…but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is. Is that it doesn’t look enough like Clay Guida, resembling instead a really mean version of Cher? Or is it that it looks too much like Guida, and for some reason I never noticed how creepy he is until now? Regardless, the Round 5 UFC Series 1 figures are hitting Toys R Us before Christmas, so if there’s a child in your life whose sleep you would like to disturb for a very long time, go ahead and give him one of these as a gift. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a doll that looks really hairy, and yet is still not quite hairy enough to be an accurate representation.
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Comments
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:40
Big floppy fetus
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:53
"damn it Johnny quit doing that with your Dolls thats dis.... Oh wait thats clay guida? hes just lay n praying that guy? nevermind"
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:54
I feel like it will tackle my He-Man figures and then just lay on them for 15 minutes. Then all I will hear about is how he should get a shot at being the Master of the Universe. He can't even submit Man-E-Faces.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 04:55
If "Raptor Jesus" had a human personification... it would look like this doll.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:00
WAR ground and ground...and ground and ground and ground
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:00
Put a slight bulge in the shorts and you've got yourself a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:06
He needs a scale-sized wooden cross to carry.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 05:07
He is the carpenter, after all.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:08
That's actually the Mickey Avalon doll. It kisses the BJ Penn doll before BJ fights GSP.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:17
Why does the roided Howard Stern have bitch tits?
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:19
This looks like the Eddie Van Halen MMA doll.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 06:20
grracie_nuthugger FTW!
Tue, 11/10/09 - 08:24
Howard Stern comes to mind.
Tue, 11/10/09 - 09:28
First time an action figure was the same size as the fighter.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 12:36
Wondered why Eddie Van Halen had an MMA doll/action figure.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 05:53
That's totally not a fair representation of Clay Guida... I mean look at it, the doll is standing up for god sakes.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 06:43
If Fedor ever joins the UFC, I wonder if you can buy his doll without also having to buy an M-1 Global doll.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 08:26
Don't worry -- the doll can't hurt you. It just follows you around all day and makes you really, really tired.
Wed, 11/11/09 - 12:24
Its so easy to get made into an action figure a caveman can do it!
Wed, 11/11/09 - 12:26
and why in the hell isnt he sponsored by Geico?
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