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This Chick With the Huge Cans Will Teach You How to Pass Guard [VIDEO]


(Props: MMACandy via Reddit/MMA)

Damn…this is even sexier than when Chael did it to Anderson at UFC 148. Three more MMA Candy videos featuring the lovely Brittney are after the jump.

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Cestus84- November 7, 2012 at 4:51 am
If these chicks are posting vids like they know their shit, at least execute the techniques properly for fuck sake. This shit is horrible. I mean seriously, who is this vid for¿ Dudes or chicks¿ Judging by what they're wearing, it's meant for dudes. Dudes who actually watch the sport. Do they think guys won't notice the garbage ass techniques¿
Romanhelmut- July 17, 2012 at 6:59 am
These holds would not be effective later in the fight since we would both be covered in cum....I mean...sweat
mikemoriendi- July 17, 2012 at 6:05 am
They need to teach us how to get into that guard.
mitchone1- July 16, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Is boob suffocation legal?
Grandmas Nutmeg- July 16, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Yea that was great and all but maybe they should teach each other how to escape something more practical like a rape choke or something.
RwilsonR- July 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm
@ amsterdamheavy - necklace? Sorry, must not have noticed.
JudgeHolden- July 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Nice titties. Shitty technique. They should call this video series "Shitty Titties."
CrushCo- July 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm
I'm just going to come right out and say it: I like the way her titts look.
Mr_Misanthropy- July 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

Where's my nitrous tank?
BuckWild- July 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm
I would use the Rampage motorboat maneuver to escape!
As Good As Anyone- July 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Well... That's one way of getting people interested in BJ, I mean BJJ.

Obligatory: Brittney is delicious
Fried Taco- July 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
@uzithrasha - If I'm the opponent, I'm not defending. I'd just tell her the triangle or whatever needs more boob.
uzithrasha- July 16, 2012 at 10:31 am
what if your opponent is actually trying to defend?
amsterdamheavy- July 16, 2012 at 9:00 am
What is with that ugly ass "brass knuckles" necklace? Yeah, nice tits and all too but the jewelry is ridiculous.
Undercard- July 16, 2012 at 8:23 am
Shoonover!!
SocraticMethod- July 16, 2012 at 8:14 am
That was beautiful boob triangle in the second vid. I mean arm boobangle. I mean boobs.
Fried Taco- July 16, 2012 at 8:11 am
I never try to pass a guard that looks like that! But I am guilty of putting my hands on her boobs when she mounts me...
NinJay- July 16, 2012 at 7:44 am
Maybe these ladies can teach me how to get out of this strangle hold my pants now have on my crotch.
SocraticMethod- July 16, 2012 at 7:14 am
Now I know how to pass guard!
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