(Props: cnovs13 via Moth2Flame)
When you watch this video of Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos going through some caveman-style training at Advanced Human Movement, you don’t see a woman who’s on the verge of calling for her mommy. Cyborg is a physical dynamo. Check out the 2:39 mark, where she repeatedly picks up her husband Evangelista with a bungee rope harnessed to her back. I don’t know if I could even do that once, and I outweigh Cyborg by a solid 20 pounds of stomach fat. It’s no wonder why the Brazilian is a betting favorite by as much as -200. Anybody plan on taking Gina Carano in this one?
After the jump: Fabricio Werdum gets in a workout at AHM. Werdum will be facing despicable cheater Mike Kyle on the undercard of "Carano vs. Cyborg."
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Comments
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:36
It's not fair that a guy will be fighting a girl on the SF card
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:36
I think Cyborg might be in better shape, but I think Carano's skillset is a little more advanced. I'm still picking Carano to win by KO, second round.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:38
werdum looking good
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:40
I'm with C Bus on this one. I think that Cyborg is a monster, but Carano just has more natural talent. Carano by RNC 3rd Rd. Maybe if she wins, she will rip off her top like Brandi Chastain.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:51
Like Bruce Lee said: Boards don't hit back. I'm taking Carano. Cyborg will gas in the 3rd.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 07:52
Swedish how do you know cyborg is a guy? You have a bad experience in Brazil with a tranny that might have been Cris Cybory?
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:10
Dude, its pretty chick vs ugly monstrosity, ugly monstrosity wins EVERY TIME.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:11
Ew, now that seat smells like tranny pussy AND Brazilian.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:11
no Maitreyan disciple, I saw the buldge in his pants during the last weigh-in. He must have forgotten to tape it back inside his bung hole.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:14
cyborg wins, proceeds to rape cock lesnar.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:21
Uhhhh....Cyborg looks pretty damn impressive. I've been pulling for Gina on this one, but that vid could change my mind. Nah...I'm sticking with Gina. But one thing is for sure ...this is gonna be one hell of a brawl! ...and Diaz is a dope for dropping out of this card. What a jackass.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:26
I wonder which Cyborg is the pitcher and which is the catcher.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:30
I think the local athletic commission needs to get vaginal confirmation on Cyborg.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:36
yah. she should really just fight dudes.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:37
Holy crap, look at how she rode that Airdyne! Carano has no hope!
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:43
This shit is gonna be fucking crazy. I hope Gina wins but I won't be surprised if she gets steam rolled either. Cyborg is about as scary as a chick can get.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:50
I'm gonna cry when Cyborg beats Ginas ass
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:53
Someone should tell Satan to lift with her legs and not with her back.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 08:57
If I'm Gina, I'm staying as far away from the clinch as possible.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:00
@newotnek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAHH HHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:00
Gina is winning this one....cant belive you guys think otherwise
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:05
Love the use of Pantera and Slayer!!!!!
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:17
The idea of a woman raping a man seems more feasible having watched that.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:22
id be a liar if i didnt say a little pee came out watching that cyborg video. i feel the chances are slim, but im hoping gina can pull it out. in truth though...i see gina's face resembling a sloppy joe post fight.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 09:27
@ RearNakedPoke I'm gonna remind you of your post after Ginas funeral bro. I love Gina, and I want her to win, but Cyborg just seems to be too much for her. She is one of the most conditioned female athletes I've ever seen.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:02
When Cyborg was doing those rope excercises she looked just like a fucking chimpanzee. I want to punch her/him in the back of the head.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:11
@ OBI "...and Diaz is a dope drop for dropping doping out of this card." FTFY.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:14
^^pretty gay.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:17
i put some money on gina at +145 i think, does anyone know if this is 5/3 min or 5/5min rounds? and i'm glad werdums training again he looked fat as hell against dos santos him and fedors gonna be a goood fight.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:26
Pantera still pwns all,biyatches
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:35
Nick Diaz should have just borrowed whatever cleansing agent Cyborg uses. If it can make her pee steroid free by fight time, it would have worked wonders on a little weed.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 10:42
For some weird twisted reason this popped in my head, you think that when the Cyborgs are screwing, they stare into each others eyes, not for intimacy, but just to find a weakness, and then BOOM the roles reverse? Yeah, I know I'm fucked up.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 11:40
thats one bad bitch....i can honostly say that i do not want to have sex with her
Tue, 08/11/09 - 12:08
@ ktfo I'm sure the feeling is mutual
Tue, 08/11/09 - 01:47
Ha its funny how the interwebbers talk about Cyborg as if she really isn't human or female, but I'm sure of two things she is woman and she would prob kick all our asses. I've had the pleasure of meeting her and she's super fem (like most of you) and a real genuinely nice/down to earth person. And as far as Werdum WAR Werdum!!!!!!! He's hungry for a fight and a win man. His BJJ is combat oriented and world class, he'll make short work of "kyle the mma disgrace" Fabricio is the most down to earth and nice folks I've ever meet and an awesome BJJ coach. If you live around Venice Ca. Check out his academy. Peace out CP'rs
Tue, 08/11/09 - 02:07
Whatever, I'd bang out Cyborg.
Tue, 08/11/09 - 02:38
Watching this makes me think "I vill kruuaash you" That and you'd probably think on paper, whoever is named Evangelista is the lady in the relationship....
Tue, 08/11/09 - 03:13
Is it just me or did her and Werdum have the same size tire yet she was getting it across the parking lot much faster.
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