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Today in “JERRY RIPS!”: Greg Jackson Finally Loses His Goddamned Mind


(Props: Jerry Rips)

The latest installment of “hilarious UFC audio you weren’t supposed to hear” features bad deaf-jokes, botched game-plans, excessive cursing, and Greg Jackson reaching the absolute limits of human frustration. (As one YouTube commenter already pointed out, Jackson does indeed sound a little like Timothy Treadwell when he’s upset.) Some highlights…

0:00: Some asshole wonders why Matt Hamill needs walkout music if he’s deaf. HA! The joker in question acknowledges that the joke was mean…then repeats it, in case you missed it the first time.
1:10: ”Spread the fuckin’ legs. Fuck. Fuckin’.”
1:53: Hamill’s coach expresses his disappointment in a loving, supportive way.
2:37: “Elbows! Whrrsthgoddmnelbws?? Shut the fuck up. Shut up.”
3:54: “Tito! Get up! Try! You gotta try, Tito!”
4:29: “Well, he wants you to hit him. That’s cool.”
4:49: Donald Cerrone head-kicks Nate Diaz to the mat, then refuses to follow him down, as steam blasts out of Greg Jackson’s ears.
5:23: Donald Cerrone trips Nate Diaz to the mat, then refuses to follow him down, as Greg Jackson has a massive coronary and pisses himself.
5:40: Donald Cerrone trips Nate Diaz to the mat, then refuses to follow him down, as Greg Jackson’s head literally launches off his body.
5:46: “GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! GO FIRST! GO FORWARD! FORWARD!”
6:18: Jackson calls Nate Diaz by his brother’s name, possibly on purpose just to fuck with him.
6:35: Richard. Fucking. Perez.

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RoezCity- May 10, 2013 at 8:15 pm
*for NOT following through
RoezCity- May 10, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Cerone was an idiot for following through though. Scared of Nates Jits.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 10, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Seems like MMA coaches are universally a bunch of scumbag parasite assholes. Or maybe being a dick is what it takes to make winners, what do I know?
Mr_Misanthropy- May 10, 2013 at 3:09 pm
@ Rarenakedspoonerism

Thanks. I was about to loose it like ALF because the videos kept getting pulled 45 seconds after they were put up.
angry little feet- May 10, 2013 at 1:17 pm
Jesus Christ why are the videos always gone by the time I get to watch them ? grrrr
RearNakedSpoon- May 10, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Taken down, it's also here - http://vid.ly/6i0x1y
https://twitter.com/JerryRips for pulled videos.
Vera- May 10, 2013 at 9:29 am
Hamill just doesnt fuckin listen!!
Vera- May 10, 2013 at 9:28 am
I get it Fried Taco and a little wee came out :)
Alan K- May 10, 2013 at 8:50 am
I'm waiting for the Greg Jackson dance remix.
mookiestick- May 10, 2013 at 8:39 am
ow the Hell does Jerry Rips get a hold of this stuf? Sport Killer has a short fuse. Go Forward, Go First. I read about it here:
http://www.mmaconnected.com/
A site that seems strangely familiar to this one.
cman- May 10, 2013 at 8:36 am
Do you give a fuck about the rest of your life?
Priceless
Fried Taco- May 10, 2013 at 7:48 am
LOL Matt's coach yelling at him from the corner. Wait, that was mean.

LOL Matt's coach yelling at him from the corner. Do you get it?
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