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Tiki Ghosn: “We Can’t Fight For Them”


(Tiki vs. Robbie Lawler @ UFC 40, 11/22/02. What? He just got cut. And Rasputin just got a little wet.)

If you were listening closely during last night’s episode of "The Ultimate Fighter," you might have heard Team Rampage assistant coach Tiki Ghosn commiserating in the locker room with a frustrated "Rampage" Jackson after yet another loss.  Tiki doesn’t exactly seem like he’s in the kind of friendship with Jackson that would allow him to question the coaching strategies that led them to this point, so instead he joined in on the bitch session by throwing his hands up and saying, "We can’t fight for them." 

That’s true.  The only problem is, Tiki has never won a fight in the UFC.  Not once in his eleven-year, 11-7 career.  He’s had four fights in the Octagon and lost them all.  He’s never even made it into the third round of a UFC fight, if we want to get technical.  That’s not to say that he necessarily sucks.  He did beat pop sensation Genki Sudo in his pro debut, and he’s currently riding a two-fight win streak.  But lest Tiki be allowed to go around disparaging the abilities of the Team Rampage UFC hopefuls as if he’s some kind of future hall of famer, we thought a little Tiki Ghosn career primer was in order.  Enjoy.



(Tiki vs. Chris Lytle @ UFC 47, 4/2/04. LOL at Joe Rogan’s talk about MMA shifting from all ground fighting to stand-up. We were all so young and so innocent once.)


(Tiki vs. Dave Terrel @ WEC 26, 3/24/07)

(Tiki vs. Hooters waitress. DQ via self-righteousness.)

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Big Jumpin Dad- January 27, 2010 at 6:52 pm
@ NateGetsIrate


Excuse me but Tiki is not a dick about loosing, all robbie did was cut him and they stopped the fight, id be upset if I were him. VIRGIN? Virgin Shmurvin, Tiki's been there done that my friend, thats why it's so easy for him to pass up a hot babe, he used to be the ron jeremy of everyday life! And for youre information I thought that little bit was quite histerical, " Is there anyone here I can fight?" Classic!
NateGetsIrate- October 23, 2009 at 10:47 pm
OK, so i finally watched all of the videos and...

The word douchebag gets thrown around a lot these days... but Tiki is on another fucking level of douchebag-ery. Talks the talk, but can't back his shit up to save his life. He's a complete dick when he loses. And he's obviously a fucking virgin. As if any single guy with a functioning penis is above having a good time with a hot chick, no matter how dumb she is. And what the fuck was up with that question to the waiter? "Is there anyone here i can fight?" How's about making out with the chick that just showed you her tit in the wax museum, you dumb fuck?!

I would pity him if only he didn't disgust me so much. I have now placed him above Spencer Pratt and Osama Bin Laden as the biggest douche in the world.
Casa de los pantelones- October 16, 2009 at 8:29 am
Is Robbie Lawler retarded?

I laughed so hard I almost shat myself!
One Two- October 16, 2009 at 8:12 am
i wanna live where girls that hot are a dime a dozen.
caffn8d- October 16, 2009 at 6:53 am
I hear Tiki is a lot less self-righteous these days. He's still right about the chick in that video though. Fake, dumb, and easy comes around a lot in any major city. I'd be concerned about what involuntary souvenirs you'd take home from that particular ride.

@ArmFarmer: Couldn't agree more. People need to more than just look at win-loss ratios when judging a career. Randy is the perfect example.
jimbonics- October 16, 2009 at 6:52 am
Go! I will be with thee, bush of fire.
SpencerFisherViaKneeToTheFace- October 16, 2009 at 6:00 am
The whole Joe Rogan comment wasn't all that wrong, at that time there was a huge influx of stand up training being added to MMA. I think currently we are seeing the addition of more ground game, but for sometime before now we were seeing a ton of wrestling in reverse.
ArmFarmer- October 16, 2009 at 5:23 am
@gracie nuthugger

What about Coutures career has been mediocre? Winning like 5 ufc titles in two different weight classes? Being a hall of famer? Still winning and defending titles in his mid 40's? Being a pioneer of the port? One of the biggest most recognizable names in the sport?

Oh that's right, his record isn't 25-0 so he's a nobody. Nevermind that 13 of his last 15 fights were for a ufc title..
Lateral Drop- October 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Rampage made the mistake of saying "These guys ain't on our level". By saying "Our" he implied that Tiki and himself are on the same level. Must have really gotten Tiki's dick hard.
agentsmith- October 15, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Tiki also can't drink Rampage's Red Bulls for him... but he can and does go fetch them for him.
Dmonicideals- October 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I actually saw that blind date on TV, and couldn't stop laughing at that jerkoff Tiki. That slut wanted to do nothing but jump on his dick, and he takes her to a wax museum.

Why would you even sign up for that show if you were as gay as he is? Doesn't he know what the whole premise is (to knock them boots asap)?

Fuck Tiki, Fuck Rampage. They can both go suck each others dick in some hollywierd back alley.
for the love of mma- October 15, 2009 at 7:15 pm
fuck dan the viking more like dan the cunt!!!
Miles- October 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm
wow lawler fucked him up bad
Jeffro- October 15, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Pause at the 54 sec mark of the first vid. The ref is totally ass over tea kettle on his head. I love that shit.
DAN THE VIKING- October 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm
hate hate hate hate hate hate
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DAN THE VIKING- October 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@ DAN THE VIKING
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DAN THE VIKING- October 15, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@ Douchey McDoucherton
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DAN THE VIKING- October 15, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@ stingrza
hahaha easiest or hardest win ever?
DAN THE VIKING- October 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm
This is not spam Potato... its a cosign on the above comment.
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ScrambledEggs- October 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
MKO "Is Robbie Lawler retarded?"


No, but obviously you are douche.
stingrza- October 15, 2009 at 6:10 pm
In his defense, he did beat Kit Cope by "retirement."
Douchey McDoucherton- October 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Cesar Gracie is 0-1 with a KO that made his corner throw in the towel before it even landed, I'm just saying.
MKO- October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Is Robbie Lawler retarded?
gracie_nuthugger- October 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Excuse me but isnt Couture's head waterboy at his gym, Shawn Thompkins a guy who constantly appears on video and slams professional fighters a perfect 0-4 in his pro career?

0-4.
with 4 KOs losses.
in the first round.
in crappy minor, minor league orgs.
against crappy minor league canadians.

What can he teach at the gym?
How to fall down without smacking your head?

Tiki at least won 11 fights while the douchebag at Extreme hasnt.

Maybe you shouldnt use any material/interviews/comments from him UNTIL he wins a first fight.
Heck, he can fight Tom Atencio or Herschel for his first win, I dont care.

But you cant shit on the mediocre (then again, Couture's career has been mediocre too) guys like Tipi and let Douche Thompkins off scot free.
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