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The Terrifying Debut of ‘Jennito’

If you haven’t noticed yet, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are pretty damn good at marketing themselves. Since the gossip magazines haven’t cared enough about them as a celebrity couple to invent a cutesy hybrid nickname (i.e., Brangelina, Tomkat, EllenPagepotato [yeah, we've been trying to keep that one on the D.L., but we're happy, and we ask that you respect our privacy]), they’ve taken it upon themselves to invent one. Will it catch on? Fingers crossed!

Of course, there’s more to this Hollyscoop.com video than ‘tarded nicknames. Ortiz strongly reiterates that he’s done with the UFC, and also reveals that he’s come around on his Kimbo Slice-hate. Jenna, as always, plays the supportive g.f., smiling and nodding and biting the inside of her cheeks while the little voice in her head screams “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BORING ARE YOU STILL TALKING YOU OGRE-HEADED LOSER FOR FUCK’S SAKE WRAP IT UP!”

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gvd- March 13, 2008 at 12:55 pm
lol he keeps cutting off his girl.... damn he talks way too fucking much
Mr. Obvious- March 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Tito says he's done with the UFC, but he's fighting on UFC 84...
Noah- March 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I have to agree with clitwizard, he was trying to throw some spanish spice into Jenna's name. Except he should have said "Jennita" but he didn't because he's an idiot. Hipanic people, especially ones from Mexico, like to put "ito" or "ita" in a name and turn it into a nickname. Anna becomes Anita, there's also Juanita and so on. However, it is interesting that Jennito is the only name that would work if they did try to make one of those annoying couple names.
Anonymous- March 6, 2008 at 7:30 am
He wants another shot at Frank Shamrock???

Jenito is gay!

I'm ashamed I watched this clip. Damn I was bored today. Tito can fade into bolivia.
Robert- March 6, 2008 at 12:32 am
Tito said that EliteXC signed a deal with NBC, its not NBC its CBS
Kim Couture is a cunt- March 5, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I smell way worse than Jenna's wizard sleeve.
clitwizard- March 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm
he was saying her name in spanish u honkey.
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