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TrauMMA Combat Apparel Presents: The Last-Minute UFC 144 ‘Sexyama’ Photoshop Contest


(“There was the time… No. Wait, I remember once in second grade… No.  I guess I have always been sexy.”)

Our friends at TrauMMA Combat Apparel have generously provided us with three autographed Yoshihiro Akiyama UFC 144 walkout shirts so we could award them to three lucky winners using whatever criteria we saw fit to use to decide.

Since we’re all fans of Photoshop goodness, we figured why not do a Sexyama-themed PS contest?

The rules are simple: come up with a unique meme or otherwise awe-inspiring design featuring any image — drawn or photographed — of Yoshihiro and send it to contest@cagepotato.com before 5:00 pm ET Saturday. To be eligible, you also need to add TrauMMA on Twitter and “like” the company’s Facebook page. If you don’t have accounts, there’s always next contest.

We’ll pick the top ten entries and we’ll pass them along to Akiyama next week to choose his three top entries — each of whom will each receive one of these autographed bad boys like the one he’ll be wearing during the walkout for his fight Saturday in Japan against Jake Shields.


(Wearing this shirt immediately makes you 65 percent sexier.)

Let’s see what you can come up with, Potato Nation. They don’t have to be pretty as long as they get the job done. Just ask Matthew Broderick.

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Todd M- February 25, 2012 at 7:14 pm
^ Dude it's totally more than just a Bromance flick it has comedy as well.
darkstarrocketship- February 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Todd M and dranokills, a bromance that's totally not gay coming to a theater near you this Fall.
jinx5128- February 25, 2012 at 2:09 pm
thanks for the chance-entry sent
Todd M- February 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm
^ Burn! you got me on that one playa. (To be fair though it was me who raped you, thanks for the memories)
dranokills- February 24, 2012 at 4:23 pm
oh sorry todd i thought you said you wanted to rape a child.
darkstarrocketship- February 24, 2012 at 6:10 am
^ Something went wrong somewhere. Whatever the case of his trauma transpires to be, he's not going to leave until we provide him with the promised bowl of dicks. He's like the incoherent neurotic bum in the mall that you're afraid will angrily stagger over to you if you make eye contact with him. After reading his cringe inducing misplaced caption again, can we arrange for an order of two bowls of dick? One's not going to do it.
Todd M- February 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm
^ Agreed, does anyone else here think Drano was raped as a child?
darkstarrocketship- February 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm
@Seth_Bacon: Heh, I know. I was beginning to wonder why everyone was using quotations. The internet has clearly raped their attention spans. 1) PHOTOSHOP A MEME ABOUT SEXYAMA. 2) SUBSCRIBE TO TRAUMMA ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK 3) GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TWITTER AND/OR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. That's the essence of it. I'm off to go fuck myself now. Someone give dranokill that aforesaid bowl of dicks to compensate him for the weakest contribution to this thread thus far.
Seth_Bacon- February 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm
lol how everyone thinks this is a caption contest
tp24890- February 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm
"If that front kick worked for Anderson, maybe just maybe.... hmmm....I think I'll try that"
WhyNot- February 23, 2012 at 12:16 pm
" Shield's ground game is good... But his stand-up sucks... I'm definitly sexier than him."
Jackbequick- February 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm
"Dana says,I'm on the chopping block.... I am ON the chopping block...... I AM ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK."
WhyNot- February 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm
" I know I used a condom... did I use a condom?...OH SHIT!! "
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- February 23, 2012 at 11:30 am
Would a bowel of dick really taste that bad? It has to be better than my pee pee.
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- February 23, 2012 at 11:29 am
it was at that point that Sexyama realized, lesnars_tiny_pecker_says made no sense when he put "bowel of dick" instead of bowl.
TheJedi- February 23, 2012 at 10:39 am
Pictured Above: Sexyama reflects on each time he contracted the seven year itch.
dranokills- February 23, 2012 at 10:15 am
"aww shit Drano doesn't like me..."

"well ain't this some depressing shit?"

"HEY! I wonder if xeno still loves me? ohhh shit this just got worse!"
intercept440- February 23, 2012 at 9:24 am
wait a minute why am i even trying...the last contest i won i didnt get a prize...nor the shirt that was sent ever came....and Mruss dont return my emails.........kinda reminds me of the first girl i ever liked...bitch never did call me back
intercept440- February 23, 2012 at 9:23 am
Oooooo ashit i got to reary fart...try to ret it out slowly while i look at my notes..... now i pretend to smell it and i brame it on rogan......
cohen130- February 23, 2012 at 9:07 am
I'm pretty sure there's a rot more to rife than being rearry, rearry, ridicurousry good rooking. And I pran on finding out what that is
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- February 23, 2012 at 7:11 am
Focus. Patch on right side. Hey, where did it go???

(when you see it you'll say OH!)
HulkSmash24- February 23, 2012 at 6:32 am
Should I eat Cuttlefish and Asparagus or Vanilla Paste?
Mike Russell- February 23, 2012 at 6:24 am
Sexyama is awesome.
dranokills- February 23, 2012 at 6:21 am
OR...you can just keep all 3 and sell em on ebay.
Cause no one cares about this douchebag.
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