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This week’s caption contest brought in over 350 entries — and yet none of them were references to Dr. Manhattan. Crazy. After considering all of your brilliant work, we’ve chosen three winners who will score Five Principles t-shirts from Tokyo Five. But first, some honorable mentions:
Desimus: Here you can see Rogan and Vera playing a game of "Guess where bits of my face will end up!"
Smitty: Yes, to the gentleman in the back…..I wear the speedo to show why I talk like a black man.
Ring_Rust619: "Hey honey, this is how many fights I have left till we have to rely on you winning fights to pay the mortgage"
Phil Bologna: "Strikeforce is that way!!!"
therussianglamourpuss: Brandon Vera and Joe Rogan point to their modesty and objectivity, both of which remained a good distance away.
therussianglamourpuss: Brandon Vera would rather go naked than wear Tapout.
[Ed. note: Great first effort, glamourpuss. Welcome aboard.]
ArmFarmer: I’m not reading 6 pages of this bullshit. I’m just going to assume that like the first page there is about 2 funny comments per page, the rest are unfunny to the point that they are painful to read, and 80% of them have something to do with an auction or a clock.
And now, your grand-prize winners:
MMAExpertNewb: Vera and Rogan team up to show us the next letter we’ll see on Vera’s record.
Vlad: Two men pointing in three different directions.
WeTheCecilPeoples: "To obscurity, and beyond!!!!"
If you’ve won, please send your real name, shirt size, and address to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook you up ASAP. If you’ve lost, head to TokyoFiveBrand.com and buy something to make yourself feel better. Thanks to everyone who played!
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comments"Brandon thinks he's pointing at his near future, Joe Rogan corrects him by pointing out Jon Jones elbows."
It incorporates all the visible information while adding metaphorical elements and subtle humor.
Of those three though, MMAExpert's was pretty damn good.
Although points to Vlad for consistency. Would've liked to thrown my hat in the ring for this but there was seriously over 250 responses by the time I even saw it lol YOU MANIACS!
Honorably.
8-D
So I guess if I really want win a T-shirt someday I'll have to use something completely and ridiculously absurd/obscure. Humor is so subjective... meh, double meh.
I like the Bana reference.
AND
Vlad: Two men pointing in three different directions.
AWESOMENESS....
The rest, meh.