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This is How Beefs Get Squashed In the Hood [VIDEO]

(Bones’ unorthodox stand-up proved too much for Rashad.)

We’ve all seen street “fights” like the one below when we were younger, where the two combatants spend more time circling and jawing at each other than they do actually settling things the way boys do: by sloppily throwing haymakers until they both gas out.

Apparently in this hood, beef quashing is a community initiative as you can see by the mother screaming encouragement while several adults and kids look on as these two young men nearly get it on. Their stand-up makes Royce Gracie’s look like Badr Hari’s.

(Video courtesy of YouTube/100kr001)

Seriously. Put your elbows down, boys. No wonder you’re so tired.

The highlight of the brief altercation, besides the mom giving her kid a pep talk in the middle of the fracas, has to be the the other kid telling the crowd that if he didn’t drop his foe with a punch, then they could shoot him. Homie plays for keeps when it comes to street fighting. Where I come from, acting like that would get you put over your mom’s knee in front of everyone. Wait, no. That was an episode of Good Times I saw once.

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intercept440- March 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm
counselor...i submit evidence exibit A.....the stereo type of classic Nigger speak " come on ma nigga, nigga son, im horny nigga. my momma here nigga, come on nigga..i knock u out nigga..." your honor i would like to point out that the typical steroe type of a ghetto black does indeed stand up to popular belief.... *JUDGE* shit muther fucker aint no muther fucka can contest that shit right closed mutha fuka
P2- March 3, 2012 at 3:40 pm
@Anhonestmoose- You really think their kids are gonna go 4-14? I bet they'll be at least 2 NC's in there.
Hinarf- March 3, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Hey wow... now that I know you post shit like that... I can see why it's so hard for you guys to win new york. Retards.
bootystar- March 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
forced sodomy always works for me, it's the new diplomacy
albertov12- March 3, 2012 at 9:18 am
I think the fight could have been a little bit better for the boy in the blue and whit short, if he just had a little head movement, but still a pretty good fight.
Kid Clam Curtains- March 3, 2012 at 7:46 am
STF Clyde you ignoramus cunt. The US is 64% white. Unless you think this fight is actually happening in Liberia? It is hard to tell.
Enceledus- March 3, 2012 at 2:53 am
So what language do you guys think they're speaking?
Clyde- March 3, 2012 at 2:08 am
Oh fuck me now the comments eliminates paragraphs even when you put a period on the line? Fucking sort it out CP this is getting embarassing now. Will the world be happy when every attempt and punctuation, sentence structure and spelling is crushed? Were a lot of people molested by English teachers and this is how they lash out? I was enjoying this thread until that happened.
Clyde- March 3, 2012 at 2:00 am
If Joe Rogan were there he would have been screaming for some leg kicks, and for that missed opportunity for a standing head and arm choke at 0:27.
I'm surprised no one commented on how explosive they were though... The trouble with the internet is you don't know if people are actually racist, or it's just sarcastic mocking of people who are racist.
For example, I wanted to say it reminded me of Jon Jones or Anderson Silva, what with their unorthodox striking technique and footwork, but some people could take that out of context.
Also @12oz curls; I get that all the time.
ChucksChin- March 2, 2012 at 8:32 pm
@Kid Klam Kurtain, white people are actually the minority in this country. Lucky for us ignorance sees no color boundries. Sorry, that's too deep for your intellect
Darkside- March 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm
Watching stuff like this, it's not too hard to figure out how we got them on the boat in the first place.
orka- March 2, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Isn't that a police car in the back?
Anhonestmoose- March 2, 2012 at 4:39 pm
I think we can all agree, the real loser in this fight is the evolution of humanity (because both of these retards are going to have 4-14 kids).
Seaman Honor-Chin- March 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm
And you know what they say: Once you go black .... You're a single mom for life! (captcha = phucked byaclown)
Seaman Honor-Chin- March 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm
You guys are a bunch of self hating assholes. You should be ashamed of yourselves for even allowing such racist thoughts in your heads. Why do you feel the need to ..."good shoes, buy sex for lady now fun - shoes at best prices" :-)
DiazBrotherFromAnotherMother- March 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm
@kid clam curtains,ahaha or minus one basketball court and you got yourself Animal Planet. mmm mmm thats some good, wholesome racisism
Seaman Honor-Chin- March 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Straight outta Locash, a crazy motherfucker named Gusto! I'll fuck yo' wife cuz yo' wife is a big ho'! I'll fuck yo' sista' I'll fuck yo' cat! I woulda' fucked yo' mom but the bitch was too fat! When I'm in yo' neighborhood you better dig a mote, cuz I'm comin' to slit - yo' motherfuckin' throat. Blood is drippin', I ain't slippin', bitches panties - is what I'm rippin'! Rollin' faster than a motherfuckin' dirt bike, never met a piece o' pussy that I di'int like. Like to eat it, like to suck ... Take a shit in a bucket!
Kid Clam Curtains- March 2, 2012 at 4:13 pm
this video is 2 sticks away from national geographic
Shepard- March 2, 2012 at 4:06 pm
and Cage Potato wonders why they can't get credentials. Lol Silly crackers.
Cheeseburger Eddie- March 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Is it racist if I call that "style" chicken wing standup, you know cause the darkies love them some chicken
amsterdamheavy- March 2, 2012 at 3:59 pm
*Im the Scatman shoobydoobydoowopwop"
Kid Clam Curtains- March 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm
I just generally fear minorities. I think its from my upbringing in south central...Montana.
shitbag- March 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm
See, this is why I'm not scared to go out on the streets (I mean, walking around to a particular destination or something, not gangbanging) - I don't go looking for fights, I'm a rather calm person, and I look rather unassuming. But most if not all "tough guys" or whatever kind of assholes are on the streets can't fight worth shit, and while I sure as shit ain't no professional fighter, I know how to fight from being trained. As long as I know for a fact you don't have a gun or knife, I am not intimidated by your stupid ass. Of course, I just generally assume everyone around me, especially punk ass bitches like these mofos, are armed at all times.
Kid Clam Curtains- March 2, 2012 at 3:53 pm
niggers, lol.
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- March 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm
who needs a 30 minute shoulder and 15 minute arm workout when you can get the best of both worlds for under 5 mins.