Those of you who missed the Spike TV broadcast of the Melvin Guillard-Ronnys Torres fight at UFC 109 didn’t just miss a very close three-round scrap, you also missed a chance to see Joe Rogan flip out over something besides marijuana, locker room meat-gazers, or the craziness of space. I refer now, of course, to an ice spill in the Octagon.
It’s no one’s fault, really, except maybe the person who decided to use a cheap grocery store produce bag in Torres’s corner. The thing comes apart at the most inopportune time, and the result is a group of grown men trying frantically to clean up a large pile of ice while Rogan yells at them and a packed arena boos their efforts. The difficulty these men (or, as Rogan refers to them, "the goddamn Three Stooges") have in this task just goes to show how much more difficult everything becomes in a high-pressure situation. Try unlocking your front door while someone yells at you about what an incapable moron you are, or clean up broken eggs on the kitchen floor as your emotionally unstable girlfriend stands nearby and refers to the situation as "a disaster." Then maybe you’ll understand.
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commentsICE ON THE GROUND, ICE ON THE GROUND, LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH THE ICE ON THE GROUND...
...Are you serious, gogo? I don't think Rogan's ever made it through a show without sounding like a complete fuckhead at some point or another. The guy isn't just a tool; he's a fucking Caterpillar.
funk...out
Also, i really, really, want to see Kyra Gracie nakies.
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking Armando Garcia-looking piece of shit! Get that fucking ice out of my octagon! Get the fuck down out of my octagon! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
re-link it CP!
I think his rant/reaction to the perverted change room kid still takes the cake. Especially after seeing the reaction on the kid's face when Rogan pulled down his drawers.
Maybe this sport wouldn't be what it is today if it wasn't for Rogan's pizazz.
I think you could be a comedian.
Tue, 02/09/2010 - 13:01
@ gogo,
Most comedians are weirdos attempting to cope IMO.
This is truth. Most comedians are very upfront about being dysfunctional individuals. I imagine most of the funniest dudes on this site were picked on in middle school, came from a broken home, or wet the bed until they were 24 years old, still living at their dad's house but they can't afford to move out right now, and rubber sheets are a bitch to get on a mattress, much less off--smelling of sweat, urine, and aborted ambitions. Sure, there are programs for nocturnal enuresis, but you know how much that kind of therapy costs? Spend that, and you'll never save up enough for college, and you'll be stuck working at a pizza place until you're forty, pissing your bed and you still haven't lost your virginity.
So you just tell some jokes. Whatever works.
EXACTAMUNDO.
More than a loser like that could ever afford working at the pizza place I'm sure.
:)
I'll bet it was a little bit of both.
He's the kind of weirdo who would freak out about something like that, which is probably why he became a comedian in the first place.
Most comedians are weirdos attempting to cope IMO.
Thats usually where I leave it right fucking there.
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