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Tito Ortiz + Jenna Jameson + Horse = Not What You’re Thinking

If you haven’t been watching The Celebrity Apprentice…well, you’re not missing much. But our boy Tito is still in the game, and on Thursday’s episode he was part of a challenge where he and three teammates had to run a successful carriage-ride operation in New York’s Central Park. Jenna Jameson shows up with a wad of hot money she just got from God-knows-where, and they ride off. And she calls him “pumpkin.” And it’s really gross.

(Props: MMAFever)

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meg- February 21, 2008 at 4:31 am
this almost reminds me of nick and jessica, only jennas nasty dumb ass in no way compares to jessica. if ur tito ortiz and u can get anyone... what the HELL are u doing with someone whos already beat to hell and rotten!
Hatters- February 17, 2008 at 5:05 am
Your all jealous she can buy and sell all of your bitch ass's Hmmm I would lick cum outts her and needc to see big black meat deep wayyyyyyy deep in her guts
J.J.- February 16, 2008 at 1:13 am
Tito might be surprised to learn that Central Park is actually just a skoash smaller than Yellowstone Park.
tek- February 15, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Richest hooker ever..... good job tito..LOL sloppy 50,457 ths?
nucka what- February 15, 2008 at 6:25 pm
tito is gay and looks like fucking donkey kong...better yet king hippo from that old nintendo game "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" lol. and not to mention jenna's boney ass. WTF is going on with celebrity women these days...lets keep nip tucking every insecure feature about myself until I look like a fuckin plastic duck. I wish JasonX would impale both of them on a shovel while theyre having sex..isn't that how it usually goes in those kinda movies?
fightfan- February 15, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Fucking sad what he has been reduced to.....,mmm..pumpkin, beautiful, smooch, smooch. Boy will he look back at what an ass he was when she starts taking dick again for money and leaves his ass

Also she looks like she has been a big time crack addict. She has got to be under 100 pounds. Add that with the melting pot of disease and dick she's had up in her, I will pass
Ed- February 15, 2008 at 11:43 am
tito gnp's that all day er day
Ed- February 15, 2008 at 11:16 am
They should go into comedy, there's money to be made.
The Bloc- February 15, 2008 at 9:30 am
"what park are we in right now? Central Park." ahahahaha priceless.
bump- February 15, 2008 at 8:32 am
After they kissed on the buggy ride Tito started licking his lips, looking perplexed like her mouth tasted like dick. hahahahaha
Dana White- February 15, 2008 at 7:20 am
I wonder when he goes down on her if he thinks about all th eother pricks that have been in her?
bump- February 15, 2008 at 6:47 am
Did Tito call NYCs Central Park "One of the biggest parks in the world"?
LOLWUT- February 15, 2008 at 5:52 am
Tito must put such a pounding on her every night i bet.