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“The Last Hemperor” Caption Contest: And The Winner Is…

(“Can we hurry this up? I’m on my way to the scene of Aleks’ latest crime against humanity.”)

It has been many moons since we had our last caption contest, and boy oh boy did it show in last week’s results. I’d like to think this was you Taters working out the comedy ring rust, so to speak. Some of you opted for stoner jokes, because Nick Diaz, some of you opted to make fun of the gentleman on the right’s attire (WSOF vet Martin Sano, FWIW), and some of you didn’t really even attempt jokes at all, but merely observed that Diaz was in the same picture as the GOAT. Overall, I’d say this was a moderate success.

But onto the winning caption, which came via our Facebook page and completely destroyed the competition…

B Donovan Fousel: ”A stoner and a metrosexual walk into a bar. It was an armbar.”

With 66 likes, I think it’s safe to say that the people have spoken. Well done, Donovan, now if you’ll kindly send us your contact info via, I’ll get right on sending you a random DVD from my vault. I hope you like torture porn as much as I do…

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