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Triumph United CAPTION Contest: Fedor, Aleks, and Some Asian Kids

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Here’s the thing about those Triumph United comment contests we’ve been running: Finding/deciding on the finalists was a pain in the ass, and then all you people would do is bitch about our lame sense of humor. So we’re going to switch it up this week with a good old-fashioned caption contest. The two readers who submit the funniest captions to the above picture by 4 p.m. ET on Friday will each get a Triumph United t-shirt of their choice. And seriously? Only those who enter will be allowed to complain later. You’re on my last good nerve right now…

(“Union,” only available at TU.)

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gcw- May 20, 2008 at 4:09 am
i hope fedor trashes sylvia, though tim could give him some problems like he did big nog.
TU Contestant- May 15, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Emelianenkos playing it up nice; smiling cause they think they've died and gone to heaven with the audience that built 'em.
Jeff- May 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Japanese support for mixed martial arts was proven to be as strong as ever as the Emelianenko brothers pause for a photo during a fan club meeting last tuesday.
newotnek- May 15, 2008 at 3:59 pm
blah blah blah free t-shirt!!!!
fedorsgaylover- May 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I didn't know Fedor and his bro were in the super adventurers club.
tony@rbd- May 15, 2008 at 12:54 pm
GTA V Child Endangerment
Baby Gnarwhal- May 15, 2008 at 7:10 am
Russia teams up with North Korea
Pantera Mojo- May 15, 2008 at 12:39 am
Aleks: I bought 3 of these.

Fedor: I only bought 2.
POOKYSDABOMB- May 14, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Chinese chicken pocks!
SikSik6- May 14, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Show and Tell was never the same after Min Sun's dad accepted a job at the Kremlin.
Fatal Error- May 14, 2008 at 8:19 pm
What, you thought we ate whey protein? Wrong! Chinese toddler diet FTW!!!
Bdizzle- May 14, 2008 at 7:44 pm
You eat my dog, I eat your kids!!!!!
Rumbler- May 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm
It appears that sweat shop worker's have started sewing themselves into the cloths they make.
D Biggles- May 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Aleks & Fedor to waiter ... Can we get some doggy bags for the road ? We always get hungry an hour after we eat chinese.
MKXii- May 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
The Ultimate Fighter 9 coaches hangin with the top prospects.
MKXii- May 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Little Giants 2
-Mini Mixed Martial Arts-
BIG CHRIS- May 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Fedor and his brother are shown here heroically saving the sex slaves that Dana White ordered for his Vegas after party....
Erick- May 14, 2008 at 3:23 pm
"Fedor and Aleksander just got voted off Milf island but they do not walk away empty handed."

"The Business Savvy Fedor and Aleksander stop by China to say 'Ni hao' to tax deductions"

"One of every three kids in the world is Chinese.I look at my family and wonder... which one of us is it? Could be my brother John, or my brother Ho Chi Lang... but I think it's John"

"Phuk An' Run is the little know chinese martial art of having a kid and making your opponent raise them"
BMWtech- May 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
The Emelianenko brothers in their highly anticipated Hollywood debut. The 2009 remake of the classic Charlie and the Choclate Factory. Featuring the directoral debut of R. Kelly and Jason Lambert as the head oompa loompa.
Le sTeAkHAMmer- May 14, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Not one funny comment,
really...get more creative- May 14, 2008 at 1:59 pm
seriously this is like ten comments with a hundred plus repeats...if you're just repeating what someone else said, don't suck, you're officially number 2, and not even in a fun scat fetish kind of way (ok, yeah, threw up a little bit there) nevertheless, quit repeating everything other people say, yall suck for doing that, and you just make me feel bad for the mod who handles judging this contest
munson roy e- May 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
maybe fedor can get his $2m for selling these kids....i have no excuse for aleks though....he is just a perv.
T-Bone- May 14, 2008 at 1:05 pm
It rubs the chink on the skin or else it gets the hose again
the glza- May 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
now, the protein content is guaranteed in these, right?
pat rules- May 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm
*In reference to the chinese earthquake*

"This is our good deed for the week!"