(You need how much? Damn. OK, but I want some new XXL leather headrests for my G6.)

The Las Vegas Review Journal reported today that former UFC light heavyweight champ Tito Ortiz has been tied to a murder conspiracy court case that involves a father who is accused of hiring a hitman to kill his son.

According to court documents, Keith Herriman is alleged to have hired an unidentified person to shoot his son, Dominick, who is said to have slept with both his father’s ex-wife and ex-girlfriend and who testified in February that his old man had used $160,000 he fraudulently obtained through an insurance scam to buy crack.

You know a family is dysfunctional if it make’s Tito’s seem like the Cleavers.

Apparently the only reason Tito’s name got out in reference to the case is that the accused, who is petitioning to get a Nevada state appointed lawyer due to financial reasons, put up a $500,000 bond to be able to leave jail and live under house arrest until the trial is over and he revealed when pressed that ”The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” fronted him the cash.

According to the report, Keith Harriman’s brother, Wayne Harriman, a used car salesman from Las Vegas, was the person Ortiz credits with mending his relationship with UFC president Dana White.

Dominick was shot at least nine times Aug. 27 while working at Wayne Harriman’s car lot. The shooter was never identified, but charges were laid anyway. Keith Harriman contends that the hit could have been a result of his son’s sordid past and criminal history or the fact that he was was an informant for the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and had likely made a lot of enemies.

No word on when the movie comes out, but it’s likely that Ortiz will be played by one of these two actors.