
(“Death Squad”: One of the designs available at Triumph United.)
Between Chuck Liddell‘s leg injury and “Starnesgate,” it was a great week to kick off our Triumph United Comment Contest. Our most sincere thanks to everyone who makes this site a two-way exchange of information by posting opinions, tips, and punchlines in the comments section. But which comment was the most shirt-worthy this week? First, let’s give props to those who fell just short of the glory…
5th Runner-Up
“I told you I was hardcore.” — TheFeniX on New ‘Gladiator’ Loses Shit, Beats Husband
4th Runner-Up
I bet chuck took kimbo up on that bare knuckle fight and got demolished — Anonymous on F*ck! Chuck Liddell Injured, Out of UFC 85
3rd Runner-Up
If BJ licks sherk’s blood he may test positive for steroids in the post fight drug test. — steve-o-plata on “…and licking the blood off his face while I’m punching him…”
2nd Runner-Up
Would lube and a giant fake cock be too obvious? — Kimbo’s Lice on Chuck Liddell’s Injury is Disturbingly Real
1st Runner-Up
I don’t have health insurance at my place of employment so to show my boss up and to make a point I punched myself in the cock really hard, cried like a girl, then put the video on youtube. Take that you wanker!!! Go Starnes!! — KTFO on What’s to Become of Kalib Starnes?
And the winner is…
“She’s the kind of girl you try and get pregnant on the first night just so she has a reason to call you back.” — BringYourOwnBooya! on Strikeforce Ring Girl Nicole Craner
Congrajatations, BYOB: You just won a t-shirt of your choice from Triumph United! E-mail us at feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll get you all hooked up. For everyone else, better luck next week. We’re pullin’ hard for you…


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