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The Tweet Beat: Eight Fighters You Should Be Following on Twitter and Why

(It turns out Miguel was actually making grape jokes, which I have no problem with whatsoever.) 

By Nathan “The 12ozCurls” Smith

Here at CP, I see “us” as a bunch of cynical, condescending, annoyed class-clowns that have a genuine love for the sport of MMA. We love great fights and enigmatic fighters, it’s really that simple. Whether it is a fighter’s personality or in-ring performance, we try our best not to be “nut-huggers,” but sometimes these things happen in MMA (Damn you Georges!). Because I wanted to curb any bias towards fighters that I might have, I tried my best to not be like a 14 year-old girl, so I avoided Twitter like an invitation to a Mike Whitehead BBQ – but I have given in. Not to the invite, but to my status as a new member of Twitter, and I must admit, there are some pretty damn compelling, comical, and surprisingly elegant MMA fighters that can wax poetic in 140 characters or less.

“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they think everyone else’s stinks.”  I believe that phrase was coined by Sigmund Freud or the Dalai Lama…or George Carlin. Whoever came up with the analogy was clearly a genius with a tremendous affinity for “Dirty” Harry Callahan. So take a big whiff because these are the MMA fighters that I think you should be following on Twitter with a few examples from their recent timelines.


We were all introduced to KenFlo on TUF 1. Although he was somewhat overshadowed by more flamboyant participants and in-house scuffles, he’s elevated himself within the UFC as one of its most versatile members. Whether as a fighter or broadcaster, he displays his wit and charisma like a true pro, but on Twitter he mixes in self-deprecation with an almost narcissistic vibe.

“When I’m being threatened, I will start doing splits to let ppl know what’s up. I always get mistaken for a talented dancer or gymnast.”

“Is a bow tie & no shirt too formal for a charity event I’m going to next week?”

“Guys, stop putting high expectations on fighters. @rory_macdonald didn’t steal my hairdo, he borrowed it. #Respect”

“If you’ve never taken a man’s shoe & beaten him with it then you’ve never been in a street fight. #KenFloFacts”

Though the #RallyForMarkHunt campaign fell short, the Super Samoan’s twitter activity has not. Unlike most, Hunt is a lot more personable and will reply to damn near any question. When asked, “Do you EVER stop consuming alcohol?” He replied, “never.” Scripps probably won’t be sending him an invite to their next competition but it can’t be easy typing on a mobile device when your fingers have the same girth as beer bottles.

“Man last time I saw Jo son he was trying to pull the other fighters pants down hahahaha u didn’t know bout that style of fighting lol”

“dammit disregard my last tweet man that was not supposed to go out lol i am so stupid at this shit fark”


We all know the MegaPunk and judging by the way he fights, I am pretty sure that most would assume that the guy communicates like a caveman with a brain hemorrhage. Nothing could be further from the truth. Not only is he a Twitter dynamo who answers questions and responds to fans, he writes a very cerebral blog at where he discusses all things MMA.

“Gf got me working the door again for her bar for some night. So tired I could cry. Sometimes i wish I was small and not so colossus like.”

“After working the door last night I’m curious and slightly disturbed/confused about what young people have against socks.”

“Needed to burn more calories today so set a fat kid on fire.”

“Who the fuck decide it would be cutting edge and cool not to be able to digest wheat properly. #neversawthatcoming”

Josh Barnett -!/JoshLBarnett
If you are into MMA, Heavy Metal music, food binges, and muscle cars, then the artist formerly known as “The Baby-faced Assassin” is a guy to follow. Not only will he advise you on your current metal play-list, he will also describe his odd meals complete with pictures. A couple weeks ago, Barnett documented his destruction of a menu item called “Symposium of Ecstasy”- a giant meat platter intended on offending every vegan or member of PETA.

“Query: How long will it take before some rapper has taken ‘Someone That I Used to Know’ & ripped it off into ‘Someone That I Used to F#@!’”

“Goddamn I LOVE Don Frye. The man has a way with words.”

“A gay dude just eyeballed me, smiled and said “hi” while walking by…I still got it. #handsomedevil”

“The Outlaw” always puts on entertaining fights, and after reading his tweets you will quickly realize that there is another reason why he wasn’t released by the UFC after 4 consecutive losses: he just seems like a pretty damn cool guy. Whether it is his escapades at the gym, his late night excursions to Target or the fact that he is a gun aficionado, Hardy comes off as a dude you want to have a pint with while theorizing your plan for the looming attack by the undead.

“I think Twitter should have a teleport function so instead of blocking someone I could show up wherever they are and beat them mercilessly.”

“Floyd Mayweather is such a dick. I dislike him a little more every time I hear him speak.”

“Police checkpoint on the way home from the gym, trying to catch the stoners because its 4/20. Tax money well spent right? #WhatAWaste”

“On a side note kids – Guns are for self defense, target practice, action movies and the coming zombie apocalypse. Not for problem solving.”

Being an author of 2 books and having a sense of humor that could make a nun blush really gives FoGriff an advantage in this medium. What more could you expect from a guy that dressed in a loin cloth on one of his book covers? Answer: On Twitter you can get a picture of a spread-eagle Forrest dressed like SuperGirl in front of a casino slot machine.

“The other thing is real life prostitutes never look like the ones on tv”

“I want to sincerely apologize for my last tweet. I did not mean to say prostitute I meant to say sex worker. There much better”

“Homework: next time someone casually says hi say ‘your death will give me great pleasure’ or ‘your death will bring me great joy’”

“Did you here UFC fighter @StephanBonnar was arrested for loitering at a public highway reststop restroom”


There are some that think Tim may be the next person fired for his Twitter contributions but I enjoy the crap out of him. He is active with his tweets and judging from some of the things that CP has covered, he clearly doesn’t take himself too seriously. Although he is too politically motivated for my taste, Kennedy is still a worthwhile follow.

“Professional politicians, hippies, zombies, brussels sprouts, cheap furniture, cutting weight, and one ply toilet paper #ThingsIDislike”

“Dr. Phil please email me. I want to coordinate punching some sense into you! You are an idiot.”

“Whenever I want to renew my concern for our country I just go down to the Starbucks by the university and fear for our future.”

“They should let @BrianStann and I head to North Korea to straighten some things out.”

Pat Barry!/HypeOrDie

Barry may have the greatest twitter wallpaper/background image in all the land and apparently his CAPS LOCK key is stuck. Aside from being generally hilarious, “HD” was pretty active with the tweets during last weekends Invicta FC with good insight mixed with comic relief. Don’t forget, he did give us one of the greatest video clips ever.





I am not delusional and in no way do I think that I know these dudes because they answered a question or sent out one of mine as a retweet, but Twitter does give you a better understanding of some of the combatant’s personalities. Although social media is a hand grenade without a pin, when used responsibly, it gives althletes and fans a way to interact. I recommend Twitter to follow fighters especially during live events because you can’t get a better source for in-fight analysis. If I know the CP community, I am about to get treated like Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

So Potato Nation, who did I leave off my list?

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stu788- May 4, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I dig Kenny's quote "If you’ve never taken a man’s shoe & beaten him with it then you’ve never been in a street fight." I guess when Mike Milbury of the Boston Bruins climbed over the glass and did the same to a Ranger fan back in 1979, he was actually participating in a street fight. I tend to get my hockey games and street fights mixed up. Oh wait! This isn't a hockey forum! New to MMA and new to this site. Great read 12oz! Thanks for the twitters recs.
intercept440- May 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm
wheres my fucking mitrione answering machine recording and my fucking t-shirt
intercept440- May 3, 2012 at 9:50 pm
uhm fuck you....nuff said
UFCFightBlogger- May 3, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Florian is always hilarious. I follow all of those guys. Don't forget to follow Dana White as well. He just had a hilarious vlog in which he caught Urijah Faber checking himself out in a tinted window.

Check out the video here
DangadaDang- May 3, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Yeah...we kinda already covered that, guy.
The12ozCurls- May 3, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Sorry guys, I totally shit the bed on the twitter links. I was so worried about quoting the tweets correctly that I puked all over myself on the @ links. I apologize.
The12ozCurls- May 3, 2012 at 3:31 pm
All fixed - thanks for the heads-up guys.
smellypiratehooker- May 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Ya gotta treat these guys like a dothraki hoard. Sorry is not in their vocabulary. They take by force. Respond with a sarcastic remark and cut their "ponytail" off. Now go fuck yourself.
NomadRip- May 3, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Oh please, it's not like anyone's going to see these hidden replies to know he even said sorry. Why are they hidden by default, anyway? :-D (thisissomuchbetterthantheoldcommentsystemthough)
smellypiratehooker- May 3, 2012 at 10:16 pm
fold my socks.
smellypiratehooker- May 3, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Your kinda argueing a point you already defeated. Because you are argueing that no one (including you) is gonna see my reply is why you are wrong from the begining.
The12ozCurls- May 3, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood - lol
NomadRip- May 3, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Nobody that reads this site is untech-savvy enough to figure out how you could have done the twitter links so wrongly.
Fletch the V Stretch- May 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm
This article was obviously written by a black woman...:)
The12ozCurls- May 4, 2012 at 7:26 am
Sorry Fletch, I was so frazzled by my F-UP that I didn't even see your post until now. This is for you:
lenoz- May 3, 2012 at 1:52 pm
My god you've fucked up those Twitter links bad. Like, in at least two ways. But thanks for the tips nonetheless.
Fried Taco- May 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm