them in the public eye, hence why we are having this debate. Have Means and Trujillo earned the right to be forgiven? Or should an organization that showcases violence on as grand a scale as the UFC tread a little more lightly when dealing with the kind of fighters that could soil the name they’ve worked so hard to build and protect?

-J. Jones

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Kimbo Lesnar- December 6, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Danga, I concede your point that the quality of writing on this site had dropped markedly. Now if only you could pinpoint the start of the decline...
J.Jones- December 7, 2012 at 7:36 am
Wow, you totally got me there! I stepped up from being a CP reader to a writer when the site needed one. Shame on me! And to think, I could have just sat around the comments section, sounding like a broken record...

But I'll be the bigger man here. If you'd like to contribute an article, pass along any writing samples/ideas you have to tips@cagepotato.com and I'll see if we can work something out. Because I care about CP THAT much.
coldbeer78- December 6, 2012 at 5:43 pm
@Mr_Misanthropy

It ain't me babe... it ain't me.
Mr_Misanthropy- December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
oops... I meant sonspiracy to import and distribute

NURSE! EDIT BUTTON!
Mr_Misanthropy- December 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I went to Federal Prison a while back for conspiracy to import and deliver marijuana. But like a famous man once said: "All I did was cross an imaginary line with a plant..," How is that even a crime?

Anhonestmoose- December 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm
In my opinion battery (twice, against your wife) is a hell of a lot more serious than drug abuse. It shows a pattern of behavior and poor self control. It's also kind of ridiculous to count getting shot over some drama as part of a criminal record.
Madson- December 6, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Why should we even bother with this bunch of fuckface who deny the reality. If we do the same analysis on this group of loser we will probably find out they are a whole gang of child abusers teenage porn peddlers so they can go to hell and leave us alone. This was a one sided picture of these suckers. But they do the same so we are even.
J.Jones- December 6, 2012 at 12:30 pm
@Kimbo - Only 1 kick a month? How soon can you start? Although I feel like CagePotato (which isn't even a real word, I've come to learn) is a little below your flawless reputation.
Kimbo Lesnar- December 6, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Argh! Danga, please learn the language! "— the mother of his children, nonetheless —"
"Nonetheless" which means "despite that; however; nevertheless" does not make sense in this context. You want to use the idiom "No less" which means that not only was it a fellow human, but even worse, it was the mother of his children!
It is glaring errors like this that completely derail me when reading your dross. Do you not have an editor? I will make myself available to edit your shit at a charge of one kick to your junk per month.
Fried Taco- December 6, 2012 at 11:50 am
Big deal about Trujillo, it's not like his opponent is his baby's mama. Or is it?
No-Mojo- December 6, 2012 at 11:26 am
I am an criminal defense attorney and I have had a couple of clients involved in MMA. One guy shot somebody because he was fronting to be a UFC fighter. The other was apparently a strong jujitsu player that simply didn't want to let the fact that his grandma's house got shot up while he was away slide.

Even in my own life, MMA and crime go hand-in-hand. I once did 95 on the freeway all the way to work merely because I know how to do a proper armbar.
2DaDeath- December 6, 2012 at 10:10 am
I once got pulled over for going 30 miles over the speed limit. When did officer asked why I was going so fast I said "sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that." He let me off with a warning. The funny thing is I DID know I couldn't do that!
RB- December 6, 2012 at 10:02 am
Bullshit! If they cared so much about cons/felons playing sports, then why aren't they going after football/basketball/baseball/you name it with as much vigor?? Anyone got an answer for that one?

They're using this "cause" as a means to their personal agenda... and looking like a bunch of petty, phony opportunists at the same time.
cman- December 6, 2012 at 9:42 am
I'm all for 2nd chances in many cases. I also don't expect fighters to be angels. I guess my point is, who cares, it's just another terrorist act by a fucking union, give me a full background on everyone associated with those bottom feeders.
algiersheadkick504- December 6, 2012 at 9:08 am
Aww fuck im never getting in the ufc :(
intercept440- December 6, 2012 at 9:08 am
what...wait.. War Machine is out of prison???
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