After frantically skimming through the 473 (!) entries that came in for this week’s caption contest, we’re happy to announce a winner. So who will pick up the duffel bag stuffed full of gear from Tokyo Five? We can’t tell you that just yet. First, the honorable mentions:
punchguyinface: When it comes to spewing crazy nonsense, FOX News is the champion, but I’m the best!
BigPhil: I heard the same guy using Chael’s Twitter account was the same guy using his steroids.
P2: "Why am I not wearing a tie? Well, I was getting dressed this morning, really dominating my outfit. The shirt, the pants, the shoes, the jacket: perfect. Just like I practiced. But when it came to the last couple minutes and putting on my tie, I made a rookie mistake. It tightened up, and I woke up on my bedroom floor without a belt."
hotsaucemonster: Cheer up, Chael. There are FAR worst things on chat roulette
FlashinLeather: "Yes you heard me correctly, Lance Armstrong’s cancer gave me steroids"
BigShig: "This isn’t going to be a war. This is going to be a one sided pounding and I am swinging the syringe."
danomite: well, enough about that phony Lance Armstrong giving himself cancer. I’m here to tell you all that I think homosexuality is an abomination! As congressman I will fight to keep same sex marriage illegal, I will wipe out prostitution in Oregon, I’ll vote for mandatory life sentences for drug users and I will outlaw all forms of gambling in the state. Now, is this interview over? I have to go blow a guy for crack because I lost all my money betting on myself to beat anderson silva.
grappler0000: …and if you believe that, I’ve got a house to sell you.
And the winner is…
TCB Mike: Screencap or not, it’s nice to see Sonnen’s mouth not moving.
Congrats, Mike! Send your name, address, and clothing/footwear sizes to email@example.com, and we’ll get you hooked up. As for the honorable mentions, e-mail us your name, address, and shirt size and we’ll send you a CagePotato t-shirt as soon as we get around to it. Thanks to everyone who entered, and special thanks to Tokyo Five for making this possible. Check ‘em out at TokyoFiveBrand.com and show some love…