(A cunning array of STDs. Photo courtesy of Zimbio.)
What do you get when you cross two wrestlers from Arizona with one porn chick from the Valley? COMEDY GOLD. After sifting through seven pages of captions from last week’s impromptu contest, we’ve decided that these five are worthy of free t-shirts:
bpd: Bader learns the hard way that C.B. stands for "Cock Block"
Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket.
El Famous Burrito: The scent of semen and raw fish in the air causes Ryan Bader to flash back to his TUF days.
Wyatt: Pictured: Three of the biggest pussies you’ll ever see.
Homoplata: Gianna: "Sorry Ryan, not tonight, I saw how boring you can be on top."
If you’re one of the fab five, please send your name, address, and shirt size to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll hook y’up. And congrats to Gianna Lynn for being nominated for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene (Girlgasmic) at the 2009 AVN Awards. You’re so much more talented than those other bitches!