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Triumph United Comment Contest, Week 2: The Nominees


(Are you a Mayhem Monkey?)

Since all you guys did was bitch about it last time, we’re going to leave the decisions in your hands from now on. Below were our favorite comments from this week. Take a moment to digest them and then vote for your favorite in our new homepage poll on the right. The winner gets a Triumph United t-shirt of their choice. Okay? And the nominees are…

“The first time I ever saw Kimbo I was surfing for porn and I saw his various appearances @ inthevip.com. If you told me that a couple years later that dude would be on the cover of ESPN, I’d call you crazy. Actually I’d say I didn’t know who he was and deny the fact I was looking at porn.” — Jeff on Kimbo’s ESPN Cover Shoot

“When discussing Mark Hunt, it’s customary to precede his name with ‘noted fatty fatty fat fat’ so that people remember which out-of-shape guy you’re talking about.” — Jemaleddin on Quote Stew: Bisping, Quarry, Hunt + More

“YAMMA veteran. Doesn’t that make your skin crawl a little when you type it?” — Vrax on Patrick Smith Is a Sex Offender

“I think Chris Leben is showing a lot of growth here as a human being….and I also think he will make a fine prison prostitute….that guy is going to earn somone a lot of soups and cigarettes.” — BIG CHRIS on Chris Leben in Jail, But Only on a Technicality

“The Mad Monkey, is this the one that had pinpoint bleeding all over his freshly waxed unibrow in the serra/gsp pre-fight family interviews? You want to get that done 24 hrs in advance buddy (not that I would know anything about it).” — tony@rbd on Nick Serra, The Mad Monkey

“these arent rankings. these a fans thoughts on who they think is good. iv never seen so much crappy rankings by a nuthugging blog before. garbage.” — clitwizard on ‘Power Rankings’ Update of DOOM!

Voting ends at 5:00 p.m. ET. Git ‘er done.

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JyZbbalgIRaLodZI- May 17, 2008 at 9:06 pm
MaGWnk
Seth- May 2, 2008 at 3:14 am
cage potato has a lame sense of humor
Jeff- May 1, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Awww I was so close to internet stardom... and that Jiu Jitsu death squad shirt... :...(
Cory- May 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
vote for Big Chris....i can totally picture The Crippler tossing a salad
tim sylvia's pussy- May 1, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Jeff should be the winner but the chris leban joke had me laughing out loud
Jeff- May 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Whether I win or not, it's an honor to have had my first name featured on cage potato!

If I'm the runner up can you just talk the admin @ sherdog into letting me create an account? Not that I don't like posting comments here at CP...
Joe Son- May 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I appreciate your topical humor Big Chris, but I think both Vrax and Jeff had better comments. Sorry. Better luck next week.
BIG CHRIS- May 1, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What do I need to do to get some votes around here...say that Jerimiah Write isn't my Pastor....or promise to answer the phone at 3 in the morning.....let's go guys I need me a shirt with a a god awful looking monkey on it.....
WalksInTheDarkness- May 1, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Grrrrr, just remember that the loser of this contest will be riding a donkey naked... You have been warned!
Bdizzle- May 1, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Jeff is my vote out of these.
Can we mandate if the content we are voting on is sub par the Tshirt carries over to the next week? JK

I think Jeffs is funny enough to win it or who ever wrote this out of

"My point is that yes, we do often write stories about the stories other people have written. I’m doing it right now. We all do it. So does every newspaper in America. Would the better idea be to ignore interesting news just because we weren’t the first ones to report it?"
knightrida- May 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm
None of them are good this time.
pookysdabomb- May 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
you had me at clitwizard
lolwut- May 1, 2008 at 12:47 pm
jeff should win but id be ok with clitwizard because he tells it how it is lol
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