(Did anyone else just get a great idea for a buddy cop movie?)
Do you know what today is? Well, yeah, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means that for at least one evening you can puke on the sidewalk outside of your favorite bar without people judging you, but aside from that. Today is a brand new day from yesterday. That means it only makes sense that we get a new Tito Ortiz rumor to force us back to that inevitable question: why do we have to keep talking about this guy?
The newest report comes from Five Ounces of Pain, and it claims that “multiple herniations in the neck” forced Ortiz off “The Ultimate Fighter” and out of his fight with opposing TUF 11 coach Chuck Liddell. Sound familiar?
So why would a neck injury necessarily mean that Ortiz couldn’t finish his stint as a coach, which, “Rampage” Jackson effectively demonstrated, can be a very low impact job if you want it to be? We have no idea, just like we have no idea how much truth there might be to this story.
Just yesterday we heard Dave Farra telling Frank Mir that it was a shoulder injury, and Ortiz himself has only commented on his struggles with the flu (BTW, dude lost 15 pounds while in the hospital, but he’s home safe now). In short, we don’t know what to believe anymore, but the frequency of various injury rumors leads us to believe that something happened to him. Now it’s just a matter of whether we can still work up the energy to continue caring about what that something was.
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Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:25
It was just a matter of time before that neck gave out under the weight of his massive skull. I for one am impressed that it help up this long.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:26
I never could get used to the taste of splenda. Tastes like shit would probably taste IMO.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:27
I don't like Mr.Potatohead :/
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:28
I'm all about Tito. Whatever the issue, I hope it's resolved and has no bearing on his career, or any nearing match ups.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:28
"naah teeetoe, I sure don't know of a custom sombrerrrooo maker to make one for that pumpkin head ouf yooo's"
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:33
I think Jenna gave him the herps
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:33
All in favor of another Tito ban?
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:44
Tyson smoking a bleezy at the club?? Too bad War Machine wasn't bouncing that night... I'd pay good money-49.99-to see him ask Iron Mike to put it out. (High pitched, lispy)"Please refrain from using the N word in my presence, White Boy, or I'll undoubtedtly be forced to detach your head from your neck in a very painful manner.Your cooperation is greatly appreciated."
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:47
Aye
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:49
Love the Hulkster 'stache on Tito.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 03:58
Can we please reinstate the Tito Ban? Or at least establish a conditional ban where we only discuss verified pieces of information regarding Tito and his fights?
Wed, 03/17/10 - 04:20
I understand Mark Coleman sent Titty-toe a bouquet of Go Fuck Yourself.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 04:22
El Guapo for the win.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 04:51
"...why do we have to keep talking about this guy?" Do us a favor: don't.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:01
"Ohhh my neck! Ohh my back! Ohh my neck and my back!" Umm Titty-toe, the "Friday" defense won't hold much weight with Dana.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:10
LOL he looks fucking retarded with a fumanchu
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:15
Good lord, Ortiz needs to get his ass kicked. Ortiz and Jameson's children are doomed to a lifetime of suckling fame's bitter teet, all the while never realizing that same milk of celebrity turned their mother into a sex-worker and their father into a mush-brained retard. Not that there's anything wrong with being a sex-worker or a mush-brained retard, but c'mon, those kids are going to be fucked up.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:21
Lmao! Comment of the week.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:24
"I tattooed my fathe, beat the pith out of Robin Giventh, and thquandered over 300 million dollarth and I'm thtill not the biggest douchebag in thith photo."
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:56
I can just see Tito's next statements toward Chuck, ""Chuck, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
Wed, 03/17/10 - 05:57
the picture above makes em look like they were meant to be!
Wed, 03/17/10 - 06:34
The casting couch for the next Celebrity Rehab season or else some kind of sad, sick, "stud on stud"independent film".
Wed, 03/17/10 - 06:36
I gotta give a "Well Done, Gentlemen" to both El Guapo and Goog... nice work, I laughed hard! :)
Wed, 03/17/10 - 06:43
Tito will disappear for like 6 months and his remains will be found deep inside the cavern that is Jenna Jameson's vagina. Speaking of Jameson's it's St. Patty's Day. TIME TO GET DRUNK!
Wed, 03/17/10 - 07:56
Who knows what his problem is. Don't worry he's tell us what happened the next time he gets beat down. because as we all know Tito has never lost because he isn't a well rounded fighter. Noooo always a back, neck, shoulder knees and toes knees and toes!
Wed, 03/17/10 - 08:16
I would risk having Tito punch me in the face just to yell "Let me tell you how you're feeling right now" as he walked by.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 09:14
THEORY: Maybe some twist in the shows new format involves switching coaches halfway through from Tit0/chuck to randy/franklin. vierd.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 09:34
Tito ban is a must have! dude's a douche! and i'm from Ireland, so that's pretty much the only time i'll use the word 'douche' in my whole life! Don't wanna see his fat head anymore!
Wed, 03/17/10 - 10:29
Tito got Irvin'd... What else is there to say?
Wed, 03/17/10 - 10:44
When your head spends as much time up your ass as Tito's does, multiple cervical herniations can't really be avoided unless you're one of those 8 year old Chinese contortionists with a rubber skeleton.
Wed, 03/17/10 - 10:46
@Goog: Nice!
Wed, 03/17/10 - 11:22
PLEASE PLEASE bring the ban back on Tito. It was so nice. I would rather read 100 posts about fighters bringing their "old" selfs back than ONE more of this douche bag.
Thu, 03/18/10 - 05:25
That's a beautiful chewmanspoo ya got there, Tito.
Thu, 03/18/10 - 07:55
Michael, Michael, Michael...Tisk, tisk. When you shit in to someones mouth after arse-raping them, at least have the courtesy to wipe him clean around the mouth when you´re done. That´s some shameful shit! I mean, look at that poor latino kid with that surrealy mishapen head...
Thu, 03/18/10 - 09:56
@ Steampunk: Bwahahahahahaha! Good one. @ Everyone else: I suggested in the past that we could resolve all Tito issues forever by dropping him into the pit of molten lava. Yes, I said "the" pit and not "a" pit - because I have already prepared the pit and the lava. I even widened the opening for Ortiz' massive pumpkinhead. Also, I'm going to say what everyone is thinking: since War Machine has made it back into the media, and Tito likes to be around porn stars, let's have Tito and the artist formerly known as Koppenhaver ass fuck each other to the death. Whoever survives, wins. And then gets dropped into the lava pit. Either way, any variance on my scenario(s) will end well for everyone, as long as we remember to do the lava pit thing at the end. :)
Thu, 03/18/10 - 12:03
Dear Tito, Recruiting your fellow fighters into your porn empire is retirement gold. Love Edith.
Thu, 03/18/10 - 12:36
Dana is MitriOWNING us so we don't know what to expect.
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