Whats the difference between a 150 pound bucket of shit and This Red Engine?

THE BUCKET...

Bloody Elbow is the only other sight I check...But CP is better

How can we be serious when the sight is named fucking CAGE POTATO...SHould tell u right there huh?

"I can assure you aren't even as smart as our dumbest fucking poster on here."

ummm....that'd be me...thanks for the tag in drano...love ya brother.

I'm smarter than you redinjun.

I put my parts in your mom, she didn't give me herpes, I gave her mine. I got mine from Jenna.

Get me banned.

@thisredengine: 8/10

Anal sex is a wonderful thing.

@thisredengine: Welcome back Ben, I knew you couldn't stay away! Don't worry, I won't blow your cover. ;-)

thisredengine Says:
Thu, 04/29/2010 - 17:12

Such anger typical of people not taking the sport seriously. Again I implore you to read my article on new fans:
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IT's not the sport we aren't taking serious, and us blasting your stupid ass has NOTHING to do with the sport. It's you we are not taking serious, are you mental? Do you not get it?
The man who owns this site told you to fuck off, don't you get it, you are NOT welcome. Wht will it take? Your being banned? Cause I am hoping for that right now. Maybe if your dumbass gets banned it will sink in. So I implore you as well... to FUCK OFF!
Fuck you, and your stupid articles.

Dude!

"It has 27 recs, positive comments from the staff and the intelligent MMA fans like kyfm621, hlebtasic, ufc4 and Robert Downey Sr. just to name a few."

How is it that you can't comprehend how horribly pathetic you sound when you say shit like that? Talk about getting "angry" at commenters? LOL!

@ Littleredcunt FUCK OFF

Such anger typical of people not taking the sport seriously. Again I implore you to read my article on new fans:
www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/4/26/1445754/bloody-elbow-comment-section-a

It has 27 recs, positive comments from the staff and the intelligent MMA fans like kyfm621, hlebtasic, ufc4 and Robert Downey Sr. just to name a few. I challenge any of you to respond to it in a serious manner.

Not to mention for those accusing me of being so serious, a poster made a funny avatar of me and now I'm using it:
img225.imageshack.us/img225/7161/destructionengine.jpg

Holy fucken shit, this littleredfuckbag dude is unbelievable, i also thought it was just a troll, but apparently he takes himself seriously, and gets irrationally angry at other posters? what does he do then, rain down pitty pat punches onto his keyboard?
Where the fuck do retart like this come from?

@drano - Oh shit that pre-historic rant was hilarious. Ha ha i just read it again! That is funny shit there fella.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, are you guys trying to tell me this wasn't all a joke all along? I'm so confused. I thought it was the most well written subversively witty trollling of all time. I thought it was some lean polished satire, really top-shelf technique honed against the grindstone to a fine sharp edge. I was literally laughing at every sentence.

This whole situation seems to be eluding to a level of douche-buggery of whose existence I was previously unaware. I had heard rumors of the darkest corners of the internets, but I thought they were only that- rumors. Please tell me its all a joke, I'm getting frightened!

65 million years ago ( give or take a year or so) thisredengine was known as douchesaurus Rex.
Stupid.
full of shit.
roars to goddamn much.
and nothing on earth liked him...not even his own kind.
small brain... small arms... small penis.
Good to know that eons and evolution hasn't changed you much
little engine that COULDN'T.

Not to mention: thisredengine has nothing on Luke Thomas. Smart guy, for sure, but I've never seen some dude so arrogant for someone who's pretty much just a blogger. I dunno if it's the creatine or he wasn't loved as a child, but man. When he isn't whining about the UFC's media credential policy (Surprise, surprise, his site doesn't have them), he's treating his readers like dirt. Here's a typical conversation with the guy if you say something he doesn't agree with:

Luke: You're wrong.
BE poster: Can you give a little more.
Luke: It was a stupid comment.
BE poster: Why is my view any less correct than [Insert staffer or reporter name]?
Luke: Because he's a respected journalist.
thisredengine and the staffers: Yup.
BE poster: Luke, all I want is a counter argument so we continue the discussion.
Luke: ...

I've read thisredengine's stuff on BE. He usually seems like an okay person actually, I don't know who pissed in his cornflakes today. He isn't a staffer at all. He just swings off their nuts. Anytime they have a comment, he jumps in with one. That and he has moments of getting on the high horse. For god knows what reason, it's the fucking internet. You should have seen him in the huge Tito/Jenna story..."I take this topic fucking seriously. Hey staff, I'm flagging anyone who makes a joke. Doing my part because they do such a good job, the smart people are cool, yada, yada, yada"

@ thisredengine

I dare you to lose me in ANY MMA related topic!!! Just cuz I know alot about MMA (as *most* the people here at CP) I dont go around acting like my shit dont stink and come across like a total douche!!

oh and BTW thisredengine all I have seen from you is backhanded remarks about how you are smarter than all of us, and I haven't seen anything from you other than a big mouth. I can assure you aren't even as smart as our dumbest fucking poster on here.
I think you should do as you were asked and fuck off like a good boy. you are most likely an asshole kid in college with a book full of to many big words, the reason you take this so serious is cause of your amazingly small cock and balls, and the fact that women frighten you.
As The great Colin Cowherd says: " thats 'a YOU problem buddy!"

ben Says:
Wed, 04/28/2010 - 19:10

@ thisredengine

"as you can see, I'm well-regarded and pretty much an unofficial staffer there. They like me.So people know me and the pride I have over being one of the cool kids in the MMA community."

*Nobody* likes you. Fuck off and go back to bloodyelbow, you weirdo.

- the management
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dude your So fucking popular that the management... the BEN himself told you to fuck off, that is the ultimate FUCK OFF. I have nothing else to add to that I just wanted to point out how bad you are now hated.

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cecils_pupils Says:
Wed, 04/28/2010 - 19:15

@dranokills... let me be the first to say "thanks" for being the first to say fuck off to the BE stiff. We gotta band together against other evil forces of the bloodyelbow's of the world.

But there is something else I have been wanting to mention: robthom is a great guy, funny dude, and he knows his shit. I can see that you like to instigate it but I really think it's not necessary. I can't honestly think if when this little battle started, but homie, in all seriousness, let's not infight. Agree to disagree and move forward?

Potato Nation needs to band together in these times... knowwhatimean?
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sigh, OK for YOU I stop, and for the other cool ones, but seriously he was the one who pulled the first assholism I JUST retaliated in kind.....but Ok I'm done, no more baiting.
But we can still jack this self important bloddyelbow turd who takes his MMA to serious and needs his head put on a stick right? hes fair game...even though BEN tore him a new ass......

Was XARM designed by people who thought "hmmm I don't like when these people go to the ground or clinch on the cage. How can we ensure they just keep hitting each other. Let's tie em up"

I like thisredengine, he seems like a swell guy, but this bloodyhobo.com of whence ye all speak frightens me. It sounds like it is staffed by feminists and green peace activists, and it all sounds very un-American to me. Save the pacifism for the bedroom fellas!

**the post ghost strikes again***

@ Mike Russell:

You sure that's a good idea? You must not have read Brent Brookhouse's article about you. Let's just say, it must have been his time of the month...

*fires off an email to thisredengine's boss to ensure bloodyelbow has something original to write about today* 

@thisredengine i'm glad you stopped by because, yes, most of us have plenty of intelligent things to say - but most of us are also capable of taking a joke man... ya know... HAHA! I hope that you take the time to laugh once in awhile, because to get all worked-up over some MMA poster's dribble is lame - ya gotta laugh that stuff off man.

The reality is that each site has it's own culture: CP likes the funny and Ben encourages it, while Luke and those at bloddyelbow keep it so serious that people can't get a laugh. Fine.

Why can't both exist? News flash: these two worlds exist just fine separately. Occasionally we intermingle, but when I'm on bloddyelbow I keep it a little more serious since that's how it is. Here on CP, you gotta lighten it up son!! If you can't laugh at things in life, and make fun of it, then what the hell are ya livin' for?

Enough with my rant thisredengine, we here at CP just want you to know that when you are here you gotta lighten up... capiche?

CP posts = Cesar Gracie jiu jitsu
BE poster = Mayhem Miller

Pretty good comparison imo

@ReX13: I don't mind Ben took the time to interact with me. I consider him to be equal to the great Luke Thomas of BE and the MMA Nation radio show. We three are a lot alike, except Luke and I are a lot more intolerant to others because we ARE a level above most in MMA conversations. Not to say Ben isn't, but he seems too lenient and respectful to the masses.

As for the rest of you, I still ignore you because you may be writing something intelligent or you may be writing something that upsets me. Note that I got many people banned from BE due to the classless jokes in the Tito/Jenna stories and I made sure everyone knew my thoughts on the matter. So I'm not just a random poster. i make things happen.

Some thoughts:

**Robthom and Dranokills have been going at it for quite awhile. While it would be nice to have a truce for solidarity's sake, i don't find it overly bothersome that they quarrel. One day, we'll all have a beer together and laugh about it.

**Oh snap, Ben took time out of his day to give a Stockton Heybuddy to thisredengine. Awesome. Seriously, i don't know why, but i dig it when the guys interact with the common folk.

**I can't wait until the chance presents itself to fuck with thisredengine. Hilarity will ensue.

**Ben and Mike>> we would like to see more top 10 lists. And no, top 5 isn't good enough. We're spoiled rotten little bastards.

**Is it just me, or has there been a really large influx of new users in the past month? Not complaining; i just see a lot of new names.

I'm actually writing this after reading a bunch of other more recent articles and the comments. This redengine guy says like the same thing everytime. He just keeps saying how he takes mma serious and gets irrationally mad when someone jokes about it. I think someone might want to guide this guy away from this site. We all get serious and discuss fights and fighters in an intelligent way..but alot of us also make off color/ risque jokes...and I don't think this guys will handle it well. I also agree there needs to be a truce between robthom and dranokills. I believe the article that got this going is the Tito and Jenna thing..and Robthom said something about understanding the want to hit women...then things got catty. I have enjoyed comments from both of you guys....and do believe you should agree to disagree and move on with the funny...and deterring the trolls. Just my thoughts.

cagepotato has officially gone down the toilet, this article sucks!!!

Come now gentlemen. Seriously, let's give thisredengine a chance. I mean, his credentials check out, and he is obviously a very humble and knowledgeable individual. Gens Pulver actually read one of his posts for hells sake. We have Obama now, so let's act like it and be tolerant to this fellow mma genius. Aye?

@ben: I apologize then. I do refute the "weirdo" part. I am just passionate about my MMA sites. Not many people can keep up with my MMA knowledge so I do get irrationally angry sometimes that no one takes MMA on the web as seriously as I do.

@dranokills... let me be the first to say "thanks" for being the first to say fuck off to the BE stiff. We gotta band together against other evil forces of the bloodyelbow's of the world.

But there is something else I have been wanting to mention: robthom is a great guy, funny dude, and he knows his shit. I can see that you like to instigate it but I really think it's not necessary. I can't honestly think if when this little battle started, but homie, in all seriousness, let's not infight. Agree to disagree and move forward?

Potato Nation needs to band together in these times... knowwhatimean?

No, I'm not trolling. I'm trying to make the MMA community better and what better way to do that than express my views. Like I said, I get physically angry that some don't take MMa as seriously as I do.

See the following regarding commenters we, the community, have to deal with:
bloodyelbow.com / 2010/4/26/1445754/bloody-elbow-comment-section-a

 @ thisredengine "as you can see, I'm well-regarded and pretty much an unofficial staffer there. They like me.So people know me and the pride I have over being one of the cool kids in the MMA community." *Nobody* likes you. Fuck off and go back to bloodyelbow, you weirdo. - the management

"the pride I have over being one of the cool kids"


LOLOLOLO!!!

Somehow I think this is an epic trolling... are you trolling thisredengine?

If you really knew your shit about the Potato Nation you would know that we take our humor here very seriously. It's a very important part of our lives...

bloodyelbow.com / 2010/4/27/1446796/fanposts-sometimes-fighters-do

see, people read my stuff. Look I'm not trying to start a war between CP and BE, but as you can see, I'm well-regarded and pretty much an unofficial staffer there. They like me.So people know me and the pride I have over being one of the cool kids in the MMA community.

^ Go back to bloody elbow you pretentious douchebag. Nobody likes a show off.

Who the fuck is "Gens" Pulver, btw?

"Why so hostile? Just wanted to also mention that Gens Pulver read one of my posts once and he said he liked it after I twitted to him about it. Know who your talking to. I take MMA sites very seriously and its a very important part of my life."

This is a fucking joke right?

Yeah? Well, um, Shane Carwin once read a nick name I came up for him here on cagepotato and he twittered about how much he hated it...

So...let me be second to say:

Fuck off bloodyelbow guy.

We a band o' brothers here.

Have a naaaaaaaaaas day!

Why so hostile? Just wanted to also mention that Gens Pulver read one of my posts once and he said he liked it after I twitted to him about it. Know who your talking to. I take MMA sites very seriously and its a very important part of my life.

hey let me be the first to say:
fuck off bloodyelbow guy.
thanks for coming by.

Hey guys, I post on Bloodyelbow and am pretty well known over there. So I'm here now too. As I have said there, I just want to say keep it clean and don't try and be funny if you aren't. I know I'm hilarious but I try and keep it serious.

Butterbean's little leg kicks from that YAMMA fight are the stuff dreams are made of.

What about the tag-team MMA or even better...Chuck Norris's World Combat League he had.

"jennito" Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, how about "Cornholio", or, hmmm...."Massive headed Cunt noone could give twofucksabout and cumgargling pornohobagito". I'm sure one of the three will stick.

What is this brand new, never-seen-before thing called XARM?

BBF

At first I could not believe that I was witnessing a sport called Xarm, then I watched further and I decided that shit has got to get up and establish itself! I will watch it every time its on and laugh until I fucking suffocate.

Butterbean- any cat where they have to list one arm's reach and then the other one has my vote... {fuck keyboards were not made for alcohol}

I wonder if Tito can smooth the dirt over his own grave?

Anyone else notice Tito sounds like Mickey Mouse?

James "Mumbles" Toney vs Kimbo "Fergie Ferg" Slice vs Butter "Neckfat" Bean

San Do style!! Best 30 seconds in sports. I'll take Neckfat..

Methinks that "whatever doesn't kill ya" saying includes drain-o..

Not exactly sure how it makes you stronger, but still.

I figured out how dranokills gets its name.

The mother fed it drano to try and kill it in the crib but it survived.
Brain damaged but alive.

What a useless bitch.
She should give it another try.

Wow! That XARM idea is freaking genius. How could it lose, right?

This site is no where near as fun since Fowlkes left. His AOL site is far too professional for him as well.

You paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Bring back Fowkles. BBF - Sing it loudly, Potatoheaded Mother Fuckers.

XARM is SO AWESOME!

Re: The Kimbo vs. Seth vid @ 4:50: "The most incredible victory in the history of mixed martial arts.."

...to this day that makes me cringe so badly that I feel like I could experience a total shutdown due to gargantuan douche chills.

XArm...just, wow...what do you guys think?

Either "AWESOME" or "SO AWESOME"?

Why XARM isn't the biggest sport in the world right know, i'll never know.

What about rogers as a 'top 10' hw? Overeem using k1 as proof as his dominance? In 3rd place even.... shaw rap..... and any serious web posting

What about mma reaching WWE? Puder vs Angle.

San do. The diaz brother specialty. So long as 5 others are welcome to hold the opponent.

And tito/jenna became the poster children for licensing parents.

wow i am amazed at all the misdirected hate round here. listen up fuckheads and listen good 'cuz i am only gonna say this one more time:

If you can't handle the humor and sarcasm of Potato Nation G-T-F-O. Understand?

EXTREME FUCKING ARMWRESTLING BRO!!!!!!!!!!

i am sad that it took their break up for those of us who depend on cp to learn about "jennito".

who knew they were calling themselves that? i understand why ufc would withhold that, but why have you withheld the truth of "jennito" from us cp?

What's with all the Tito/Jenna bullshit? When did this site turn into Teen People MMA?!

X Arm ftw.

Tag team mma #6, brother?

I hardly ever comment, but I just had to say: You just ended my day on a high note. You could have stuck with the cheap digs over the course of the many updates that will result from the Tito debacle, but you went for the gold and stuck the landing. To put that much effort into such a simple insult... I'm in awe. Bravo, CP. Bravo.

Want some cheese with your whine cheetohead? Boo hoo don't cry.

Uh, three-way fight is awesome. None of that gay ground-fighting, bro.

Also, pretty sure that marriage has nothing to do with MMA. The Randy-Kim relationship on the other hand....

Speaking of capslock hal, whatever happened to him?

If it wasn't for the forums I'd have quit checking this site by now. This is all you got for today Goldie and "New Dad?" A cheap thrown together list?

Anyone else read Fowlkes' article over at his new site, which sucks compared to this site circa 3 weeks ago?

Rhodes scholars indeed. You forgot the Mensa reference, or the fact that Ortiz is a long lost descendant of the Kennedy pedigree.

Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

XARM!! How do you even pronounce that! Bitchen . . .

Long setup for a Tito joke. Just saying.

wheres the video where potato nation mentions that capslock hal, and tuf guy, and ....robthom was the worse users it ever allowed?

XARM was by far the most hilariously bizarre fucked up thing I've ever seen. It was like a combination of Over The Top with Stallone and The Running Man with Schwarzenegger. I was hoping to see some guy eat his cigar after he was done smoking it, but it never happened.

LOL @ Rhodes Scholars. Come on now that's a cheap shot!

At 1:09 Tito talks about being in a movie called "Cradle of the Grave". He must be talking about Cradle 2 the Grave.

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