yeah, i can still remember...

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Maybe Tito meant that he's like Muhammad Ali in the sense that he's gonna be hawking roach motels soon.

Just think about it - they could be shaped like Jeanna's rancid fish taco

Sooo, this guy gets to be on the Apprentice for 15 minutes and now he thinks he's the Don Corlion of business?!?!?!



Dude, you're married to a hooker who I've seen fuck about a million times! You're fighting style's effectiveness is about 4 years past its experation date! And to top it off, your head is large enough to have earthquakes!



How does that make you the Muhammed Ali of MMA? If that makes you the Ali of MMA, then I deserve a Pulitzer Prize for this post! Shit!

Tito's speech classes in college consisted of the professor telling him to take the gum out of his mouth before trying to speak.

It needs to be said that I feel sorry for Tito's mom. Her vajayjay must be a torn-up mess after pushing Tito's huge melon through her birth canal... ouch!

Tito's lack of self-awareness is shocking. He's one of those poor bastards (lucky bastards?) who thinks of himself exactly the opposite of what other people think of him. Ignorance is bliss I guess. A retard doesn't know he's retarded.

The Huntington Beach D-Bag took speech classes in college!!?? O my god, I'd hate to hear that guy talk before that. About the only he he can talk well about is how much he loves himself, lmfao.

Tito is such a moron, he's the guy that those guys can thank for all the money? He is acting like he pioneered the sport when in reality him and Randy's first UFC was UFC 13. The only difference is Randy won the HW tourney and Tito lost the LHW tourney to Guy Mezger and if I remember right Tito wasn't even originally in the tournament he was an alternate but Inoue got hurt.

Such a ginormous head full of nothing but air. How can he say that he speaks well with a straight face? The guy has verbal dyslexia and can't put together a coherent sentence when he's doing the interviews. Total moron douche.

I can't believe no one has said this yet...

He needs to get a refund for those speech classes.

I cant watch it, I cant get past the first bit where he corrects the interveiwer and tells him he still is the most popular fighter in MMA.
He's an annoying fuckwit with a bobble head, lucky legs ( that skinny hes lucky they dont snap off and jam up his ass), yeah his wife's famous..........for being the biggest cum receptacle on the planet, she dont even look at all hot anymore, just sickly and skanky.......Sheeeeeit, There it is, livin proof that Tito clusterfucks everythinh he comes in contact with, he managed to make Jenna Jameson unhot, at one stage she was quite the babe, then along came clusterfuck Ortiz and made her unhot, fuck, thats a talent he's got right there, fucks EVERYTHING up

every time i watch this video i piss myself - "tooken" and "millions of eyes around the world" is just too much..... my belly hurts.

^ what would you know, I read on another post that you know nothing and should delete your account!
on a non related note, I'm seriously thinking of changing my name to Field Biologist Frank, makes me sound smart and stuff, tho not as smart as Tito, or whoever the fuck it was that ragged on you

Wasn't that Affliction event the one where Babalu was trying to call Tito out and Tito kept avoiding him? I remember Babalu looking straight into the camera and saying, "2009 is the year Babalu kicks Tito Ortiz's ass." I'm still anxiously awaiting this.

In related news, MMA Junkie has an article talking about the DREAM/ Overoid situation and in the very last senctence they say:

"Following Fabricio Werdum's upset of Fedor Emelianenko at this past Saturday's "Strikeforce and M-1 Global: Fedor vs. Werdum" event, Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker said Overeem could meet either Emelianenko or Werdum in his next stateside fight."

I guess all those jokes I saw every where about the rules of Striekforce matchmaking weren't so far off after all...

@cheechface, I beleive both statements are correct

@ MediumRare

I've been up all night working in the lab and it's half seven in the morning now. When I first read your post I thought it said ...
"Tito is as fucking deluded as his wife's vagina is carnivorous."

"If you can fight good"...as opposed to well.

"If you had the charisma to carry behind the cameras"...as opposed to IN FRONT of the camera.

"I took (did) speech classes in college so I could speak well"

I dont think anyone saw that 3rd statement coming. What a clown

Wow, red letter day in the history of the Nation, we have had a comment posted in support of Tito, major props to Rite leg ospitahl for sticking true.
I and, I expect, many others will disagree with you but good on ya for putting it out there and stickin' up for your boy.

Again i say this like i said about strikeforce in general..."why yall hating?" why are yall so bent out of shape about tito. this sport aint polo, its beating people to a pulp or making them quit. (if you are greg jackson fighter, its about scoring one take down at the end of the round so people think u won that one.) everybody cries " oh it holds the sport back " this and that and the other. where do u want it to go? i mean its year round, has it own reality show, and doesnt force us to prescribe to a team mentality. i like tito not becuz hes a good fighter just becuz he's hilarious to watch. and yeah im talking to u dangadadang. i mean take football... you got ocho cinco, t-o both smack talkers but u dont hear tv threatening to do away with monday night football. it aint got nothing to do with tito or any other single person.

@Mediumrare & Armfarmer
We had a child in my neighbourhood who took "speech classes" and went to a different type of "college". Tito went to the same type of "college" Zoolander wanted to build.

Ten thoughts on Tito from the 1st vid(cause i just couldn't do the second):
1.The guy interviewing Tito was far more articulate and charismatic than Tito.
2.I guess we could compare Tito's fighting career to Ali starting October 2nd 1980.
3.The Genesis of your "self marketing" was Jenna Jameson, before her you were simply obnoxious and mediocre at best(i.e. your fight against Frank Shamrock exposed you and you took advantage of a "conflicted" Vitor Belfort), now....got to move on to pt.4.
4.Even though this interview took place months ago...those voices in your head that told you that everybody likes your fighting style are wrong, they pretty much are wrong all the time apparently and moreover they don't count in reality and are certainly not the thoughts of others.
5.If there was ever a case to pay a fighter 5k a match it would be for Tito since 2006. The next time Tito walks out to the octagon he should wear a bandit mask.
6.I am a huge fan of the way this SporTV media works and the way they treated Tito in this interview, did you see the clips of Wandy slapping him around after they showed Frank Shamrock handing him his ass!! Very good stuff.
7.I wonder if Tito and Jenna talk about themselves to each other in 15 minute intervals, relationships are not for people like them.
8.Tito owes all his "big" PPV draws to the other fighters on the card at that time.
9.Tito will be remembered by the general MMA fanbase as a guy who was good when it was not popular or very interesting to watch.
10.Tito will be remebered by the more seasoned MMA fanbase as a failure vs. the career paths of Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture and other real legends in the UFC.

That's it i'm done with this "resting on his insignificant title run shithead" Tito Ortiz.

Tito Tito Tito.....

I'm looking forward to part #2 of this story: 'Tito straps a board to his ass to keep from falling into his wife's cavernous twat when they bang'.

does matt lindland really punch that weak? vitor just walked right through it like it was a soap bubble.

Yep

The reason Tito compared himself to Muhammad Ali is that he fully expects DC Comics to pay him big bucks for his update of their classic "Superman VS Muhammad Ali" comic book.

In related news, Zuffa will make its first foray into Broadway musicals with an updating of a classic with

"My Fair Tito"

Dana White: DO YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKIN' FIGHTER?

Tito: The rain in Spain falls mainly in the - OW MY FUCKING BACK! I QUIT!

1:35
"When I was in college I did speech classes so I could speak well."

There's no fucking way he said that. It isn't possible for that linguistic fuck up to sit there with a straight face and say that shit. NO!

Tito is as fucking deluded as his wife's vagina is cavernous.

The only possible way I can deal with this shit is with mushrooms. I'm gonna pound mescaline and snort wasabi until I can't fucking hear my own screams.

Pfffffffffft, only out of Tito's yap would you hear the comparison of Him and Ali,..Pfffft
Ali was a legend in his own time,....you are legend in your own mind.

OR a close second is the opening sentence....(can you call that a sentence??
) from tito

"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu. You did an awesome job, with an AWESOME submission....SO WHAT"

Yep so what. Thatt is what TIto spewed of in his opening sentence(or should I say grouping of words).

IS that any way to speak to the Light Heavyweight of the night??

Babalu's response......

UMMMM..........dude, what the fuck did you just say???? I know my ingalish is not a to good, but godamn boy you dont know what the fuck is going on

My favorite of ALL TIME in that vid is.....

"I want to tell me what you see, lets go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring"

AWESOME!!!

OFFICIAL RANT: Fuck you Tito Ortiz. The only fight you have won in the last two or so years was against your anorexic pornstar wife. If you type Tito Ortiz Fight Videos into Google, it will bring you to the TMZ website. It's only when you know you can't compete at a sport anymore that you start talking about how guys that have kicked your ass should thank you because you talked so much shit in the months leading up to your ass whoopings that people tuned in to see you get your ass kicked. You are the worst kind of athlete, one who holds MMA back from being compared to WWE and you will never be relevant in the sport again.

Smart Businessman? You left the UFC thinking other promotions would give a shit about you, and when Strikeforce decided to take an ex WWF castaway over you, you crawled back to the UFC like a wounded dog to lose another fight. I hope your dick turns black and falls off in the crapper you monkey faced, human dingleberry.
-DangadaDang

Im pretty sure when Tito said he is the "Ali of MMA", he was thinking of Will Smith, who played Ali in the movie. And by that, he meant he is overpaid and proud to be married to a chick most guys havent wanted to bang since the 90's.

TITO understood everything Babaloo just said...amazing.

Can we re-institute a CP ban on all things Tito Ortiz? Please?!!!

Being able to click my CagePotato RRS Feed button on my Firefox toolbar and have the newest thing say Tito's Got a Big Head is all I needed.

Then to read the article and realize it's a metaphorical meaning... well.. I think I'll just get drunk and celebrate the double entendre.

Well played, Mauer.

In Tito's defense, you do have to admit he's right about one thing. He's talking about what it took for him to become a big name in the sport and says "..but did you have the personality, the charisma, to carry behind a camera and make the fans who watch interested in what you're saying".

When was the last time Tito did anything relevant to the sport, and how many articles have you read about him sense then? Why are we having a discussion about a guy that's last win was so long ago I can't remember it? The dude does know how to market himself, stay in the spotlight, and make a lot of money in the process.

@pinky LOL

Where do you start with this delusional fucktard? I just read that shit , and the worst part is, he actually beleives he is all that. I think its best to limit comments about this particular individual to jokes about the size of his head and his wifes vagina and her abilty to take loads of man goo down the throat.

Interesting how he drools all over Fedor in that interview, yet on Friday in Sherdog's fighters picks for the Fedor/Werdum fight, he was saying he'd always said Fedor was overrated, etc. Tito is such a moron.

what are speach classes?

Seraldo Babalu disagrees with Tito's self-assessment.

"I'm the guy who can uh talk real real good, like with words and the respect stuff, and uh, I can tell you how you're feelin right now..."

That is like Chandella saying "I'm the pretty ring girl..."

Wow. The title of this article is one of the best ever.

He is easily the worse at speaking Cyborg is easier to understand then him, he is a washed up loser whose neck is weak because it has to support that 20lb melon.

Doesn't he have to be fighting to be "still here"?