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Tito Ortiz’s Self-Deception Skills Are Still Second to None

When it comes to making self-aggrandizing statements that vastly overstate his own importance and ability, no one in MMA even comes close to Tito Ortiz.  In this video interview (props to The Garv for the find) Ortiz manages to call Lyoto Machida a pussy, take credit for the champ’s current fight-finishing streak, and praise both Brock Lesnar and Georges St. Pierre for being Tito Ortiz-esque fighters, all in just four minutes.  That’s called covering all your bases, and doing so with efficiency.  We’d expect nothing less from the guy who hasn’t had a significant win in over three years, and yet has somehow remained relevant.

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Squirrelnuts- September 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm
hahah, no matter what the question is Tito finds a way to talk about himself.

what a cocksucker.
reddog- September 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm
totally agree with arm farmer

anyone who thinks tito never accomplished much in MMA probably has only been watching for a couple of years. check out the UFC 20's/30's/40's. He had tons of exciting fights. against champs and originators of the sport. yes, I know we are in the 100's now for UFC events. But he helped build the sport all of us on here love. But to say he has never done shit is just plain ignorant. Even if he is a complete toolbag and so is his cum dumpster.
BrutusBox- September 10, 2009 at 9:38 am
Tito is definitely full of himself. But he is right about Lyoto running, go back and watch the fight, i don't mean just the end when Lyoto finally caught him, i mean the first seven or so minutes when tito was literally chasing him around the cage
MentalyptiC- September 10, 2009 at 9:11 am
That "Lyoto's a pussy" comment will result in serious urine-fueled beat-down. Can't stand Tito, what a punk, didn't he back out of a fight with Dana?
HC Honkanen- September 10, 2009 at 8:53 am
He beat me because of his "ELUSIVENESS"... which is the best in the world..of the night.
ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 8:15 am
Yeah, but that was only because the english language was being a pussy.
Ted Nutmeg- September 10, 2009 at 7:47 am
Also holding victories over Tito Ortiz via "elusiveness": the English language and human dignity.
Smitty- September 10, 2009 at 6:28 am
@ ArmFarmer
Good shit dog!
ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 5:12 am
12 of his last 16 fights were against either former, current, or future ufc/pride champions (ok Ken Shamrock barely counts, but whatever). Of those 16 he lost 4, and the 4 he lost were to dominant ufc champions in their primes. I'm not a tito nuthugger or anything, just sayin he's not THAT irrelevant and deserves a little bit of respect. Besides, if fighting keeps him from getting behind the mic then for the love of god give the man fights.

ArmFarmer- September 10, 2009 at 5:08 am
Tito hasn't had a relevant win in a while but in his defense he hasn't had a bad loss either. You all like to talk about Tito like he's losing to scrubs left and right and his careers over. The only people he's lost to in the last 10 years almost are Randy in his prime, Chuck in his prime, and Machida in his prime. Is that really that bad? To fight for 10 years and only lose to those 3? Some of the guys he's beaten in that time frame are Wandy, Tanner, Vladimir M, Belfort, Griffin, and had a draw with Rashad. Give the guy a little credit at least he's still got some good fights left in him. He won't get the belt while Machida has it but then again who will? Should everyone at mw and lhw just retire?
Sheps- September 10, 2009 at 3:49 am

He's talking about Tank Abbott there. Yeah that really shows how relevant Tito is in the UFC. He is trash talking fat overweight never-were that haven't fought in any promotion of relevance for the past 5 years and hasn't beat anyone of relevance......well ever.
Bovice- September 9, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Tito is probably the funniest fighter that's not trying to be funny whatsoever. I agree with him 100% about Lesnar, though.

Whose name did he say at 1:45? "That was ______'s problem." I can't make it out.
Ed M- September 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Tito's head's so big his hair ran out of black.
Komodo- September 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
That was a good laugh, thanks CP!
Joedirt- September 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
BigWill83 deserves a tshirt. I loved the cock on chest so he knows how jenna feels comment.
The Truth- September 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Pablo Francisco is great, Ive seen him live.

Youtube him and have a blast for the next hour or 2 and thank me later.
parchy mcthirst- September 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
he looks like a monkey that bashes its cymbals together
Contraband- September 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Tito's head is so big that when he walked past the cage during the GSP/Fitch fight I missed all 5 rounds
Titos Head- September 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Is it possible that Tito's Head is Even bigger? GSP ? uh sure tito
Sheps- September 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
To be fair to Tito, he doesn't have anything on Antonio Silva
KidDinomite- September 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I've found that any guy who bleaches his hair typically is an idiot in anything he does. The 90's called, they want their style back.
Contraband- September 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Tito's head is so big when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
TacoMafia- September 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
To quote Pablo Francisco......

"It's one of those heads where you're like,Dude, grab your beer and check out this head!"
Contraband- September 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Shouldn't Tito have a license for having a head that big?
ithertz- September 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
i watched the related video where tito says he'll fight anderson silva if silva wants to lose. funny stuff. btw, tito's head is just ridiculous. i mean, seriously... wtf? was his childhood home next to a power plant or something?