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Tito Ortiz Discloses Injury 36 Days Early, Pulls Out of Lil’ Nog Fight

Torld witle…torld witle…no, something doesn’t sound right.”

It used to be that you could count on Tito Ortiz to show up on fight night, come up short, then cite an outrageous injury as the reason for his loss. Well, it looks like someone has taken our little ban to heart, as “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” disclosed yesterday via Twitter that he has suffered a serious concussion and received some 22 stitches, forcing him out of his bout with Lil’ Nog next month at UFC Fight Night 24.

First off, some serious questions. What the hell could have done such damage to that magnificent dome?  Did the boys at NASA discover some new super-alloy? No, not likely. The clear answer here is that Tito contracted some sort of communicable skull-softening disease, likely from close contact with a known carrier. While Tito’s fellow scientists race for a cure, Dana White wasted no time in naming his replacement for the bout.

Wrestling ace Phil Davis will look to bolster his undefeated record to 9-0 as he takes a big step up in competition against Minotoro. Davis has shown a fondness for the submission arts, going so far as to introduce his own one-armed version of the kimura in his victory over Tim Boetsch at UFC 123 last November, but in this tilt he’ll be taking on a legit black belt in Minotoro. This bout will either propel “Mr. Wonderful” up the Light Heavyweight ranks or put Nogueira back on the winning track.

As for Tito, this injury could be a blessing in disguise. He was in for an extremely tough bout against Nogueira, and if he loses his next fight he will absolutely be cut, never to return to the Octagon. Probably. Please keep Tito in your prayers, kids, something tells me this isn’t the first major concussion he’s suffered.

- Chris Colemon

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Endless Soldier- February 22, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Doesn't say where he got stitches.

Maybe it's for when Jenna tore his heart.. *tears up*
DARKHORSE06- February 21, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I wonder if Tito caught that same soft head shit that Matt Hamill has?
Titos Head- February 21, 2011 at 10:46 am
Mir please break Brocks neck- February 20, 2011 at 11:53 pm
They should have got Ken Shamrock to replace Tito. Oh wait...nevermind. Why OH WHY are we still talking about Tito? Honestly, I'd rather see Mark least HE has class. Frank Mir for President!!!
fatbellyfrank- February 20, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Fuck Tito, has been publicity whore, time to retire,chill out and watch videos of your cum dumpster wife, and dream of how your feeling right now
RwilsonR- February 20, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Can't wait to see Karma kick ass!
RSparrow- February 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Clearly a pack of deaf kids got a hold of Tito, hit him multiple times in the head with lunch trays while screaming NOW WHO THEAD ITH THOFT!!
Waxedpants- February 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm
@rex13 Will there be an official link to Karma's fight here ? If not there should be.

Grats Karma !!
Ballkick- February 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I had a dream last night,...I was disinfecting my belly pad, rubbing it with a bleach and water solution and a Thai Genie appeared. I had released him from his prison and he said he would grant me three wishes....
My first was to have 20 million dollars, the second was to pass legislation to legalize MMA in New York, the third was to have Tito Ortiz retire, was just a dream....damn!
HusseinObama- February 20, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Login works. CP still sucks cock.
Angry Whopper- February 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm
i thought this mothafucka was banned from CP. seriously. ccman was absolutely right when he said if the headline read "phil davis fights minotoro at FN 24", four people would notice.

two of whom would be tito and jenna. the other two would be the two street bums who were running a train on jenna. maybe.
ktfo- February 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
tito has fought with a cracked skull before and he cant fight a month out cause of a concussion and some stitches? i guess thats what he gets for saying hes never been knocked out before
djp1988- February 20, 2011 at 11:56 am
Tito's head is starting to collapse in on itself like a dying star.
Biffmiester- February 20, 2011 at 11:11 am
P.S. Bravo @ KarmaComióMiGato.
Biffmiester- February 20, 2011 at 11:08 am
Tito, you're coming off of 5 years without a legitimate win, your relevance in the sport has disappeared quicker than your children's virginity will, and almost every MMA fan wants you out of the UFC and never to be seen or heard from again...

...let me tell you how you feeling right now, buddy?
ReX13- February 20, 2011 at 10:50 am
Karma won his fight, and says he's uploading video.

kellyman >> +1. "Let me tell you how you're feeling right now."
Clyde- February 20, 2011 at 10:05 am
That's probably true kellyman. But the question is will he have a fight between now and then?

I think the only thing that's stopping Tito from having the worst record in the UFC is the fact that he only fights once every 18 months.
kellyman- February 20, 2011 at 9:44 am
At 131 years old, Tito will be back, for vengeance. I'm proud of you, buddy.
ccman- February 20, 2011 at 9:16 am
News flash: Tito Ortiz formerly of releance was found unconscious and bleeding in a warehouse in huntington beach yesterday afternoon. Initial reports show Tito got in the way of the freight train of circus midgets in her latest adventure in munchkin land. Witnesses say he was outstruck by by a dwarf when he cut in the anal line and was stampeded by the exiting dwarves looking to wash the stench off.

Upon regaing conscious Tito was heard saying "all I remember was hearing "they didn't pay me enough for this. They said it was a tranny movie, this was way outside my standards".

Early police reports say he is not relevant enough to warrent an investigation and their insurance will not cover even casual contact with jenna for interviews minus hazmat suits.
cecils_pupils- February 20, 2011 at 8:52 am
Bob Reilly said it best and said it first - we don't want to see Tito anymore, not even playing the role of bouncer in Jenna's B-movies.

Tito is so injury prone these days he sustained a black eye and sprained thumb just from his Twitter battle with Forrest earlier this week.
David_Banner- February 20, 2011 at 8:36 am
So Tito got knocked out and suffered a cut requiring 22 stitches... Sounds more like a suicide attempt then a training injury.
TheWarsawExpress- February 20, 2011 at 8:33 am
Despite my disdain for this insufferable fucktard...he hasn't been stopped in a long-ass time and he always makes me laugh with his messed up and emotional post-fight excuses. Personally, being injured seems like a good excuse to suck in a fight. I will never judge a fighter for health issues.
skeletor- February 20, 2011 at 8:10 am
This is much tougher fight for Nog. He struggled allot with Brilz wrestling and Davis is a much better wrestler than him. I would not be shocked if Davis took this one by decision.
Sudos KFC- February 20, 2011 at 7:38 am
^nope. Hope he won though.
danomite- February 20, 2011 at 7:29 am
so does anybody know how karma did this weekend?