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This May Be The Greatest Thief Getting Squashed Story Yet

Tisk, tisk, tisk. Apparently word travels fast, because it seems we cannot go more then a couple days here at CagePotato without hearing another tale of some Charles Bronson-esque vigilante justice. Today’s story takes us to Hendersonville, North Carolina, where avid MMA fan and pawn shop clerk Darren “Rocky” Mothershead (?) found himself on the wrong end of a Friday night robbery attempt and decided to solve things the good old fashioned way, with his fists.

And we mean “attempt” in the lightest sense of the word, because as “Rocky” was handing over the day’s take to the gun-toting thief (a gun which later turned out to be of the pellet variety), he went all Jason Statham on the SOB and delivered a BRUTAL left hand that KO’d the dirty rapscallion instantly.

If the fact that this was all caught on tape wasn’t awesome enough, Mothershead then forced the burglar to CLEAN UP HIS OWN BLOOD off the carpet as they waited for the police to arrive. These are the actions of a boss, ladies and gentlemen. The thief was later identified as Mostafa Kamel Hendi, so if anyone out there knows this guy, send us his address so we can in turn send him a crushed ice pack and our condolences for failing at every turn in his life thus far.

It is clear that Hendersonville gets its name from¬†you know who, because all of its residents seemingly posses H-bomb technology and aren’t afraid to use it, especially when it comes to foreigners. I know, I know, that photo makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl, too.

And to think that all of this could have been avoided if Hendi was an avid CP reader. But knowing today’s society, it will only be a matter of time until he sues Mothershead for using excessive force to thwart his robbery attempt. Hell, he’ll probably win.


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winklepicker- December 30, 2011 at 10:55 am
@veertype: Absolutely. It doesn't seem like out-of-the-ordinary behavior for that part of the country. (And it kind of pains me to admit it, but in that town, with a name like Mostafa Hendi, the defense lawyers already have their work cut out for them.)
TellaTruth- December 30, 2011 at 7:42 am
"And when you get through cleaning that mess you made, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

It was later reported he only punched the guy because Mothershead believed it to be famed MMA douche bag, Josh "Motor Boat" Koshcheck.
veertype- December 30, 2011 at 7:23 am

Would you also say this incident is kind of just how people in that area are?

@Crap Factory
Did the guy run in going "I'm a muslim!!" that's funny.
I wonder if the lawyer would also argue that stopping muslims in the commission of armed robbery is racist. If this guy does get sued I'd give a few bucks to his defense fund.
AussieJosh- December 30, 2011 at 3:54 am
Am i the only one that thinks the guy who got KOd looks a little like Josh Kosheck?

Also these Captcha things are so fucking hard to read! They really make people not want to post here.
fatbellyfrank- December 29, 2011 at 10:00 pm
@mcreadyshack, I'm hearin ya buddy, I fucken hate tryin to use phone keypads to type, for starters I cant see the fucken thing without my glasses and I always hit 2 buttons instead of one, that being said, i'm still thinking of you.......and rex.......and drano.......and medrare.......and EFB.......and fried taco.....and sparrow and RWR and El guap 24 hours a day you sexay thangs you
winklepicker- December 29, 2011 at 6:33 pm
@veertype: I, too, grew up in Hendersonville. Or Mills River, FWIW. That is all.
macreadysshack- December 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Mofo - you made me LOL, you bastard! Thanks for the transcript! Sorry, CP writer . . . I was obviously having some awesome technical difficulties this morning. I'll let you guys know if I fail spectacularly in any other ways today.
NomadRip- December 29, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Nice little H-Bomb. I thinking about you baby long time.
Smackdaddiest1- December 29, 2011 at 1:30 pm
At the end of the video, the thief's mug shot looked like Brandon Vera after the Thiago Silva fight.
Crap Factory- December 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Did you hear the spin on this? Hendi's lawyaer is now looking to sue on grounds of racism. He's saying his client was attacked because he's Muslim......
Fucked up world we live in.
timboslice- December 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Looks like his nose is just as broke as he is.....
Pen Fifteen- December 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Is there any red-blooded man in rural America who isn't an MMA fan? I say this as someone who grew up in exactly such a community in the midwest. I wonder if the news would have described him as an "avid football fan" if he had tackled the robber.
bkarimib- December 29, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Mofo- December 29, 2011 at 12:00 pm
"Normally, Mothershead is armed. But on that night, Mothershead -- a big fan of mixed martial arts -- wasn't. So he used the gun he was *born* with: his penis."
Mofo- December 29, 2011 at 11:56 am
@macready - Yeh check out the vid. At 0:54, Motorhead says "I thinking about you baby".
Sloppyspray- December 29, 2011 at 11:51 am
@macreadysshack - Yeah they say Mothershead is a big fan of mixed martial arts.
Side note, "Spartanburg" ?? This whole video is chock full of awesome.
Sopapo- December 29, 2011 at 11:49 am
check out 0:54
macreadysshack- December 29, 2011 at 11:40 am
Oh, crap. I just realized that I didnt get to view the video that is RIGHT HERE. I still can't . . . Is there an allusion to him being an MMA fan in this video?
veertype- December 29, 2011 at 11:35 am
I grew up in Hendersonville and I can say there isn't too much PC nonsense in that little mountain town. Mostly, old retired people now but the locals are tough as nails and very clever. Super friendly people, just don't act up, 'cause nobody will care if you get punched in the face for being an a$$.
macreadysshack- December 29, 2011 at 11:16 am
You bastards :) Thinking about you babies. And hating all of you.
mjbrickley- December 29, 2011 at 10:29 am
Anyone else think the guys picture at the end looks a little like Koscheck?
GistoftheFist- December 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
Good thing he didn't crap his pants, that would have been worse to clean up.
ReX13- December 29, 2011 at 10:21 am
macreadysshack >> i would edit that for you, but that's just too good.
Next CP meme: i Thinking about you baby ...
Sloppyspray- December 29, 2011 at 10:13 am
And to think Mostafa Hendi was just upset that he was born with 1 incorrect letter in his name. He has forever cursed that "i" and wished it was an "o" so that he too would have been blessed with an H-Bomb.
Ringo- December 29, 2011 at 10:03 am
@Macready, I was like WTF! when I read your comment.