There Is Something Vaguely Creepy About This...
...but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Is that it doesn't look enough like Clay Guida, resembling instead a really mean version of Cher? Or is it that it looks too much like Guida, and for some reason I never noticed how creepy he is until now? Regardless, the Round 5 UFC Series 1 figures are hitting Toys R Us before Christmas, so if there's a child in your life whose sleep you would like to disturb for a very long time, go ahead and give him one of these as a gift. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a doll that looks really hairy, and yet is still not quite hairy enough to be an accurate representation.
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Comments
Slampage Says:
Big floppy fetus
One Two Says:
"damn it Johnny quit doing that with your Dolls thats dis.... Oh wait thats clay guida? hes just lay n praying that guy? nevermind"
Richard Fitzentite Says:
I feel like it will tackle my He-Man figures and then just lay on them for 15 minutes. Then all I will hear about is how he should get a shot at being the Master of the Universe. He can't even submit Man-E-Faces.
Deadpanda Says:
If "Raptor Jesus" had a human personification... it would look like this doll.
ben dover Says:
WAR ground and ground...and ground and ground and ground
StYoung Says:
Put a slight bulge in the shorts and you've got yourself a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
Dana Mother Fcu... Says:
He needs a scale-sized wooden cross to carry.
Dana Mother Fcu... Says:
He is the carpenter, after all.
AllowSoccerKicks Says:
That's actually the Mickey Avalon doll. It kisses the BJ Penn doll before BJ fights GSP.
gracie_nuthugger Says:
Why does the roided Howard Stern have bitch tits?
Alex in Toronto Says:
This looks like the Eddie Van Halen MMA doll.
Seoul Brother Says:
grracie_nuthugger FTW!
Fastolph Says:
Howard Stern comes to mind.
Scott_Whitt Says:
First time an action figure was the same size as the fighter.
Orion Says:
Wondered why Eddie Van Halen had an MMA doll/action figure.
agentsmith Says:
That's totally not a fair representation of Clay Guida... I mean look at it, the doll is standing up for god sakes.
Lunk Says:
If Fedor ever joins the UFC, I wonder if you can buy his doll without also having to buy an M-1 Global doll.
superflat Says:
Don't worry -- the doll can't hurt you. It just follows you around all day and makes you really, really tired.
Jesus Frijoles Says:
Its so easy to get made into an action figure a caveman can do it!
Jesus Frijoles Says:
and why in the hell isnt he sponsored by Geico?