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(Video courtesy YouTube/SenseiSPORTV)

Tito Ortiz recently appeared on Brazilian television show Sensei SPORTV and proclaimed himself the "Muhammad Ali of mixed martial arts." If by that he means he’s past his prime and is suffering from the effects of too many shots to the head, then we agree wholeheartedly.


"I’m the Muhammad Ali of mixed martial arts. I’m the guy who can speak well and who promotes and tries to make it better for the fighters of the future. All the fighters; Wanderlei Silva, Vitor Belfort, Babalu — all these guys who make great money now as fighters here in the United States, they can thank me. Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture — these guys can thank me, because I was the guy fighting for that and I was the guy getting all of the bad publicity from Dana White trying to smash me." 

"I’m smart. I’m a good businessman. I understand the stuff around me and I really want to fight well when it’s competing time, but I make sure I can talk better when it’s over after I beat the guy. It’s a respect value, but it’s an entertainment value and people gotta’ understand that, that yeah, the entertainment stuff and the stuff I talked before, it’s just to get inside the guy’s head. I want to get inside his head so when it’s fight time he’s thinking about the bad things I said and not thinking about what he needs to do to beat me and I’ve gotten inside guys’ heads by doin’ that over and over again and I continue to do it. I don’t know. It’s psychology, I guess you could say. But when it’s fight time, it’s real. There’s no fake punches and there’s nothing fake about anything we do. It’s reality fighting. I think that’s why it’s one of the fastest growing sports in the world and I’m still here."

You lost us at "I’m the guy who can speak well."


(Video courtesy YouTube/shtfuk666)

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tiger2012- November 3, 2011 at 11:41 pm
yeah, i can still remember...

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Seoul Brother- July 1, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Maybe Tito meant that he's like Muhammad Ali in the sense that he's gonna be hawking roach motels soon.

Just think about it - they could be shaped like Jeanna's rancid fish taco
Sabado Gigante- July 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Sooo, this guy gets to be on the Apprentice for 15 minutes and now he thinks he's the Don Corlion of business?!?!?!



Dude, you're married to a hooker who I've seen fuck about a million times! You're fighting style's effectiveness is about 4 years past its experation date! And to top it off, your head is large enough to have earthquakes!



How does that make you the Muhammed Ali of MMA? If that makes you the Ali of MMA, then I deserve a Pulitzer Prize for this post! Shit!
Fried Taco- July 1, 2010 at 11:15 am
Tito's speech classes in college consisted of the professor telling him to take the gum out of his mouth before trying to speak.
cecils_pupils- July 1, 2010 at 9:27 am
It needs to be said that I feel sorry for Tito's mom. Her vajayjay must be a torn-up mess after pushing Tito's huge melon through her birth canal... ouch!
Kid Clam Curtains- July 1, 2010 at 8:49 am
Tito's lack of self-awareness is shocking. He's one of those poor bastards (lucky bastards?) who thinks of himself exactly the opposite of what other people think of him. Ignorance is bliss I guess. A retard doesn't know he's retarded.
k-onda- July 1, 2010 at 8:05 am
The Huntington Beach D-Bag took speech classes in college!!?? O my god, I'd hate to hear that guy talk before that. About the only he he can talk well about is how much he loves himself, lmfao.
PortlandMMA- July 1, 2010 at 7:48 am
Tito is such a moron, he's the guy that those guys can thank for all the money? He is acting like he pioneered the sport when in reality him and Randy's first UFC was UFC 13. The only difference is Randy won the HW tourney and Tito lost the LHW tourney to Guy Mezger and if I remember right Tito wasn't even originally in the tournament he was an alternate but Inoue got hurt.
J-Dog- July 1, 2010 at 7:43 am
Such a ginormous head full of nothing but air. How can he say that he speaks well with a straight face? The guy has verbal dyslexia and can't put together a coherent sentence when he's doing the interviews. Total moron douche.
ArmFarmer- July 1, 2010 at 7:03 am
I can't believe no one has said this yet...

He needs to get a refund for those speech classes.
fatbellyfrank- July 1, 2010 at 1:32 am
I cant watch it, I cant get past the first bit where he corrects the interveiwer and tells him he still is the most popular fighter in MMA.
He's an annoying fuckwit with a bobble head, lucky legs ( that skinny hes lucky they dont snap off and jam up his ass), yeah his wife's famous..........for being the biggest cum receptacle on the planet, she dont even look at all hot anymore, just sickly and skanky.......Sheeeeeit, There it is, livin proof that Tito clusterfucks everythinh he comes in contact with, he managed to make Jenna Jameson unhot, at one stage she was quite the babe, then along came clusterfuck Ortiz and made her unhot, fuck, thats a talent he's got right there, fucks EVERYTHING up
frenger- July 1, 2010 at 12:59 am
every time i watch this video i piss myself - "tooken" and "millions of eyes around the world" is just too much..... my belly hurts.
fatbellyfrank- June 30, 2010 at 11:52 pm
^ what would you know, I read on another post that you know nothing and should delete your account!
on a non related note, I'm seriously thinking of changing my name to Field Biologist Frank, makes me sound smart and stuff, tho not as smart as Tito, or whoever the fuck it was that ragged on you
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 30, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Wasn't that Affliction event the one where Babalu was trying to call Tito out and Tito kept avoiding him? I remember Babalu looking straight into the camera and saying, "2009 is the year Babalu kicks Tito Ortiz's ass." I'm still anxiously awaiting this.

In related news, MMA Junkie has an article talking about the DREAM/ Overoid situation and in the very last senctence they say:

"Following Fabricio Werdum's upset of Fedor Emelianenko at this past Saturday's "Strikeforce and M-1 Global: Fedor vs. Werdum" event, Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker said Overeem could meet either Emelianenko or Werdum in his next stateside fight."

I guess all those jokes I saw every where about the rules of Striekforce matchmaking weren't so far off after all...
fatbellyfrank- June 30, 2010 at 10:53 pm
@cheechface, I beleive both statements are correct
CheechFace- June 30, 2010 at 10:35 pm
@ MediumRare

I've been up all night working in the lab and it's half seven in the morning now. When I first read your post I thought it said ...
"Tito is as fucking deluded as his wife's vagina is carnivorous."
T_Durden- June 30, 2010 at 10:30 pm
"If you can fight good"...as opposed to well.

"If you had the charisma to carry behind the cameras"...as opposed to IN FRONT of the camera.

"I took (did) speech classes in college so I could speak well"

I dont think anyone saw that 3rd statement coming. What a clown
fatbellyfrank- June 30, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Wow, red letter day in the history of the Nation, we have had a comment posted in support of Tito, major props to Rite leg ospitahl for sticking true.
I and, I expect, many others will disagree with you but good on ya for putting it out there and stickin' up for your boy.
rite leg ospitahl- June 30, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Again i say this like i said about strikeforce in general..."why yall hating?" why are yall so bent out of shape about tito. this sport aint polo, its beating people to a pulp or making them quit. (if you are greg jackson fighter, its about scoring one take down at the end of the round so people think u won that one.) everybody cries " oh it holds the sport back " this and that and the other. where do u want it to go? i mean its year round, has it own reality show, and doesnt force us to prescribe to a team mentality. i like tito not becuz hes a good fighter just becuz he's hilarious to watch. and yeah im talking to u dangadadang. i mean take football... you got ocho cinco, t-o both smack talkers but u dont hear tv threatening to do away with monday night football. it aint got nothing to do with tito or any other single person.
Get Off Me- June 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
@Mediumrare & Armfarmer
We had a child in my neighbourhood who took "speech classes" and went to a different type of "college". Tito went to the same type of "college" Zoolander wanted to build.

Ten thoughts on Tito from the 1st vid(cause i just couldn't do the second):
1.The guy interviewing Tito was far more articulate and charismatic than Tito.
2.I guess we could compare Tito's fighting career to Ali starting October 2nd 1980.
3.The Genesis of your "self marketing" was Jenna Jameson, before her you were simply obnoxious and mediocre at best(i.e. your fight against Frank Shamrock exposed you and you took advantage of a "conflicted" Vitor Belfort), now....got to move on to pt.4.
4.Even though this interview took place months ago...those voices in your head that told you that everybody likes your fighting style are wrong, they pretty much are wrong all the time apparently and moreover they don't count in reality and are certainly not the thoughts of others.
5.If there was ever a case to pay a fighter 5k a match it would be for Tito since 2006. The next time Tito walks out to the octagon he should wear a bandit mask.
6.I am a huge fan of the way this SporTV media works and the way they treated Tito in this interview, did you see the clips of Wandy slapping him around after they showed Frank Shamrock handing him his ass!! Very good stuff.
7.I wonder if Tito and Jenna talk about themselves to each other in 15 minute intervals, relationships are not for people like them.
8.Tito owes all his "big" PPV draws to the other fighters on the card at that time.
9.Tito will be remembered by the general MMA fanbase as a guy who was good when it was not popular or very interesting to watch.
10.Tito will be remebered by the more seasoned MMA fanbase as a failure vs. the career paths of Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture and other real legends in the UFC.

That's it i'm done with this "resting on his insignificant title run shithead" Tito Ortiz.
joshuan29- June 30, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Tito Tito Tito.....

Harry Nips- June 30, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I'm looking forward to part #2 of this story: 'Tito straps a board to his ass to keep from falling into his wife's cavernous twat when they bang'.

the glza- June 30, 2010 at 7:10 pm
does matt lindland really punch that weak? vitor just walked right through it like it was a soap bubble.
Titos Head- June 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Yep
Seoul Brother- June 30, 2010 at 6:12 pm
The reason Tito compared himself to Muhammad Ali is that he fully expects DC Comics to pay him big bucks for his update of their classic "Superman VS Muhammad Ali" comic book.

In related news, Zuffa will make its first foray into Broadway musicals with an updating of a classic with

"My Fair Tito"

Dana White: DO YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKIN' FIGHTER?

Tito: The rain in Spain falls mainly in the - OW MY FUCKING BACK! I QUIT!
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