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There Is Something Vaguely Creepy About This…

Clay Guida Round 5 figure

…but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.  Is that it doesn’t look enough like Clay Guida, resembling instead a really mean version of Cher?  Or is it that it looks too much like Guida, and for some reason I never noticed how creepy he is until now?  Regardless, the Round 5 UFC Series 1 figures are hitting Toys R Us before Christmas, so if there’s a child in your life whose sleep you would like to disturb for a very long time, go ahead and give him one of these as a gift.  Nothing says Merry Christmas like a doll that looks really hairy, and yet is still not quite hairy enough to be an accurate representation.  

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Jesus Frijoles- November 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
and why in the hell isnt he sponsored by Geico?
Jesus Frijoles- November 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Its so easy to get made into an action figure a caveman can do it!
superflat- November 11, 2009 at 8:26 am
Don't worry -- the doll can't hurt you. It just follows you around all day and makes you really, really tired.
Lunk- November 11, 2009 at 6:43 am
If Fedor ever joins the UFC, I wonder if you can buy his doll without also having to buy an M-1 Global doll.
agentsmith- November 11, 2009 at 5:53 am
That's totally not a fair representation of Clay Guida... I mean look at it, the doll is standing up for god sakes.
Orion- November 11, 2009 at 12:36 am

Wondered why Eddie Van Halen had an MMA doll/action figure.

Scott_Whitt- November 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm
First time an action figure was the same size as the fighter.
Fastolph- November 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Howard Stern comes to mind.
Seoul Brother- November 10, 2009 at 6:20 pm
grracie_nuthugger FTW!
Alex in Toronto- November 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
This looks like the Eddie Van Halen MMA doll.
gracie_nuthugger- November 10, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Why does the roided Howard Stern have bitch tits?
AllowSoccerKicks- November 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm
That's actually the Mickey Avalon doll. It kisses the BJ Penn doll before BJ fights GSP.
Dana Mother Fcuking White- November 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He is the carpenter, after all.
Dana Mother Fcuking White- November 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
He needs a scale-sized wooden cross to carry.

StYoung- November 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Put a slight bulge in the shorts and you've got yourself a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
ben dover- November 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
WAR ground and ground...and ground and ground and ground
Deadpanda- November 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
If "Raptor Jesus" had a human personification... it would look like this doll.
Richard Fitzentite- November 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I feel like it will tackle my He-Man figures and then just lay on them for 15 minutes. Then all I will hear about is how he should get a shot at being the Master of the Universe. He can't even submit Man-E-Faces.
One Two- November 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
"damn it Johnny quit doing that with your Dolls thats dis.... Oh wait thats clay guida? hes just lay n praying that guy? nevermind"
Slampage- November 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Big floppy fetus