
…because without costumes and choreographed dance routines, it’s just two guys beating the hell out of each other. Booooooring!
(Future UFC champion/part-time Michael Jackson impersonator Anderson Silva won’t stop ’til he gets enough at PRIDE 22.)
("Keaton always said, ‘I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.’ Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Diego Sanchez.")
(Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal walks out to the ring like an 800-pound pimp at Sengoku 7.)
(Don’t you dare tell Wanderlei Silva that "Sandstorm" is gay. Mad love to Lenne Hardt for the killer emcee work.)
(The most epic fight at the most epic MMA event ever featured two appropriately epic ring entrances. First, Royce Gracie came out in a 13-deep Gracie Train. Then, Kazushi Sakuraba lightened the mood with a little wrestling-mask three-fighter-monte. For some reason, Royce was not amused.)
(Akihiro "DJ Gozma" Gono‘s greatest hits. The infamous "Supremes" entrance at UFC 94 comes at the 3:52 mark.)
(Of course, we all know that Gono is just a poor-man’s Genki Sudo. All hail the greatest pound-for-pound entrance-maker in MMA history. If you’d like to see a complete version of one of Genki’s entrances, his last one at K-1 Premium Dynamite 2006 is a must-see.)
(And now the award for the worst entrance of all time: Tom "The Filthy Mauler" Lawlor and his dawg Seth Petruzelli assault the crowd’s senses at UFC 100. At least his Team Mir punchin’ buddy Dave Kaplan picked a good song.)
(Jason "Mayhem" Miller recruits some schoolgirls to back him up at DREAM.9, and Michael Schiavello gives us some unnecessary insight to his fantasy life.)
(Don’t ask us why anybody would label this "Worst UFC Entrance Song Ever." Forrest Griffin‘s use of the Dropkick Murphys at UFC 72 got the Belfast crowd crazy-hyped. Turn your speakers up and watch out for the flasher chick at 0:15.)
Did we leave out any good ones? Drop some knowledge in the comments section…








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commentsAbout once a week an incident occurs that reminds me of how uncool I am. I figure I'm good now until about the 12th. Thanks CP.
Came out dancing with some broads, they disrobed him, then he got in the cage and Joey Villasenor put him to sleep.
Entrance took longer than the fight. Was a sweet entrance though.
Anyways.... I got a completely unrelated question to ya'll.
Did Mike Fagan just sign his own death warrant?
Forrest explained this story on 5oz. about what happened recently when someone asked about him running after he loss to Anderson:
"This guy actually asked me a good question the other day, and this is a real story and I really like it: first off, he was very confrontational; I didn’t like him much to begin with, and he goes, ‘Hey, man, I have to know,’ because it’s his business to know, ‘why did you run out of the cage that night after the Silva fight?’ "
And the following is from the week in qoutes section from bloodyelbow:
""And I said, 'Look, man, I haven't told anybody, let's keep this on the down low, but the truth is your mom was waiting for me in the back to suck my dick, and you know how good of a blowjob your mom gives, so I didn't want to be late for that shit.' " - Griffin, relaying his response after his FATHER badgered him about his one hundred meter dash."
Am I coming to the wrong conclusion here or does somebody have to die now?
2006 called and asked for "rick rolling" back.
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