(A cunning array of STDs. Photo courtesy of Zimbio.)
What do you get when you cross two wrestlers from Arizona with one porn chick from the Valley? COMEDY GOLD. After sifting through seven pages of captions from last week’s impromptu contest, we’ve decided that these five are worthy of free t-shirts:
bpd: Bader learns the hard way that C.B. stands for "Cock Block"
Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket.
El Famous Burrito: The scent of semen and raw fish in the air causes Ryan Bader to flash back to his TUF days.
Wyatt: Pictured: Three of the biggest pussies you’ll ever see.
Homoplata: Gianna: "Sorry Ryan, not tonight, I saw how boring you can be on top."
If you’re one of the fab five, please send your name, address, and shirt size to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook y’up. And congrats to Gianna Lynn for being nominated for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene (Girlgasmic) at the 2009 AVN Awards. You’re so much more talented than those other bitches!
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commentsAnd you sound like one of the poor souls inflicted with Trisomy 21.
Oh well, there's always one. . . per every thousand births.
Every one of those were excellent. Congradulations to the winners!
2. homoplata
3. wyatt
in order of goodness, the other two were kinda lame
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
Tue, 04/07/2009 - 13:02
I agree with the Realist (who is obviously keeping real) when he says that Kadumel and I were robbed.
I really don't care. It's just another t-shirt a girl would steal from me.
Your mom doesn't count...
I really don't care. It's just another t-shirt a girl would steal from me.
Aswell as Cheeto Wifa(i can remember actual name) and his caption
of Bader not having GnP.
FU CP!!!!
This is bull-f*cking-shit god damnit!!!!
I am by far the funniest one on here!
PLEASE CP......NEXT TIME you have a CAPTION contest....Make sure you ONLY consider actual CAPTIONS!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Wiki's 'general' defintion of a caption - is a short text message that appears below the image and clarifies its import
Also see CRITERIA for a good caption
There are several criteria for a good caption. A good caption
clearly identifies the subject of the picture, without detailing the obvious.
is succinct.
establishes the picture's relevance to the article.
provides context for the picture.
draws the reader into the article.
Best one!
"Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket."
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