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Tito Ortiz Talks Post-Fight Press Conference Drama

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So you think you’re going to take attention away from Tito Ortiz just because a) he didn’t fight in the main event, and b) he lost a unanimous decision? Not likely. Leave it to Ortiz to find some way to get us all talking about him the morning after. Thank God Jenna Jameson was there to make this whole encounter seem that much weirder.


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skidding- May 26, 2008 at 5:34 am
I absolutely loved Machida's style. The reason I can appreciate it is because I was always a weaker and smaller runt in every sport I ever played.

Tito is stronger, Tito is bigger, Tito is a more powerful striker (if it lands), Tito is a more dominating GnP'er and has a greco-roman clinch of gorilla strength.

It's like a big, strong, schoolyard bully, fighting a smaller, quicker smarter kid.

I personally think it's a thing of beauty to see the little smaller kid using his strategic focus to frustrate the bully and make him look uncoordinated.

But Tito did catch him by surprise on the ground, and I do think that Tito hyperextended Machida's elbow (he never used his dislocated arm to strike after the triangle-armbar combo)
Tito Ortiz- May 26, 2008 at 5:07 am
Why did they have to lock me out of the press conference.. just because i lost it doesnt make me a loser
Anonymous- May 26, 2008 at 4:32 am
Here is the fight for u fuckers that are talking shit about Machida running away. Machida almost even knocked Tito in the end of the first round after the takedown.

Ignorant fucks! What do yall expect, Machida running in fullspeed knowing Tito is a good striker and wrestlers?! WTF are u people on?! Machida is one of the smartest fighters inside the ring at present time!
matt i ignorant fuck!- May 26, 2008 at 4:21 am
Matt, u garbage. Machida didnt run away, he controlled Tito totally. He didnt fought Tito's fight, he fought hes own fight. He knows that Tito has heavy hands and good wrestling skills. Machida owned Tito bigtime, now Starnes on the other hand was running away the entire fight, Machida was sticking and moving, sticking and moving, kind of like Ali. Tito was pissed cause didnt couldnt catch Machida at all, Machida did land some punches, kicks and the one knee that hurt Tito and that almost got Tito knocked that fuck out!

Did Machida runs, hell fucking no! He almost knocked Tito the fuck out, now how is that running away u stupid cunt!?!
matt says- May 26, 2008 at 3:44 am
your fucked, he tried time and time again to make that a great fight, and lyoto just ran away. kind of like starnes did. i think tito will have a great finish to his career with another organization. ive never been a fan but have a lot of respect for what hes done for the sport.
the glza- May 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
tito is a "classic" fighter -- maybe he should consider working in YAMMA... he could probably clean up over there.

jenna is a good girlfriend, sticking up for her man. too bad her man is a loudmouthed braggart.

even though they're playing the asshat role, they do have a bit of a point -- guys in the cage should make more money... especially at jardine's level of competition (although i doubt he only made $10K -- we'll have to see if that's true)

wandy's ko of jardine was one of the sloppiest ko's ever. it was an ugly fight, for sure... but i digress.

machida is a badass who constantly finds a way to neutralize his opponents. he needs some finishing classes, tho... but still -- badass
Dick Loomis- May 26, 2008 at 1:35 am
Really, if she is not saying, Ungghhhh!! Harder! Faster! Deeper! OHHHhh Dick, your sooo huge! She should shut the fack up.
who gives a dam- May 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
dose it matter what ppl made in the fight thay get paid to fight

tito did not push the pace in his fight went for 4/5 takedowns and was shaken off
took a hard knee that knocked him down & allmost out
was put on the matt in the first round for G&P
care to explain what he did good in the fight
he was out class'd and just treated like the washd up fighter he is
he could not put rashard away !!!! he only just beat forest and come on he beat up and old & very slow shamrock
Bubba- May 25, 2008 at 6:45 am
I have never seen Tittieo deliver any knockouts but I have only been watching for 3 years. To me, he might want to zip his trap until he mixes in a win. The UFC probably would have fired him like they have so many for piling up L's.

As far as JJ goes... when your done with her Tito, send her my way. I can take an ass whooping like you and talk like I am a big man. How about making yourself relevant again before you compare yourself to Randy.

And for that Douche doing the interview. His name is Richard Hunter and he is a radio personality. He goes by Big Dick Hunter and had a show here in Big D for a while. He is a Howard Stern wannabe. He got married a the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas and it was on the HBO shoe. He is a Tool. He was on a sports station at night and called his sho Big Dicks P-1 Circus and had low lifes on all of the time. (Ron Jeremy, Canseco, Porn Stars, Drug Addicts, Tatto shop owners, Joey Buttafucco, and he swings both ways. Way to go UFC. I have no clue what you were thinking with this guy. He has a very Bullwinkle Voice and he is a DOUCHE!
rocco- May 25, 2008 at 6:16 am
Jenna weighing in on UFC fighter pay is a joke. Her and Tito aren't really interested in spreading the money around, just getting more for Tito.

Dana White doesn't need a pornstar telling him how to run his business. He isn't telling her how to run her business. Jenna Jameson has made millions in porn, while the male "actors" that slipped her the stiff one-eye have been making pennies for years. How come she never stood up for the little guy then? I've heard her website still makes millions - does she spread that around equally amongst the girls on the site, the camera men, the webmaster, and all of her other employees?

I'm guessing probably not.

So why is Jenna out there telling Dana and the Fertitta's what they should do with the money they are making? She should stay out of his business because she has no idea how to run a fight promotion. I'm sure Dana White give her the same courtesy and not tell her how much to pay the poor sap that has to stick it up her plastic, skinny ass.
Old, Bald and Irish- May 25, 2008 at 5:25 am

Fuck...this website needs a god damn spellchecker....
Old, Bald and Irish- May 25, 2008 at 5:19 am
"KG": Thanks. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Josh: All respect to the man who wears a belt of purple. Not an easy task...

In all honesty, I'm not a Tito "hater". Does he annoy me with his childish antics? You bet. Is he a legend in the ring? Without a doubt, Tito is a major contributor to MMA.

So..."most boring fight of the evening"? Uhhh...yeah, Josh is right.


Machida fought the fight he should have. Ortiz has no submissions to his profesional record. Zero. He knocks fuckers out...end of story. Machida strictly obeyed rule number one of fighting: Don't get hit.

Machida engaged Ortiz, but on his own terms. He consistantly delivered shots, but strictly controlled the pace of the fight. Ortiz showed little to no control in the fight. Ortiz would try to back Machida into the cage and Machida would move the action elsewhere.

I can see how people thought Machida was running, but re-watch the fight. In my opinion, he had strict control of the entire match. Ortiz feigned frustartion that Machida was running, but it was really frustration over not being able to contol the action. Machida locked down Ortiz, plain and simple. It seemed like Machida really did his homework on Ortiz and Ortiz just spent his time getting into shape. Tito did not look like he knew who he was fighting.

So was it a little boring: yeah, sorta. But I did appreciate a lot of Machida's strategy. Machida did not go into that fight to lose. He had a plan and it looks like he stuck to it.
Damian- May 25, 2008 at 5:14 am
Oh my f*cking god! Shut her the hell up! She really knows nothing! If I wanted to know how to film a proper gang bang I would ask the whore, but if I wanted to know anything about MMA I will ask a fighter who actually wins fights NOT TITO! I would love to see her try to gt in Dana's face, It would be great to see him hit her and show Tito how to actually knock someone out and finish what your mouth starts! Oh yeah, and the dude interviewing them is a queer!
B-Rad- May 25, 2008 at 5:02 am
Oh my god..can Jenna just shut the fuck up already?
josh is just an internet tough guy- May 25, 2008 at 5:01 am
hey josh, no one cares about your faggot ass belt you bought on ebay. perhaps you should get a pink belt in typing next, as you currently suck at it.
Botoc- May 25, 2008 at 4:18 am
If Jenna is so worried about Jardine's medical bills she should take of them. I wonder how much she has spent on not only plastic surgery but how much she spent on her vaginal rejuvenation surgery....
KG- May 25, 2008 at 4:11 am
Josh, STFU...

Old, Bald and Irish: Great post man.
Josh- May 25, 2008 at 2:47 am
People love or hate Tito and that is for sure. However he pushed the pace in the fight. Folks are calling Machida elusive. If this was any one other than Machida or another top ranked fighter he would be accused of running away (catch me if you cany) as opposed to the more respectful term of elusiveness.

As for Jenna, she is just standing up for her mand (and of course she has had a few men to say the least), but he is the man in her life now and I can respect her intentions.

I am not a big Tito fan but Machida ran away for the majority of the fight. He never controlled the center of ther octagon or pushed the action. Simply put, I was not impressed.

Most of you folks blogging have no history in MMA. I have a purple be in BJJ and 5 years experience Wrestleing.

Quite frankley, it was the most boring fight of the evening!
Old, Bald and Irish- May 25, 2008 at 2:02 am
Jenna Jameson says:

"I will never let another man, like Dana, try to overpower Tito."

Jenna, baby....Tito can handle himself, OK? So take your teet outta his mouth and let him be the big fuckin' temper tantrum crybaby whiner that he is, OK?

Tito shocked the hell outta me at the end of his fight, and for a moment, I thought he would make a sincere and gracious exit and move onto greener pastures.

Apparently, the toxic combination of Black Bush whiskey, chicken wings, Magic Hat beer and vodka clouded my razor-sharp senses.

I mean, come on. Tito? Gracious exit?

Somebody must have slipped me some peyote.....

True to form, after hearing the crowd chant his name, Tito couldn't get his gigantic noggin' though the exit. Too bad, because once again, he's made an ass out of himself.

Hey Tito. I have the perfect career path for you. It's called profesional wrestling. As opposed to MMA, in profesional wrestling, you get paid big bucks to be a dickhead with minimal real-world talent. Give it a shot, OK? Because after your fight, you looked like a poor-man's Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

And to Mr. Randy "Macho Man" Savage: sorry for comapring you to Tito. You're way cooler than Tito will ever be.

Loved ya in "Spiderman". You were great on "Dexter's Laboratory" too.

And a big fuckin' hat-tip to Machida, the Rubix Cube of MMA! I can't figure that guy out and neither could Tito or the 12 other fuckers that came before him. He did that weird thing when he drops his guard...and then...BOOM!


Like Chuck Liddell's crazy right hook: it works for him.

Keep rockin' Machida. You rule.
sammyboy- May 25, 2008 at 1:15 am
poor tito. after all this?? 11 yrs maybe? .. what a lousy exit from the octagon..
coolkid- May 24, 2008 at 10:27 pm
sucks for jardine
Indestruktible- May 24, 2008 at 9:29 pm
It is true, Keith Jardine only made 10,000. This was confirmed in the press conference. It is sad because his hospital bills would probably take up all that money. So Keith Jardine trained for months and months and money and is now terribly injured (I think he went to the hospital).
Tito Ortiz- May 24, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Hey Jenna, you want to get freaky with this dude?
tipsyrockero- May 24, 2008 at 8:24 pm
wanderlei silva made 150,000 and keith jardine made 10,000

If that is true, that is fucked up!
tito- May 24, 2008 at 8:01 pm
jenna is a washed up cock smoking drug addict with a plastic vagina and tito lost AGAIN ! nobody is gonna buy his "book", he'll fight in some small organization for peanuts and fade away...tito is yesterdays news...what a terrible couple they make...two crybaby losers that blame everyone but themselves...they will both burn in the pit