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Tim Sylvia Is Banging Who? NOOOOOOO!!!


(Do not do a Google Image Search for “Patrycja Mikula” unless you want to see this woman naked.)

When I was skimming through the coverage of Saturday’s Adrenaline MMA show — Russow submits Guida, Terry Martin gets repeatedly kicked in the nuts, yada yada — I saw a mention of Tim Sylvia being spotted with Andrei Arlovski‘s ex-girlfriend. At the time I didn’t think much of it, assuming that the X-GF in question was some skank that Arlovski dated before Patrycja Mikula (the lovely nude model who we’d previously featured here). Dude, no. Arlovski and Mikula are apparently dunzo, and the Maine-iac, in the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot, pulled up quick to retrieve it. Steve Cofield reports:

Word out of Chicago this weekend says Arlovski got the ultimate kick in the groin when arch-rival Tim Sylvia was seen hanging with the Russian’s old flame Patrycja Mikula. Sylvia was attending the Adrenaline MMA show at the Sears Centre in Arlovski’s backyard.

Is this a WWE-style ploy to build to a fourth Sylvia-Arlovski fight? The angle has ‘Chris Benoit stealing Kevin Sullivan’s wife, Woman’ written all over it.

Is Mikula actually smitten with the 6-foot-8 ‘Maine-iac’ Sylvia? Or is she using poor Tim as a pawn to get back at her old boyfriend? And is it cheesy for Sylvia to be scooping up Arlovski’s leftovers? …

Sylvia’s tryst with Mikula was confirmed by solid Miletich Camp sources, who said the Playboy model is simply a ‘wallet and belt chaser.’

I like the idea of this being Monte Cox’s retardo-crafty ploy to get people interested in Sylvia/Arlovski IV under the Adrenaline banner. If not, I just hope that for the sake of Ms. Mikula, the WAMMA belt doesn’t have any sharp edges.

(Props: FightOpinion)

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MMAguru- August 11, 2008 at 11:33 am
She's real sexy...but can't we see some more "ring girls" or some new sexier pictures of them?...Its about time for an update...
Bradical- June 21, 2008 at 4:03 am
Andrei can get plenty o' pu$$y(so n o worries there)...this will just get him more amped up & make him rage in the cage & take out the aggression on whoever's in front of him. I see this as a blessing in disguise...face it Andrei got soft on us in the ring & wasn't nearly the mad dog we're used to. SO now that this has happened, maybe Patrycja dickin' him over will flip that old aggression switch bk on deep within so we can see some serious beatings be inflicted here on out like we used to see the Andrei of old (with chest/body hair and all). Can I get an Amen?
Tiff- June 18, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Ya, its pretty obvious that she is a wallet chaser, No woman WANTS to have sex with Tim. Think of what she has to go through to get that money........never mind, its not a good thought! Yuck!
.- June 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
ass = 10
face = 6

overall = 10
shutupandfight- June 18, 2008 at 9:51 am
but does she hunt?
Kim Couture is a cunt- June 18, 2008 at 1:20 am
Andrei has officially been owned.
Ronnie Dobbs- June 17, 2008 at 7:07 pm
haha at the sharp belt....but Fedor's happily married, so it won't be an issue.
No1Dad- June 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm
"this guy is clearly a fucking idiot"

LMAO
Douchebaggery- June 17, 2008 at 5:03 pm
# lolwut Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 9:57 am

Why wouldnt we want to see her naked? and btw google has a safety thingy so if its turned off clearly the person has already been searching for bewbz."




this guy is clearly a fucking idiot
MM- June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Clearly she hadn't seen the episode of Blind Date that featured Tim Silvia before being seen with him.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCl4dQ5tS-Q
bmwtech- June 17, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Sylvia’s tryst with Mikula was confirmed by solid Miletich Camp sources, who said the Playboy model is simply a ‘wallet and belt chaser.-----

Apparently she's also a chubby chaser!
lolwut- June 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Why wouldnt we want to see her naked? and btw google has a safety thingy so if its turned off clearly the person has already been searching for bewbz.
norremo- June 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I'd rather picture "Swamp Thing" having sex than Tim the "Shitty-Ac" Sylvia
sarah- June 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
yup, the hot ones always leave you for your grossest MMA rival.

oh, life.
No1Dad- June 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Her ass is obviously a 10. The face is just average but she would probably look better if she didn't get her lips all puffed up like that.
B-Rad- June 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
And why would one think about how much Tim Sylvia sweats during sex..or even thinks about him having sex at all?
Bundy- June 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm
God that is so gross. I bet big Tim sweats ALOT during sex.
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