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‘Title Shot’ Caption Contest: The Winners!

Since it’s Labor Day and I’ve already spent too much time going through your submissions for our latest caption contest — fine work, by the way — we’re just going to do this old-school style, where I pick two winners and then you bitch about them mightily in the comments section. But first, the honorable mentions:

mayhem420: Wait…didn’t Kendall Grove say that guns were for white people?

ruckus: Sean Sherk, you’re dead.

adam: Following months of hardcore training in Brazil, BJ Penn thinks he has found a weakness in Machida’s defense.

The Truth: Quick, what’s Hawaiian for “one-legged French Canadian”?

Aptninja: Um, okay, so…where is the carb?

jakey: The Penn is mightier than the sword

Cankly Carano: “Upon seeing this photo, Jim Lampley exclaimed, ‘See, I told you these barbarian ultimate fighters take knives and guns into their cages. Pathetic. No skill compared to the sweet science! …now where’s that bitch wife of mine? She needs a good smack across the face.’”

Horror Fighter: BJ Penn prepares a response for all CagePotato readers who consistently complain about “caption contest” winners.

And now the winners…

devilmonkey: This is what you get when you mate a Cabbage Patch Kid with GI Joe. [Ed. note: Exactly!]

neosamurai: “Who cares how I’m supposed to hold this thing, I just want to make out with a bullet wound.” [Ed. note: Disgusting!]

So, if your commenting nicknames happen to be “devilmonkey” or “neosamurai,” please e-mail us at with your name and address, and we’ll get those signed copies of Kelly Crigger’s Title Shot out to you ASAP. As for the rest of youse guys, better luck next time, and if you need some bathroom reading, honestly, you won’t regret picking up the book.

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neosamurai- September 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Who cares if it sucks, i won a book!!!!!! lol........ losers
?- September 4, 2008 at 7:33 am
''We Americans have not used the “NOT” thing in over ten years, so please don’t be offended if no one found it funny. Sorry!''

You 'americans' havent used slimming pills in over ten years either too buddy but I am sure Seinfeld would have something funny to say about that too....NOT!
Alex From Miami- September 1, 2008 at 7:32 pm
who chose the winners? .... the honorable mentions were better..way better
jeffmac- September 1, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@mayhem420: I was thinking along those lines too. I can't believe there were not more responses referencing how Hawaii's don't use guns, only the white man does!!!
Jeff- September 1, 2008 at 1:58 pm
"Ok, so where's the carb?"

That made me lol so fucking hard.

Gratz to winners even though they weren't the best (as usual).
Geriatric Peon- September 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Yeah, even though I agree with your choice on the winners this time I thought the vote last time was more fun but either way you are going to get bitched at.
JoseMonkey- September 1, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I'd like to suggest voting on these things in the future. For example, Comedy Central runs caption contests, and they work pretty much like the ones CP runs, but the final winner is selected by reader votes.

You'd need to figure out an approach to limiting vote spamming, of course. I suspect Comedy Central doesn't worry too much about it since they aren't giving away prizes.
Rumbler- September 1, 2008 at 11:42 am

We Americans have not used the "NOT" thing in over ten years, so please don't be offended if no one found it funny. Sorry!

"neosamurai" Killt dat sh!t b!tches !
?- September 1, 2008 at 6:57 am
I guess it must be the american sense of homour cos I don't think the winners were funny at all, should have got your seinfeld guy to say something funny cos he cracks me up too.....NOT!!!!!
Pema- September 1, 2008 at 5:46 am
I like Irih car bomb better... bj dont need no gun i would talk shit to someone holding this gun.. i would not talk shit to someone who had bj penn behind him
izzy- September 1, 2008 at 5:30 am
not bad captions, first one is better
piemasterdeluxmofo- September 1, 2008 at 5:10 am
jakey: The Penn is mightier than the sword

FTW! better than the 2 winners
irish car bomb- September 1, 2008 at 3:31 am
since no one else is bitching i guess I will have to say that was fucking horrible i meen come on no im just joking my caption: This thing is overrated my fists are more dangerous than this useless piece of shit
Abu- September 1, 2008 at 3:20 am
Yeah I thought some of the honorable mentions were better than the winners. Guess someone who decides these has taken too many shots to the head.
Summoner10- September 1, 2008 at 12:35 am
THOSE are the winners? omg
Markdog- August 31, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Cool Beans!! Congrats to the weeners, I mean winners! Good shit; I liked "Sean Sherk, you're dead" cuz me and my friend always joke of how Bj sounded. Unfortunately, I can't make the sound when I type.
cc- August 31, 2008 at 9:51 pm
medecine balls- August 31, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Horror Fighter, ive been laughing for twenty minutes, they were all good but damn that one got me!
Bill C.- August 31, 2008 at 6:53 pm
The winners were great this time around.
Geriatric Peon- August 31, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Winners were good, especially Devilmonkey.
Me- August 31, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I thought they were all pretty good this time around. Good job all!!! and grats to the 2 above!