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Tito Ortiz: Gone Fishin’


(Oh my God that looks fun!)

Despite being offered a four-fight contract extension before his bout with Lyoto Machida last Saturday, and despite his vague statements during the post-fight interview, Tito Ortiz confirmed last night that he’s absolutely not coming back to fight in the UFC. “Me going to somewhere else is 100% happening,” Ortiz said, like some sort of caveman, or Indian chief, or Yoda. “The way [Dana White] treats me, I can’t continue on with them. He’s a monster and I’m going to go elsewhere where they respect me.”

Ortiz will now begin a three-week tour in support of his autobiography This Is Gonna Hurt, and will then go about deciding where to fight next. He hopes to compete again this fall, and according to MMAWeekly, he’s considered starting his own MMA organization.

In other UFC news you can use…

The Ultimate Fighter 7‘s resident psycho Matt Brown (6-6), who was out-hustled by Amir Sadollah on last night’s episode, will be taking on TUF 6 castmember Matt “No Regard” Arroyo (3-1) in a welterweight match at the TUF 7 Finale (June 21st; Las Vegas, NV). Brown and Arroyo previously met at an RFC event in November 2006, where Brown won by TKO. At this point, Brown is only the fifth TUF 7 fighter expected to have a spot on the finale card, in addition to the show’s two finalists, and an all-but-confirmed match between Matthew Riddle and Dante Rivera.

Georges St. Pierre will be in Rio de Janeiro through June 10th, going through a training camp with members of the Gracie Barra Combat Team to hone his jiu-jitsu skills in preparation for his title defense against Jon Fitch at UFC 87. “The black belts have a unquestionable level (of skill) and I am looking to get a better game for my fight,” St. Pierre said.

— “I wanted to show everyone that I can box. People want to see diversity in this sport. I’m not a one-dimensional fighter like people think I am, and I came here with something to prove. I wanted to gain respect back from the fans, first of all. Secondly, I wanted to give the fans something they paid for. People paid a lot of money to come see this fight, so I wanted to hopefully re-establish myself.” — Sean Sherk on his questionable and ultimately ineffective stand-up strategy against BJ Penn at UFC 84.

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JoseMonkey- June 1, 2008 at 11:58 am
I love how everyone loves to bash Jenna Jameson, when the reality is that 95% of the guys reading this would *totally* bang her in a heartbeat if they had a chance.

"Eff you, Jenna -- just because you're a porn star and I'm a nobody doesn't mean you're better than me! Just because you get paid to have sex on film . . . and I, um . . . pay other people . . . to watch you getting paid to have sex on film. Shit."
Jacko- May 29, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Wonder which smells worse... Jenna's pussy or all that tuna. Tito is only with her because she will perform atm (ass to mouth) on him.
Kimbo- May 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Matt Brown..what a load of crap. The guy has nothing but a bad look on his face. His record is like 6-7 now..total loser.
Tito's tatas- May 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm
When questioned by a reporter what they planned to do with their recent catch, Tito and Jenna replied, "Air freshener for our bedroom..."
Zackary Adams- May 29, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Who cares about the Tito jokes... Matt Brown getting a fight on the finale, in a year that a lot of the fighters aren't even getting asked back, is a definite boost to a otherwise boring season. "Resident Psycho" fought like a warrior, and kept his head high afterward, like a true man.
MarleyMarl- May 29, 2008 at 3:21 am
Tito considering starting his own mma organization haha..
saywhat- May 29, 2008 at 3:17 am
wow, what a bunch of unoriginal morons on here

sex jokes about Jenna Jameson and Tito? holy crap, you all must be writers in Hollywood to come up with this stuff
Greite- May 29, 2008 at 1:49 am
I can't believe no one went with the obvious..

'I'm smiling cause it smells like home."
Jburg- May 29, 2008 at 12:42 am
Man, Jenna really does like that slimey bastard... and she's holding a nice sized fish too!
chunk354- May 29, 2008 at 12:10 am
the only thing jenna cant fit in her twat is tito's giant head
thisguy186- May 29, 2008 at 12:06 am
You think those fish are huge?! WAit til you see the size of the crabs he caught from Jenna!
dmun- May 28, 2008 at 11:23 pm
To go Where every man has gone before....

what a blessing.

And most of the fish are Mahi Mahi
Netterbog- May 28, 2008 at 9:43 pm
How come Tito has to use two hands to hold up what Jenna can grip with just one?

I didn't know that hand...uhm...skills were one of her strengths.
Captain Popetastic- May 28, 2008 at 9:41 pm
There's something not-quite-right about this scene.
bird-dog- May 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i thought id seen jenna on tv... i just didnt know they filmed the deadliest catch in there!!
shutupandfight- May 28, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Tito don't want tuna that tastes good...Tito wants tuna with big tits.

(i know those aren't tunas...jussayin)
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