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Tito Ortiz: Yep, Still an Asshole

(Ortiz chats with Ariel Helwani, before and after heckling Mark Coleman.)

There are any number of reasons Tito Ortiz might have decided to try and steal the spotlight by shouting at Mark Coleman during his post-fight interview at UFC 109. For instance, he’s just always been kind of a prick, so there’s that. Or, if that’s not comprehensive enough for you, he’s also an opportunist prick, which is exactly the type of prick who would try to start a fight with an elderly opponent who had just shown himself to be easy pickings. But Ortiz’s official explanation for kicking Coleman while he was down? It was payback for that time his manager pointed out what we already know about Ortiz’s lady friend.

Of course, Coleman’s manager only said those things in retaliation for Ortiz calling Coleman a “sissy” after he pulled out of their scheduled bout with an injury, and then he apologized as soon as he calmed down and realized that an attack on Ortiz’s famous porn star girlfriend was neither cool nor necessary. But the HBBB isn’t going to let a little thing like that stop him from a) erroneously attributing the remark to Coleman, and b) being really immature about the whole thing. Why would he? This is Tito Ortiz we’re talking about here, who still insists that his ‘Chuck Liddell was an alcoholic’ comments were meant in the nicest way possible. He’s not one to let the truth get in the way of an opportunity to act like a total jerk.

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Seoul Brother- February 8, 2010 at 8:48 pm
@CheckHisPee: Yeah Ariel did bring it up, but then again, it's a matter of public record just as much as what and whom his baby momma did to get to where she is today. It is absolutely painful for someone who cares deeply about his family as Tito professes to do, but the better man would have acknowledged it, made his point, and moved on. Instead, Tito showed us what disrespectful, self-righteous bastard he is. Christ, he looked like he had to rush to make a redeye flight.

Ariel didn't have to say ONE NEGATIVE WORD to make Tito look like the cunt he really is. He treated Tito with respect and diplomacy. If Tito can't take the simple fact that his baby momma is/was a porn star, that's his fucking problem.

I hope Chuck opens his head up worse and deeper than the way BJ Penn remodeled Diego Sanchez.
CheckHisPee- February 8, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Personaly, I hope Tito keeps going til he's 50, we'd all be missing out on ALOT of comment fodder without him. Also, while it's true that Ariel is without a doubt the best mma interviewer, he DID try to get Tito to reiterate Coleman's manager's statement about his lady friend. I'd walk there too, or cuff him in the ear.
T.Bone- February 8, 2010 at 7:04 pm
funny how dana refuses to sign nick diaz because he won't "play the game" but he somehow keeps tito onboard in spite of his unprofessional antics. nick equally causes just as much ruckus, is more talented, and smokes weed - which is way fucking cooler in my opinion.
sevvi- February 8, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Hm, ive been sitting in my chair reading all these comments and been thinking to myself.. I wonder if there is a fighter out there who can invoke so much anger in people like Tito. I use to like Tito back in the day, i thought he was kinda entertaining with his antics, t-shirts and shit. He brought a certain level of interest in most of the fights. But nowadays i just think he is a giant douche with larger then life attitude and he is perhaps the worst commentator of all times, that english is his native language is quite a shocker. I really hope that Chuck knocks him out cold. That would be the coke to my rum that evening. I don't know i may just be rambling, it's 4 o clock in the night here in sweden and my vision is kinda blurry.
halfbreed23- February 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Which is the biggest gaping asshole? Tito or the one his girl Jenna sits on?
cecils_pupils- February 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Molten hot MAGMA! MAGMA!!
doctorfunk- February 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Well, i don't see any problem with Tito walking away from Helwani. He probably had trees to climb, shit to sling, and vaginas to cleanse (see Summer's Eve). I really want a talking Tito Ortiz bobblehead.
Spidey Sense- February 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
See what I mean? Dude's toxic, and the only solution is to drop into a pool of magma in order to end the folly of his existence and the anguish he brings to so many otherwise happy and healthy individuals worldwide.

Magma, I says.

Hey, Tito, how 'bout a free trip to Hawaii! Yeah, you can train with BJ, sure, that's what'll happen. Now get on the plane.
BalkanToni- February 8, 2010 at 2:19 pm
God, how much I despise that dude...
Spidey Sense- February 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
I was gonna write this comment the other day, but didn't. Because it has to do with Tito, and we all hate Tito.

All any journalist has to write about that guy is his name. We all know what's going to follow, and some of us might even get a little agitated whilst reading about Ortiz's latest fuckup.

So, just write his name and move on. If you do that, all us readers will see that King Fuckwad has done something else to remind us why we all hold him in the highest disdain. Then we'll wonder for about 1.2 seconds what he did/said/faked, decide it's unimportant and get on with our days.

I think that's the best Tito Ortiz equation so far.
MediumRare- February 8, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I'm going to miss Tito when he's gone.

Tito Ortiz sucks at speaking English more than any other adult human being who speaks English as their first language. I'm convinced of that fact.

Does anyone know if Tito has had a lobotomy?
robthom- February 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
"yeah, everyone knows you don't do that- you don't bring personal family into life."

But then why did he wait 4 months to get mad about last weekend?

"OK, let's get personal - we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”" doesn't really sound so much like a personal attack as much as stating a scientific fact.

A personal attack would have been more along the lines of,
"We all know what a blown out bondo'd jizz hole he lays down with at night. Everytime he kisses that mouth before bed he's kissing every puss oozing dick in southern california."
bombsauce- February 8, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I cant wait till tito's career is finally over, and 6 months later he's bankrupt and resorts to pimping jenna's tired ass on the corner for spare change....
Lysol- February 8, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Just wait until Tito hears what Rolles Gracie said about Punishment Clothing.
cecils_pupils- February 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I am glad Tito is doing his usual shit talking, he is continuing to be the shitbag Huntington Beach Fag Boy that we all know he is. Good. If he succeeds in pissing off his opponents then they will most surely want to rip his head off his shoulders - that, I would gladly pay to see.
I train mma- February 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I have registered an account specifically to say how much I hate Tito.

SO MUCH...that's how much. What a complete idiot.

Is his "popularity" actually everyone hating him? Does he have real fans?

lol@Ed M

...and now that I'm registered I'll be wasting even more time of CP...great
fedorsmightylovehandles- February 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Seoul Brother- February 8, 2010 at 12:24 pm
TitoBaby Huey is a weeping hemorrhoid. This fucker not only wears a "Run Forrest, Run!" shirt to his last teabagging in the octagon, he makes a lame left-handed excuse for his loss due to his fucked up back.

OK, so Coleman is a sissy, but Tito isn't? It's ok for him to flip the bird, do his lame gravedigger shtick, and then say "My bad" how many fucking times?

Tito, Fuck you, fuck your team, and fuck that screaming jizzbucket of a 'ho you pump.

And while we're at it, Tito, fuck your mother for not aborting your sorry ass.

But please don't take that out of text.
skeletor- February 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
He has every right to be mad at Coleman. Mark represented his first win in years and a succesful return to the Octagon. He is in the same boat as Hughes, Liddell, Serra and even Couture. He needs these classic matchups or else he may never win again. He did too good of a job in convincing everyone in the world he was the best 205 in the world. He should have gone with SF and had that rematch with "The Legend".
parchy mcthirst- February 8, 2010 at 12:11 pm
someone put the blond monkey in his cage. and by cage, i mean temporary coma
LastEmperor- February 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Aww im glad im not on Bloody Elbow where one might get BANNED for calling a fighter a douche.

Tito Ortiz is a fucking douche.
J-Dog- February 8, 2010 at 11:49 am
Most of the fighters on this season of TUF have undefeated records? Oh great.... probably a bunch of 0-0 and 1-0 newbs. Hopefully they are better than the guys they've been getting.
snookie cookie- February 8, 2010 at 11:41 am
yeah, everyone knows you don't do that- you don't bring personal family into life.
Peter Griffin- February 8, 2010 at 11:37 am
Ortiz is a deusch
LargeMidget- February 8, 2010 at 11:34 am
Tito seems like that maybe as a martial artist and coach, he's not so bad. But he sure fucking sucks at talking and he's one of those people that trys so hard to get everyone to like him that everybody just despises him.

You don't fucking walk away from Ariel Helwani, he deserves more respect than that. Punk ass Tito ditched out on the interview as soon as he realized the subject matter was how much of a shit-talking jack ass he was.

I personally can't wait to see Tito get his ass kicked. I hope we see a rejuvinated Liddell that bloodies him up and puts him away.