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Three More TUF 8 Castoffs Land on Their Feet

(You don’t mess with a black man named “Lance.”)

As if their ongoing financial troubles aren’t enough of a sign that EliteXC is circling the drain, how’s this: According to FiveOuncesofPain, the House That Gary Built has just signed weight-loss failure Jason Guida (17-17) to a fight contract. (Way to pursue that world-class talent, guys. Dana White just LHFAO.) Guida will reportedly make his EliteXC debut at an October 10th ShoXC event in Hammond, Indiana, against Mamed “Cannibal” Khalidov a Chechen fighter who has primarily competed in Poland, and who has gone 11-0-1 in his last 12 fights.

5oz. also reports that Rashad Evans‘s older bro Lance Evans (2-2) — who was bounced out of last night’s Ultimate Fighter elimination round after suffering a rib injury during his fight against Vinny Magalhaes — will be returning to Canada’s TKO Championship Fighting outfit, and will take on former hockey enforcer Steve Bosse at TKO 35, which goes down October 3rd at Montreal’s Bell Centre.

One more light-heavyweight TUF Guy has apparently been signed to another organization, but he’s technically still on the show, so don’t click “More” if you want to keep the Team Nogueira vs. Team Mir experience pure as the driven snow.

Bloody Elbow passes along the report that YAMMA veteran Antwain Britt (4-1) — who defeated Ryan Jimmo via decision on last night’s episode — will be taking on Rick Roufus in the main event of UWC: Confrontation, which goes down October 11th at George Mason University’s Patriot Center in Fairfax, Virgina. Roufus, a former champion kickboxer, has compiled an MMA record of 3-3 since his unsuccessful debut against Maurice Smith at “Strikeforce at the Dome” in February.

Previously: Spoiler Fail: Joe Duarte and Colloseo Championship Fighting

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ChechenFighter- September 23, 2008 at 7:53 am
Mamed is gonna kill that guy! RIP Jason Guida!
Lance's faggy tribal arm tat- September 22, 2008 at 9:52 am
Does this make me look gay?
Jason Guida's bitch tits- September 22, 2008 at 9:51 am
Flip flop!
Nate Diaz's lisp- September 22, 2008 at 9:49 am
Jeeth, you guyth are being thilly. This thit wouldn't fly in the 209, Thtockton reprethent!
Rob- September 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Good one cory
El Miedo- September 18, 2008 at 11:42 am
Hey Ben! Do your research! Cannibal Khalidov is a Chechen. If the Chechens find out you called one of their countrymen a Pole, good luck. They make the Russian Mob look like a bunch of bitches.
TUF GUY = FAGGOT- September 18, 2008 at 10:27 am
TUF GUY = FAGGOT- September 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
shutpandfight- September 18, 2008 at 9:41 am
crazier than a shithouse rat...WAR QUINN!
HAppy TUF- September 18, 2008 at 6:29 am
lets all just be happy and get along.
TUF Guy's Lackey- September 18, 2008 at 3:05 am
YEAH WHAT TUF Guy SAID!!! Tell 'em TUF Guy!!
Patrick Bateman- September 17, 2008 at 10:39 pm
oh and you forgot.. Strait up criminal Dawg...
Patrick Bateman- September 17, 2008 at 10:38 pm


Cory- September 17, 2008 at 10:23 pm
TUF guy is the man, he belongs with Napoleon dawg, Alexander, Hitler dawg. Conquering, Pillaging and shit man. You send that guy back to the BC times and he'd be rippin shit up man. for real dawg, warrior dawg. elbows to the neck dawg.
Patrick Bateman- September 17, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I wonder what TUF Guy's head would look like on a stick......Hmmmm.............
Me- September 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Now that I see TUF Guy for what he is it's actually funny to read his posts. I went back over them a bit and the dude is kind of amusing.

So, sorry TUF Guy, I misunderstood. The thing that made me see the light was the,
"I have no nipples, thats a woman trait."

Made me lol.
TUF Guy- September 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm
You can see the results of my fights on a DVD series called "faces of death"
Meashia- September 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Oh and I'm glad J.Guida's fat lazy ass didn't make the show, there are guys who would chew off one of their own fingers to get that opportunity yet this guy can't put down the doughnuts for a few weeks and make weight....hope you feel like you're a failure cause that's how you should feel. At least one of the Guida brothers is a bad ass......course he doesn't look like he sits in front of a tv all day picking cheetos crumbs out of chest hairs. You pissed in the face of all those that would do anything for that chance, that's fact homeboy.
Meashia- September 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Hey TUF Guy.....if your moniker is fitting and you're such a big tough SOB also a pro fighter then stop being coy and tell us who you are....come on chickenshit cough it up.

You know what I think you are, you're a poser who's semi-delusional with horrible puns that aren't even the slightest bit funny. In one word you're, lame to the umpteenth fucking degree.

O.k now call me tool.
Lovin TUF Guy- September 17, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Oh that's right TUF Guy, put me in line, now spank me hard while I shock my nuts with this taser!
TUF Guy- September 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
@ Lovin TUF Guy - I have no nipples that's a woman trait.
TUF Guy- September 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm
You just realized that? Thanks for sharing. The fact that you realized anything is amazing in itself and as far as flapping lips. Ever heard of Tito Ortiz? Nick Diaz? just to name 2 recent ones.

I shouldn't have to appologize that my confidence is 1500% higher than the average joes so I am not going too. If you were me, you would have this great self esteem about yourself, too. But you're not, that's why you are nothing but a lowlife hater.
Lovin TUF Guy- September 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm
TUF Guy, you sound so sexy, I bet your nipples taste like candy. I will be down at the gym to eat that sweet ass out and give you some of that TUF man love you like so much. I will be sporting the pink banana hammock so you know it is me ;) toodles
Nick DIaz- September 17, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Whats up with my little brother, Nate, and his faggot ass lisp?
vrax- September 17, 2008 at 7:48 pm
No insults here Tuf Guy, but I would like to see a clip of your fights - particularly those in which you endure through a broken rib - Link Please?