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Three-Way Caption Contest: The Winners


(A cunning array of STDs. Photo courtesy of Zimbio.)

What do you get when you cross two wrestlers from Arizona with one porn chick from the Valley? COMEDY GOLD. After sifting through seven pages of captions from last week’s impromptu contest, we’ve decided that these five are worthy of free t-shirts:

bpd: Bader learns the hard way that C.B. stands for "Cock Block"

Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket.

El Famous Burrito: The scent of semen and raw fish in the air causes Ryan Bader to flash back to his TUF days.

Wyatt: Pictured: Three of the biggest pussies you’ll ever see.

Homoplata: Gianna: "Sorry Ryan, not tonight, I saw how boring you can be on top."

If you’re one of the fab five, please send your name, address, and shirt size to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook y’up. And congrats to Gianna Lynn for being nominated for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene (Girlgasmic) at the 2009 AVN Awards. You’re so much more talented than those other bitches!

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Tyrone- April 7, 2009 at 9:28 pm

Don’t worry boys, there’s room in my mouth for both of you.

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MethLabTechnician- April 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm

^^^^^
And you sound like one of the poor souls inflicted with Trisomy 21.

Oh well, there’s always one. . . per every thousand births.

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Lysol- April 7, 2009 at 8:32 pm

^^You sound like all those tools during the Arlovski caption contest who were saying “This is bullshit, I made a joke about his pee pee and didn’t win”. Oh well, there’s always one…

Every one of those were excellent. Congradulations to the winners!

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MethLabTechnician- April 7, 2009 at 7:56 pm

This is bullshit. I made that CB stands for cock block joke ages before bpd entered, yet the website kept telling me my homepage was possible spam and needed further review. I hope you enjoy my t-shirt bpd you fuckhead.

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nippletwist- April 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm

1. bdp
2. homoplata
3. wyatt

in order of goodness, the other two were kinda lame

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Landertime- April 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

i are the winner.

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Ample- April 7, 2009 at 3:23 pm

homoplata’s was by far the best, el burrito’s a close second.

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Gonosexual- April 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm

The first three are good, but I wouldn’t do any of them…

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TUF Guy- April 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm

My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
Tue, 04/07/2009 – 13:02

I agree with the Realist (who is obviously keeping real) when he says that Kadumel and I were robbed.

I really don’t care. It’s just another t-shirt a girl would steal from me.

Your mom doesn’t count…

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manutdfan- April 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Still waiting on the t-shirt I won a month ago. Seriously.

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Kadumel- April 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm

I wanted it to give to my friend. We are doing grappling tournaments in TX now and I love to rep CP.com as opposed to all the guys who show up wearing their fight team stuff. Everyone gives congrats on having the best shirt everywhere I wear it, and everyone tries to read it and understand.

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My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- April 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

I agree with the Realist (who is obviously keeping real) when he says that Kadumel and I were robbed.

I really don’t care. It’s just another t-shirt a girl would steal from me.

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Wyatt- April 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Hell yeah!

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Realist- April 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Kadumel got robbed i thought hi matt damon,ben afleck shit was funny.
Aswell as Cheeto Wifa(i can remember actual name) and his caption
of Bader not having GnP.

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Kadumel- April 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm

rofl that wasn’t me : ) TUF Guy is probably at it again : )

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Kadumel- April 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm

BEN YOU SOB!!!

FU CP!!!!

This is bull-f*cking-shit god damnit!!!!

I am by far the funniest one on here!

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young hairy and german- April 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm

coke zero

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fightfan- April 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm

At least some of these were at LEAST close to actually being captions. Every time one of these “caption” contest happen….people enter songs, quotes, conversations between between people in the picture”.

PLEASE CP……NEXT TIME you have a CAPTION contest….Make sure you ONLY consider actual CAPTIONS!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Wiki’s ‘general’ defintion of a caption – is a short text message that appears below the image and clarifies its import

Also see CRITERIA for a good caption

There are several criteria for a good caption. A good caption

clearly identifies the subject of the picture, without detailing the obvious.
is succinct.
establishes the picture’s relevance to the article.
provides context for the picture.
draws the reader into the article.

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Dota- April 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Great picks

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just some dong- April 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm

great stuff!

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Douchey McDoucherton- April 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

CB looks so fucking gay staring into Bader’s eyes.

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Fenix- April 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Best one!

“Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket.”

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Fenix- April 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Damn, good work potato heads! These were actually funny!

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Kadumel- April 7, 2009 at 11:59 am

: ( I swore I was getting another shirt this time around.

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Curtis Sample- April 7, 2009 at 11:57 am

first. and damn i wish i could be in that meat sandwich…. curtis sample out. dont forgot if you wanna chat curtissamplewantstoeatyourasshole@hotmail.com

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