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Triumph United Comment Contest, Week 3: More Talk, More Rock

(“Muerto,” only available at Triumph United.)

You know how this works: The cream of this week’s commenting crop is below; vote for your favorite on the homepage poll. The most popular comment gets a sweet tee of their choice from my favorite torso-covering company, Triumph United. You said:

“Is this what happened to the other half of Tre Telligman’s chest? I know the UFC struggled early on, but holy shit…” — KTFO on The UFC Is Selling Used Clothing, and Doing Surprisingly Well

“They should call the new surface ‘The Sux’.” — JOhns on IFL to Debut Fighting Surface of the Future (!!!)

“Classic Ortiz: Too much head, not enough brain.” — C-Bus Allstar on Tito Ortiz: “I Feel Like a Slave”

“This could really hurt his ‘Loads of old produce for the poor’ platform.” — Myles Kilometers on Matt Lindland Endures First Smear Campaign

“‘I’d also like to clarify that Matt Hamill was deaf when we found him,’ Epstein said.” — Kimbo’s Lice on Possibly the Best Argument Yet for MMA Regulation in New York

“I hope there is no regulation on any fighting in NY. I hope the entire state engages in the largest gladiator battle ever, and you all fight to your deaths. I hope the armpit of America, also known as New Jersey, joins you in this quest as well.” — Fuck NY on Possibly the Best Argument Yet for MMA Regulation in New York

“So we’re just going to act like ‘Jailbreak’ and ‘The Cowboy Song’ didn’t even happen, huh?” — joeson on Thin Lizzy (“Way Off-Topic” Forum Thread)

Voting ends at 5:00 p.m. ET. TGIMFF.

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KTFO- May 10, 2008 at 2:25 am
TSP- yes your comment was funny, but when it comes to ripping on Starnes it's too easy, almost bush league. If the special olympics ever allow MMA we could all have a field day, but would we deserve it? Fish in a barrel.
tim sylvia's pussy- May 8, 2008 at 8:16 pm
come on CP... i thought my Kalib Starnes joke on the item auction was worthy of some recognition
BIG CHRIS- May 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm
TSP's name alone is funnier than all the nominated posts this week.....
tim sylvia's pussy- May 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm
i agree seth, ive seen much funnier posts this week then the ones Cage Potato nominated
Seth- May 8, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I think i've said this before, cage potatos sense of humor is dumb.
BIG CHRIS- May 8, 2008 at 6:12 pm
KTFO was the best quote....only a true MMA fan would have thought of that one....Nice job....
L Grant- May 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Kimbo's Lice is by far the best quote. Making fun of deaf people is always hilarious!!
Immak- May 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Grats in advance, Kimbo's. Easily the best quote this week. =)
Vrax- May 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm
The poll results aren't showing, is it working properly?