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The Ten Ugliest Mugs in MMA

10. Trainer John Hackleman

Hack kind of looks like something Jim Henson might have sewn together while drunk and depressed.

9. Matt Lindland

A five-head that could cut glass…

8. Ben Rothwell

Don’t worry, Susie…those things will develop in a few years.

7. Josh Burkman

“Hey, at least I don’t have shitty facial-hair like the other bald schmucks on this list.”

6. Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett

You’re telling us that Charles hasn’t — even once — offered fellatio for crack?

5. Keith Jardine

Jesus. This guy gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

4. Kazushi Sakuraba

Sak is often confused for his twin sister, Sandra Oh.

3. Antonio Silva

Is it too soon to drop the “mongoloid” comment?

2. Eric “Butterbean” Esch

“Yeah, I like to eat basketballs, so fuckin’ what?”

1. Hong-Man Choi

“Circus Freak is something I’m embracing.”

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unknown- July 4, 2008 at 2:02 am
and yet the guy who made this list probably looks worse then all of these guys
makeutapout- February 24, 2008 at 3:43 am
there's a lot of people that need to be on this list.. but then again it would have to be a top 25 list or something. It wouldn't be easy cutting the list down to 10 in the MMA world. Even so, pretty good list guys.
Turdburglar- February 21, 2008 at 11:41 pm
JK, your right. he does look like a mongie version of David Cross.
JK- February 20, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Hackleman looks like a 'roided out David Cross aka Tobias Funke
Cozy- February 20, 2008 at 5:46 am
nice! the Silva's do have some sort of "facially challenged" dynasty going on here, loved the sakuraba sandra Oh comparison!
Nora- February 20, 2008 at 1:35 am
Very good file! Look at this!
Turdburglar- February 17, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Where is Caveman Tony De Suaza?
Turdburglar- February 17, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Where the fuck is Caveman Tony De Suaza?
SikSik6- February 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I've always said Burkman is the reincarnation of Spuds McKenzie.
janke- February 15, 2008 at 9:59 pm
giant silva is by far the ugliest human alive
mmacoach- February 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Where are the Diaz brothers? Those two look like Chaka from "land of the lost" screwed the dude from Nightmare before Christmas and they were shit out as a result. And Leo, haven't you noticed that this site LOVES Kimbo to death? The would never diss because they don't want to get Kimbowned!!!
Leo- February 15, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Where is Kimbo Slice?
Bill C.- February 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Robert, Takayama's missing an ear?? How did that happen?
Rich- February 15, 2008 at 4:44 am
idk.. not the best top ten list..

burkman?? dude's not ugly at all.. and i mean that in the non-gayest way..

it's a wonder Tank Abbot and Tim Sylvia didn't make the list.. every time they're in there i come close to spewing.. hahaha..
The Greg- February 15, 2008 at 3:36 am
Wonderful list. Bitch-tit comment was funny, but it meant that someone had to actually be looking at Ben's tits to make a comment about it. Funny and scary at the same time.
ugh mug- February 14, 2008 at 11:29 pm
yes sir, Yoshihiro Takayama, the hawt one!
Robert- February 14, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Why's Saku on the list? He probably gets tons of ass.
Robert- February 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Yoshihiro Takayama.( the guy who fought don frye like they were in a hockey match in pride 21)He has 2 b the ugliest mma fighter . he's even missing an ear
holy taco- February 14, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Ben Rothwell looks like a fatter philip rivers. Which means even though i have no idea who ben rothwell is, i hate him.
Than- February 14, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Err said "I agree with most of the list but #7 isn’t horrendously ugly in comparison to the other fellas."

Have you ever seen Josh Burkman up close, he's an ugly mother fucker.
Old, Bald and Irish- February 14, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Ditto to Cory and Olie. Silva and Silva were the first to pop into my head.

Silva and Silva popping into my head?

....that sounds gay.......
Bill C.- February 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Wanderlei should definitely be on there. And what about Giant Silva?! By far, the ugliest ever.
Olie- February 14, 2008 at 7:38 pm
There are FAR uglier MMA stars. Wanderlei Silva for one.
Cory- February 14, 2008 at 7:21 pm
How the hell is the Maine-iac not on the list?
Err?- February 14, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I agree with most of the list but #7 isn't horrendously ugly in comparison to the other fellas.