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This Bigfoot Silva/Taylor Swift Mashup is the Greatest Thing You Will Ever Witness Today [VIDEO]

It’s pretty much known by anyone who possesses a working set of ears that Taylor Swift has the vocal range of a walrus being strangled to death by a vibrating belt machine (as opposed to say, Warbringer, who are basically the Three Tenors of our generation). Still, that fact hasn’t stopped her from snatching up damn near every Billboard, CMT, MTV, BET, or Grammy award out there, because musical talent is something that is apparently determined by how many lovestruck 12 year-old girls buy your relationship-prostituting albums nowadays.

In any case, Ms. Swift and her voice have become quite the subject of parody on the Twitters and Youtubes lately, with her hit song “I Knew You Were Trouble” taking the brunt of it. While her duet with a screaming goat might be the most notorious of these parodies, Youtube user FreeFights4You has offered an alternative, MMA-themed take on the song that will surely ascend to the top of the Taylor Swift-based parodies for at least a week.

Featuring none other than UFC 160′s Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva on guest vocals, this parody might just be the greatest thing you will ever witness today. I mean, it’s no “baby monkey riding on a pig,” but what will ever top that slice of fried gold, honestly?

Now if only the UFC would quit being so stubborn and start accepting fan-made promos like “Nick Diaz: Crazy, Shirtless Mofo” and “Knowing About Horse Meat is Half the Battle,” we guaran-damn-tee that they would see their pay-per-view sales increased tenfold. TENFOLD WE TELLS YOU.

-J. Jones

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Alan K- May 24, 2013 at 8:09 am
Nowadays? That's the only way to be successful in this business.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 23, 2013 at 3:31 pm
@ teep

Bigfoot II: Electric Boogaloo
Jessejames03- May 23, 2013 at 1:20 pm
I know @godspeed me either man
godspeed- May 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Y the hell do these videos never work on my phone!!!!!!!
J_Swilly- May 23, 2013 at 11:59 am
FreeFights4You, you beautiful son of a gun! That is bar none the best mash up I've seen! Love it! Send that man a free CP t-shirt and let's get this man a weekly posting!
dipsetkilla316- May 23, 2013 at 11:37 am
Wooooooow that's the best thing I ever saw. Mad my fucking week
Fried Taco- May 23, 2013 at 11:19 am
This just in, Bigfoot wins a Grammy and an MTV Music Award for his duet with Taylor Swift!!!
teep- May 23, 2013 at 11:06 am
Needs more auto tune!
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