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Training Video: Cris Cyborg Is Satan

(Props: cnovs13 via Moth2Flame)

When you watch this video of Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos going through some caveman-style training at Advanced Human Movement, you don’t see a woman who’s on the verge of calling for her mommy. Cyborg is a physical dynamo. Check out the 2:39 mark, where she repeatedly picks up her husband Evangelista with a bungee rope harnessed to her back. I don’t know if I could even do that once, and I outweigh Cyborg by a solid 20 pounds of stomach fat. It’s no wonder why the Brazilian is a betting favorite by as much as -200. Anybody plan on taking Gina Carano in this one?

After the jump: Fabricio Werdum gets in a workout at AHM. Werdum will be facing despicable cheater Mike Kyle on the undercard of "Carano vs. Cyborg."

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Kadumel- August 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Is it just me or did her and Werdum have the same size tire yet she was getting it across the parking lot much faster.
TheKCB- August 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Watching this makes me think "I vill kruuaash you"

That and you'd probably think on paper, whoever is named Evangelista is the lady in the relationship....
Big Shafty- August 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Whatever, I'd bang out Cyborg.
mondooh- August 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Ha its funny how the interwebbers talk about Cyborg as if she really isn't human or female, but I'm sure of two things she is woman and she would prob kick all our asses. I've had the pleasure of meeting her and she's super fem (like most of you) and a real genuinely nice/down to earth person.
And as far as Werdum
WAR Werdum!!!!!!! He's hungry for a fight and a win man.
His BJJ is combat oriented and world class, he'll make short work of "kyle the mma disgrace"
Fabricio is the most down to earth and nice folks I've ever meet and an awesome BJJ coach.
If you live around Venice Ca. Check out his academy. Peace out CP'rs
Androiddrew- August 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@ ktfo

I'm sure the feeling is mutual
ktfo- August 11, 2009 at 11:40 am
thats one bad bitch....i can honostly say that i do not want to have sex with her
Angled Dangle- August 11, 2009 at 10:42 am
For some weird twisted reason this popped in my head, you think that when the Cyborgs are screwing, they stare into each others eyes, not for intimacy, but just to find a weakness, and then BOOM the roles reverse? Yeah, I know I'm fucked up.
Androiddrew- August 11, 2009 at 10:35 am
Nick Diaz should have just borrowed whatever cleansing agent Cyborg uses. If it can make her pee steroid free by fight time, it would have worked wonders on a little weed.
Jeepman- August 11, 2009 at 10:26 am
Pantera still pwns all,biyatches
One Two- August 11, 2009 at 10:17 am
i put some money on gina at +145 i think, does anyone know if this is 5/3 min or 5/5min rounds? and i'm glad werdums training again he looked fat as hell against dos santos him and fedors gonna be a goood fight.
831 Son- August 11, 2009 at 10:14 am
^^pretty gay.
bpd- August 11, 2009 at 10:11 am

"...and Diaz is a dope drop for dropping doping out of this card."


831 Son- August 11, 2009 at 10:02 am
When Cyborg was doing those rope excercises she looked just like a fucking chimpanzee. I want to punch her/him in the back of the head.
Jay Smith- August 11, 2009 at 9:27 am
@ RearNakedPoke
I'm gonna remind you of your post after Ginas funeral bro. I love Gina, and I want her to win, but Cyborg just seems to be too much for her. She is one of the most conditioned female athletes I've ever seen.
Soda Popinski- August 11, 2009 at 9:22 am
id be a liar if i didnt say a little pee came out watching that cyborg video.

i feel the chances are slim, but im hoping gina can pull it out.

in truth though...i see gina's face resembling a sloppy joe post fight.
LargeMidget- August 11, 2009 at 9:17 am
The idea of a woman raping a man seems more feasible having watched that.
NECROPHYTE- August 11, 2009 at 9:05 am
Love the use of Pantera and Slayer!!!!!
RearNakedPoke- August 11, 2009 at 9:00 am
Gina is winning this one....cant belive you guys think otherwise
I Know Nothing- August 11, 2009 at 9:00 am
KuJudo- August 11, 2009 at 8:57 am
If I'm Gina, I'm staying as far away from the clinch as possible.
newotnek- August 11, 2009 at 8:53 am
Someone should tell Satan to lift with her legs and not with her back.
K.E.G.- August 11, 2009 at 8:50 am
I'm gonna cry when Cyborg beats Ginas ass
Polish- August 11, 2009 at 8:43 am
This shit is gonna be fucking crazy.

I hope Gina wins but I won't be surprised if she gets steam rolled either. Cyborg is about as scary as a chick can get.
CAP10- August 11, 2009 at 8:37 am
Holy crap, look at how she rode that Airdyne! Carano has no hope!
Rodney- August 11, 2009 at 8:36 am
yah. she should really just fight dudes.