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There Is Something Vaguely Creepy About This…

Clay Guida Round 5 figure

…but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.  Is that it doesn’t look enough like Clay Guida, resembling instead a really mean version of Cher?  Or is it that it looks too much like Guida, and for some reason I never noticed how creepy he is until now?  Regardless, the Round 5 UFC Series 1 figures are hitting Toys R Us before Christmas, so if there’s a child in your life whose sleep you would like to disturb for a very long time, go ahead and give him one of these as a gift.  Nothing says Merry Christmas like a doll that looks really hairy, and yet is still not quite hairy enough to be an accurate representation.  

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Jesus Frijoles- November 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm

and why in the hell isnt he sponsored by Geico?

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Jesus Frijoles- November 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Its so easy to get made into an action figure a caveman can do it!

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superflat- November 11, 2009 at 8:26 am

Don’t worry — the doll can’t hurt you. It just follows you around all day and makes you really, really tired.

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Lunk- November 11, 2009 at 6:43 am

If Fedor ever joins the UFC, I wonder if you can buy his doll without also having to buy an M-1 Global doll.

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agentsmith- November 11, 2009 at 5:53 am

That’s totally not a fair representation of Clay Guida… I mean look at it, the doll is standing up for god sakes.

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Orion- November 11, 2009 at 12:36 am

Wondered why Eddie Van Halen had an MMA doll/action figure.

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Scott_Whitt- November 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm

First time an action figure was the same size as the fighter.

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Fastolph- November 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm

Howard Stern comes to mind.

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Seoul Brother- November 10, 2009 at 6:20 pm

grracie_nuthugger FTW!

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Alex in Toronto- November 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm

This looks like the Eddie Van Halen MMA doll.

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gracie_nuthugger- November 10, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Why does the roided Howard Stern have bitch tits?

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AllowSoccerKicks- November 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm

That’s actually the Mickey Avalon doll. It kisses the BJ Penn doll before BJ fights GSP.

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Dana Mother Fcuking White- November 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm

He is the carpenter, after all.

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Dana Mother Fcuking White- November 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm

He needs a scale-sized wooden cross to carry.

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StYoung- November 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Put a slight bulge in the shorts and you’ve got yourself a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

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ben dover- November 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm

WAR ground and ground…and ground and ground and ground

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Deadpanda- November 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm

If “Raptor Jesus” had a human personification… it would look like this doll.

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Richard Fitzentite- November 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm

I feel like it will tackle my He-Man figures and then just lay on them for 15 minutes. Then all I will hear about is how he should get a shot at being the Master of the Universe. He can’t even submit Man-E-Faces.

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One Two- November 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm

“damn it Johnny quit doing that with your Dolls thats dis…. Oh wait thats clay guida? hes just lay n praying that guy? nevermind”

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Slampage- November 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Big floppy fetus

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