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Today in “JERRY RIPS!”: Nick Diaz’s Corner Would Prefer That His Opponents Stop Being All Slippery and Sh*t

If there’s one thing we know about Nick Diaz and the members of Team Cesar Gracie, it’s that they will not tolerate bullshit in *any* of its various forms. However, if the latest upload from ever-enigmatic Youtube user Jerry Rips — which features audio of Diaz’s corner during his bouts with Carlos Condit, BJ Penn, and Georges St. Pierre — is any indication, it would appear that wetness is just below bullshit on Team Cesar Gracie’s list of deplorable offenses. And once you realize what the average TCG training session looks like, you’ll begin to understand just what the punishment is for such an offense.

Confused? Well welcome to the 209, bitch. It’s a magical place where, should you find yourself fighting for a(n interim) title in MMA’s highest promotion, you will receive such sound corner advice as “That’s the kind of asshole shit he’s got,” “Fuckin’ dick,” and “Condit, you pussy!” But mainly, your teammates/coaches will be relegated to complaining about how slippery your opponent is. Not slippery in the figurative sense — we mean, like, that pussy just got out the pool or some shit.¬†And don’t even get them started on what’ll happen if this fight goes the judges, who are all probably betting against you anyway. But seriously, they put waaay¬†too much water on that motherfucker, man.

We could watch this all day, but we first feel compelled to ask: Nate Diaz vs. Frito in an academic decathalon — who takes it?

-J. Jones

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boomer- May 7, 2013 at 2:22 pm
ha! that was pretty damn funny. funk your mother!
Onan- May 7, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Don't try to bro-hug Nick Diaz if you aint his bro, bro!
Ani703- May 7, 2013 at 10:24 am
Hahaha!! That was Braulio Estima that Nick pushed at the end of the video. To be fair to Nick though, he shook Braulio's hand. It was only when Braulio went in for a hug that Nick pushed him aside.
algiersheadkick504- May 7, 2013 at 9:55 am
Nigga took yur stool hahahaha
RearNakedSpoon- May 7, 2013 at 10:53 am
That was an "er" not an "a"
Fried Taco- May 7, 2013 at 9:48 am
Just watching this, I'm getting all wet!
The12ozCurls- May 7, 2013 at 9:32 am
No joke JJ. I could totally watch the 209 corner footage/audio forever. And to answer your question, I take Nate all day over Frito. Chyee Suck One!
Sopapo- May 7, 2013 at 9:22 am
So funny when one of GSP cornermen says 'motherfucker pushed me' at the end of the video