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Tuesday Afternoon Rumor Funhouse: True Romance Edition

Oh man, you thought last week’s Rumor Funhouse was grossly irresponsible? You guys have no idea what’s in store for you. Today’s installment features five warm ‘n fuzzy tales, all about the romantic bond. Four of them have been completely made up, either by us or by other people. One of them is actually legit. Can you separate the bullshit from the chicken salad? (That’s what they say down South, right?) Read on if you dare. Actually, don’t. Just move along. You’ll be a lot better off for it…

Alistair Overeem recently had a threesome with Marloes Coenen and kickboxer Krista Fleming, and filmed it. How do I know this? Because a notoriously sketchy industry figure showed me about nine seconds of the sex tape on an iPhone last weekend at the MMA World Expo in New York. And let me tell you, they don’t call him "The Demolition Man" for nothing. Seriously, those poor women. The sketchy industry figure is currently trying to find a buyer for the complete video.

— When not spending quality time with his wife and kids, UFC president Dana White belongs to a secret society of sex-tourists called “The Smasher Group” that travels the world banging hot women. Annual membership to belong to the Smasher Group? $250,000. But apparently you get your money’s worth. Wherever Dana travels, a hand-picked roster of hot chicks are waiting for him. Everything is very discreet. There are less than 100 members, and they all have a "TSG" ("The Smasher Group") tattoo somewhere on their bodies. DW’s is actually kind of prominent. Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis once belonged to the group, but was expelled after roughing up a couple of the ladies. Also, Dana is banging Kenda Perez.

— Contrary to popular belief, it was Randy Couture, not his ex-wife Kim, who caused the breakdown of their marriage. Things fell apart when Kim found out that Randy was grounding and pounding a female employee. The mistress in question used her unique position to land a high-level gig in the Xtreme Couture organization, which should have been a dead giveaway, considering she didn’t exactly have any relevant experience. She no longer works for the company.

— There was this new kid training at the HIT Squad (we’ll call him "Nick") who was known to have very hot girlfriend. Matt Hughes asked to see a picture of her, so Nick showed him one on his phone. Hughes asked Nick to e-mail the picture to him. Nick refused, but Hughes badgered him until he finally relented. Hughes printed out the photo of Nick’s girlfriend at home, laid his dick on top of it, photographed it, then printed that photo. The next day, Nick walked into the locker room and saw that Hughes had posted this photo-treatment for everybody to see, with a caption too awful to even print here. When Nick confronted Hughes about it, Hughes’s only response was "I didn’t know you were coming in to train today."

BJ Penn has been with his girlfriend Shealen for three-and-a-half years, and they had a daughter together in October 2008, but they haven’t gotten married yet. That will change this spring…when she finally turns 18.


  1. cecils_pupils Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 12:48

    The Randy Couture one sounds the most realistic. However, if the BJ Penn rumor is true, then I have finally found a reason to be a fan of his... way to go pedo!
  2. aarondramp Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 12:58

    are you going to leak the real one on the UG like what happened last week when the Arianny-Tiki thread popped up shortly after this post?
  3. Dog Dicks Magoo Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:01

    Do you have a time line of pictures of Overeems penis ranging from 2003 to the present?
  4. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:02

    The first rule of The Smasher Group, you do not talk about The Smasher Group. But it does get kind of boring after awhile. A looooong while...
  5. Lysol Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:03

    The Hughes one is just crazy enough for me to hope it's true.
  6. Art Vanderley Silva Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:12

    classic matt hughes
  7. agentsmith Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:17

    @ aarondramp: If Arianny really is banging a douchebag loser like Tiki, I don't know whether to be upset, or pleasantly surprised that my own odds of banging her are that good.
  8. Sakuraba3900 Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:20

    Im not gonna lie but i think the Matt Hughes story is the most realistic.
  9. agentsmith Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:22

    I'd say the Randy Couture and Overeem ones are tied for most plausible. I imagine the girls that grace Overeem's bedroom end up being used and thrown around like a combination between a blow-up doll and a grappling dummy. The human equivalent of a lion raping a gazelle.
  10. HaidaNation Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:25

    Gotta go with the Randy scandal. Easy.
  11. itsmontoya Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:25

    The Smasher Group one is the real one. published the report of Dana White banging Kenda Perez. Just wait Ben... DW is going to call you again
  12. aarondramp Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:28

    @agentsmith This thread came up less than 24 hours after this posted last week. hxxp://
  13. themass Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:28

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on Cage Potato. I thought this was an MMA news site, not fucking TMZ. I was a loyal CP reader for over a year...but this shit is just fucking retarded. /removed from bookmarks.
  14. J-Dog Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:32

    This really is no fun unless at the beginning of the next installment you tell us which one from the last installment was true. From reading the comments above I'll assume it's Tiki and Arianny. From this episode I'd say it's pretty obvious that it's the Randy story. The other ones sound way too far-fetched. I could see Randy getting some strange and it ending his marriage. That stuff happens all the time.
  15. Mike Russell Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:34

     @themass. RIP. We hardly knew you (in your six weeks as a registered member).
  16. tmanifold Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:34

    "Alistair Overeem recently had a threesome with Marloes Coenen and kickboxer Krista Fleming, and filmed it... The sketchy industry figure is currently trying to find a buyer for the complete video." I would illegally download that. Figure out if Reem is on roids once and for all.
  17. Sudos KFC Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:37

    This recurring column idea is just stupid. There I said it. Once is a good satire on middleeasy, poking fun at their total lack of standards/trolling every sunday every week is just plain retarted.
  18. qwerty Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:41

    These rumor posts are done after this one - so pointless and inflammatory. Can you be THIS starved for content??
  19. OneMorePunchFujita Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:46

    Yeah. Cosign @ this column being terrible and CP falling off.
  20. GetUpAndKill Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:47

    I agree with J-Dog... CP should source the previous weeks true rumor before the next. I'm gonna go with the Baldfather doing what any multi-millionaire should be doing.
  21. rearnakedchickenchoke Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:50

    @Sudos KFC - agreed. this is a waste of time to me. Seems to me a way to go so over the top as to appear not accountable for bad rumors. Hope it's working for you guys. I come here for news and cracks and insights and total fabrication doesn't really do it for me. Likewise, I don't think I'd like John Stewart's Daily Show if it was made up bs. Making fun of reality (even if someone's version of it) is much more entertaining.
  22. PingPong Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:51

    It's not enough that Chieck Kongo already want's to kill you...
  23. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:54

    Mike Russell with quite the tear jerking eulogy. From what I have been able to find out there, it is the Dana story that is real but again this could have just been a clever plant by CP. I guess we will know next time we hear a story from Ben about an angry call from Dana about being mean to some poor girls and some excessive use of the word fuck.
  24. Mofo Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 01:56

    Here's another vote that you don't post one of these again. As said above, much more fun to make fun of reality than to create TMZ fantasies.
  25. Jack Bauer Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:04

    It's funny how many people make "demands" on the comments section. Go start your own MMA blog, where you can stick to the "hard hitting facts" (that one is free). I'll be sure not to read it.
  26. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:06

    agentsmith says: "I imagine the girls that grace Overeem's bedroom end up being used and thrown around like a combination between a blow-up doll and a grappling dummy. The human equivalent of a lion raping a gazelle." That's funny, because I always pictured Overeem with women being a little like that chained up goat that they sent up for the T-Rex to feast on in Jurassic Park. Somebody from Golden Glory goes out once a month and drugs some unsuspecting tourist in Amsterdam, and she wakes up chained to a platform in Overeem's bedroom as a hulking shadow approaches...
  27. alicks Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:06

    Am I the only one who's a fan of the Rumor Funhouse?
  28. T_Durden Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:10

    I don't post here much anymore...but the sentimentalist in me still would like to see this site retain a certain level of cred. So plz don't ever do another one of these again. Ever. And M Russ I said it when you got here and I'll say it again. Go fuck yourself. That is all.
  29. MoTropolis Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:26

    I actually saw that 9 sec preview of the Reem, no pun intended, but I thought it was a sneak peak of Hostel 3.
  30. blackboxmma Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:37

    Doesnt Dana want to fuck Ben? The man loves to fuck.
  31. Dagnut Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:38

    Rich Franklin has penned a movie script about a homeless dude who can shit gold bullion.
  32. danomite Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:38

    I'm gonna say the Matt Hughes thing is the most reasonable/least likely to result in lawsuit but there's one huge flaw in this story. It requires that Matt Hughes has a penis large enough to "lay on" anything. If true, though, does this guy "Nick" also happen to have a canadian lisp and flamboyant mannerisms?
  33. Abidon Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:41

    I agree with Tyler Durden, I agree with Tyler Durden, I agree with Tyler Durden Quality has been hard to come by on this site the last months, CP needs to evolve or else you will just fade away.
  34. HurleySmash Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:48

    Got to be the Couture scandal, but wouldn't be surprised about the Dana White one.
  35. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 02:58

    @ Benny G Here's one for ya: Dana White has been using a secret spa treatment to keep the thin layer of skin on top of his dome supple and sparkling white: he baths in Beluga whale semen. Although it is by far the best possible natural dome-skin elastomizer known to man, the longer it is utilized it encourages subcutaneous fat build up causing the treated appendage to increasingly resemble a fully engorged Beluga whale penis over time. It has also been known to cause the back-of-neck wrinkles to resemble an eight pack of plump and juicy Ballpark franks.
  36. Sudos KFC Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:00

    @ jack bauer So a blog's customers dont have any right to voice an opinon? And yes, we are customers as every ad on here is paid because of OUR traffic and if we all decide to go over to watchkalibrun as a result cp will go down. Its called capitalism. Maybe wikipedia it? So to answer your post, yes we do have the right to complain and while it might annoy them cp will want to hear about it here rather than just having us all go elsewhere without a word of warning like you suggested. Fail. Stupid comment.
  37. Sudos KFC Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:12

    Oh yeah and @Mike Russell there are alot of people just on this thread that have been here alot longer than you, including yours truly so keep talking about join dates. almost no one here believes cp is doing well these days content wise and most agree it got much worse about 32 weeks and 22 hours ago. So stfu.
  38. MoTropolis Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:19

    @MikeRussell I know you thought it would be awesome when you joined the CP staff, but did you think it would be THIS AWESOME?!?
  39. Ballkick Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:25

    meh!....Dana's is the true one.
  40. Get Off Me Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:34

    This rumour thing is like USweekly or Intouch or any other smut magazine found by the crapper on any day of the week. All the stories above are just that, just like last week...if you think Arianny is "dating" Tiki, you are wrong, he may very well have slept with her just like Huerta and Dana, but if Arianny is dating anyone it would be Roger Huerta, his little tough life story stole her heart a long time ago.
  41. BuckWild Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:35

    Matt Hughes does look a little like Brett Farve
  42. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:50

    The Randy Couture one is the most Realistic one.
  43. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:51

    @ Abidon We aren't going anywhere you choose to read this website if you don't like it the door isn't that difficult to find. Keep it real douche-bag.
  44. blackboxmma Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:53

    This article sucks! It sucks so much that I am going to read the entire article and comment on it. Keep them comming.
  45. Mike Russell Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:54

    Funny thing is, I didn't even write the article that your panties are in a wad about, Sudo. If you don't think CP is doing well content-wise then march your whiny ass on over to one of the other blogs that you think is kicking our ass.I'll never understand people who complain about shit just for the sake of complaining, but never do anything about what is eating them.You probably bitch and moan about the lunch you're packed and when people at work ask you why you don't tell your wife to make you something different, you tell them, "Because I make my own lunch."
  46. blackboxmma Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 03:56

    No crying in mma bloging
  47. andoy162 Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 04:29

    cage potato has gone tabloid now?????
  48. bouch42 Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 04:48

    These rumors suck. I met Chuck Liddell in Milwaukee this past Saturday night. I bought him a shot and asked him about his upcoming fight in Dream against Tito and he looked at me like I was retarded. Typing up things you just make up is bullsh!t. So the one chance I have to meet my all time favorite fighter I look like an a$$hole. He was a really cool guy though. Adios CP.
  49. MoTropolis Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:05

    @bouch42, I'm pretty sure Liddell assumes anybody he meets in Milwaukee is an asshole. You should thank CP for being your scapegoat .
  50. danomite Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:10

    @bouch42 I know exactly what you mean, man. Last week I was sharing heroin needles with Aleksander Emelienenko while we took turns sodomizing Team Quest trainers in the asshole and I asked why he didn't tell me he had the S.I.D.A.? He had no clue what the hell I was talking about. It turns out at most only one of those stories was true. Can you believe it?! Boy did I have egg on my face. Anyways, I'm not going to let this site make me look stupid again. Seeya, CP!
  51. Mike Russell Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:22

     danomite, send your mailing address to 
  52. danomite Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:34

    hahaha. i just did yesterday for that caption contest. shall i send it again?
  53. jimbonics Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:53

    what we got here is haters and taters.
  54. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 05:56

    @ jimbo I'll take taters for 200.
  55. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 06:03

    Man I really REALLY hope the Overeem one is true. But I know it's fake. And the true one is...the Couture one, of course. It was in his book for Pete's sake. And really CP, why are you guys slipping up with pointless articles like this? You really are making it hard to be a fan of the site.
  56. OneMorePunchFujita Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 06:10

    "I'll never understand people who complain about shit just for the sake of complaining, but never do anything about what is eating them." I have been reading this blog for a long time. The old Ben used to be hilarious and the news bits were worthwhile. Now the site is starting to suck, mainly because of shit like this (additionally because the new writers are not funny at all). The most I can do is let you guys know what I, a faithful reader, thinks is shitty content. It's my first complaint in several years. It's not for the sake of complaining.
  57. T_Durden Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 06:26

    You're a writer, and you're only as good as your last post. Deal with it. Dont get sore bc someone, whose clicks help pay your salary, voices out discontent with an article. Regardless of who wrote it. We only tell you that you suck, because we care... (insert hearts...i dont know how to) Oh, and quit asking for email addresses and acting like you're giving shit away to guys that kiss your ass so that others stop being assholes. Bitch move. Oh, and I don't know if I've said this before but, M Russ go fuck yourself.
  58. xxoddus Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 06:36

    @ Sudos KFC I completely agree with you. I have been reading cagepotato religiously for about the last 2 - 3yrs, everyday. The quality of content has severely dropped. With that said, I do believe that cagepotato is still better than other MMA sites, it is just not as good as it once was. Business-wise it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for one of the editors ( Mike russell) of this site to be personally attacking those who have taken the time to register and post comments on this site. Perhaps Mike needs to go back to trolling on 4chan where he belongs. and I know this is my first post ever. thanks
  59. Sudos KFC Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 07:02

    @xxodus You know what though? You're right about cp still being a better than most mma site, still my fav deep down. The pavk is just catching up. What sucks is that I have used cp before to get people not even into mma that bad to really start digging on it and just not sure thats the case. Its more mean spirited now its like jonathon snowden trying to be funny To know its not all meatheads and keyboard warriors does alot for some people, and the articles and especially the comments genuinely make me laugh out loud or "lol" as the kids say...
  60. Anhonestmoose Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 07:15

    @ bouch42 and MoTropolis Milwaukee isn't so bad, the East side is really nice. But yes, we are all assholes.
  61. disastras Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 07:22

    I like cage potato and think the rumor mill is funny. If you don't think it is funny, then don't click on it. It is clearly driving some insane with rage. Slow down and laugh at life a little. Every article doesn't have to be written for the New Yorker. The DW one is obviously true, but we probably shouldn't know about it. So, not true. Alistair is involved with a literal hippo based off of one of the last caption contests and all the hippo fucker posts that ensued. So, not true. Matt Hughes is a Christian, and they would never do anything of the sort (HAHAHA!!!) So, not true. Go to BJ to find out if that one is true. Not true, he's a giant penis-shaped alien. Randy Couture is smart. Randy Couture is a celebrity. Randy Couture, in my reality, gets more ass than a Tijuana donkey show whore. This is the winner-winner bitch cook my dinner.
  62. MMAMoneyLine Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 08:26

    If you don't like every beer on tap, it doesn't mean you're at a shitty bar. Gentlemen, if you don't like the Rumor Funhouse, skip over it. Don't insult the people who try to give us fresh content every day.
  63. T_Durden Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 08:31

    BTW, here's the actual picture of DW that was posted, minus the fake tattoo. hxxp:// (change the x's to t's at the beginning)
  64. T_Durden Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 08:40

    @MMAMoneyLine But when every beer on tap starts tasting a bit skunkier than it did a few months ago then it might be time to find a better place to chill. Especially when the bartender, instead of getting rid of the shitty beer, just tells you to go if you don't like the bad service.
  65. Ballkick Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 08:52

    I didn't mind this distraction from the everyday gobbledygook we read here, actually got me checking out the authenticity of some of the BS leading to more information I didn't know and would not have otherwise. I don't like everything I read here on CP , but I filter out the shit that I have no interest in. Just like I do in every aspect of my life. To each his own I say. CP is much more entertaining and informative than any other MMA site I've visited on the web. I suspect that's why myself and others come here daily. I've read on here numerous times how the quality of writing and journalism is on the decline,....sorry I disagree. At least we have a forum to disagree, and that I am thankful for. P.S. If I hear one more Old Ben nuthugger wax poetic about this guy, I think I'm gonna puke. He left, you stayed, shut up about it.
  66. Sudos KFC Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 09:00

    @t_durden well said' this feature has just become the example of a larger trend.
  67. Lysol Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 09:01

    Sudos KFC Says: Tue, 11/16/2010 - 13:37 This recurring column idea is just stupid. There I said it. Once is a good satire on middleeasy, poking fun at their total lack of standards/trolling every sunday every week is just plain retarted. __________________________ Except this column is published every TUESDAY.
  68. disastras Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 09:34

    @bouch42 I was at this bar and bouch42's story isn't accurate. The story went like this: There was a balding guy with a handlebar mustache and big gut that bouch42 kept calling "Chuck". The guy looked at bouch42 like he "was retarded", but bouch42 bought the guy a drink, so "Chuck" was pretty cool to him the rest of the night. There was one hiccup when bouch42 asked "Chuck" about an upcoming fight. The guy had no idea what to say, so bouch42 felt like an a$$hole. Oh, and they dry grinded each other on the dance floor for a few songs. I left after that. HA!
  69. macreadysshack Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 09:49

    This article didn't ranckle my feathers at all but I like the dissenting voice in here because it pretty much exactly reflects my ideas about this site. It's not just this site, either, it's gotten more personal. I think I might actually hate Mike Russell. I hate a lot of people but they are almost always people I come in contact with daily and I usually only hate them temporarily with varying frequency. In a way, I hate the entire human race, too. It's just so rare for me to actually hate some lame assed narcissistic douche writer on a formerly awesome, and now just above middling, mma site. I'm not talking about 'old dad' or anybody at CP. It's just you. And, yeah, I still haunt this site but it's about 1/20th of what I was doing. WTF, though, CP's got the numbers. I hope they know what they're doing. Darn, it, Mike, I just don't think we're gonna be friends. Not even temporarily with varying frequency. :( Some funny shit in this thread, though. Wish I was funny. Well, at least I KNOW I'm not funny. I guess that's something.
  70. BryanF Says:

    Tue, 11/16/10 - 10:57

    The Arianny rumor is true. Tiki just recently stated that he's the best boyfriend she's ever had who's never made her orgasm.
  71. itsgalf Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 12:19

    wow...I just took a shit and it didn't spray everywhere
  72. Jack Bauer Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 04:00

    @ Sudos KFC I'll try my best to sidestep all your condescending and juvenile raging, because it'll only cause more mouth-frothing on your part, and neither of us want that (I assume.) Does generate revenue from advertisements? Yes. Does that make it a capitalistic enterprise? No. blog [bl??] — noun informal Full name: weblog a journal written on-line and accessible to users of the internet. To call yourself a "customer" of someone's thoughts is so absurdly self-righteous. If you legitimately think that you have any claim on what gets posted here because of the laughably small cashflow needed to keep the web server running and buy BG and MRuss a steady supply of Ramen noodles, then I must reiterate my earlier invitation to start your own MMA blog, where the goal is to make money at the expense of your reader's time and "clicks". If you don't enjoy the content, it's your right as a member of a free society to express it, but don't think for a second you can censor or degrade the opinions of others because of some grossly overestimated financial value you have to the author. Here's another fun observation you can maybe convert into more "clicks" for your new MMA blog's piggy bank: Tuesday Afternoon Rumor Funhouse: True Romance Edition ADD COMMENTS (72) Scott Coker Talks Co-Promotion and Negotiations with Fedor, But is Conspicuously Mum About CBS Negotiations ADD COMMENTS (8)
  73. Jack Bauer Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 04:00

    P.S. You're a stupid post.
  74. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 04:49

    @TDurden And the best part about pulling the bitch move with the t shirts is that the said mod doesn't realize that the fact that the site is going down the shitsmakes the shirts all the more worthless.
  75. ArmFarmer Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 05:25

    Anyone who works for cp should be embarassed and ashamed that this article exists. It's an mma site, not a gossip magazine. This article is garbage. That's what I think about this article, and you know what.. if you don't like my comment don't fuckin read it. Go find another mma blog's comment section to read if you don't like what you see here. How do you like them apples? Flipped it on you bitches..
  76. ArmFarmer Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 05:32

    "Here's another fun observation you can maybe convert into more "clicks" for your new MMA blog's piggy bank: Tuesday Afternoon Rumor Funhouse: True Romance Edition ADD COMMENTS (72) Scott Coker Talks Co-Promotion and Negotiations with Fedor, But is Conspicuously Mum About CBS Negotiations ADD COMMENTS (8)" and as for that observation.. A. Nobody commented on the Coker article because the article doesn't fucking say anything. You guys wrote an article about Scott Coker having nothing to say about anything, so what's there to comment on? B. Having 72 comments on an article is not a good thing when 62 of them are to tell you that the article is retarded.
  77. ReX13 Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 05:57

    In all fairness, Ben DID warn you guys not to read this. 
  78. Bruces_Shoe_man Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 07:16

    This is utter coin operated toilet pig dog humour. Come on CP, you're better than this.
  79. Sudos KFC Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 07:25

    @lysol reread please. I know I had to do it via my phone but I was clearly talking about the middleeasy rumour mill. I would blame the lack of puncutation but you were the only one confused
  80. ringgirl Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 07:49

    uhh the one without the "entertaining" links - and matt's douchery isnt even funny...
  81. ReX13 Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 07:59

    Geez, i hope ringgirl didn't see the disgusting things i said about Stephanie Ann Cook. 
  82. MoTropolis Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 08:04

    What the hell does "ranckle" mean?
  83. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 09:42

    I can't wait to see the new overhaul of the site and the exciting changes coming for CP that were hinted at during the last Bum Rush! Especially since everything has died down since the last big changeover when CP added new writers.
  84. cecils_pupils Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 09:57

    Long live the taters, and fuck the haters!
  85. WalksInTheDarkness Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 11:36

    To be honest, there's nothing that this site hasn't written or printed before that would stop something that Matt Hughes' mind came up with so I think that one could be a fib...
  86. Mofo Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 10:39

    By faaaaar the gayest post ever on CP. Nick Ring gay! And the most entertaining comments thread in months! So much hilarity and animosity, like a car crash I couldn't look away from. A hilarious car crash with Reem fucking a goat (did I paraphrase that right?) @MRuss - that really was tacky to come on and be all "homie let me send you some crap in the mail because you my friend are the big winner here". Danomite's was a funny comment, for sure. But frankly - where the fuck is my crap in the mail for my awesome caption contest nonsense? The caption contests are more enraging than this stupid rumor mill because they get everyone involved, and some poor sap feels like "I'm the big winner today" but all you're doing is accepting advertising dollars for some shit movie or bogus clothing line or whatever. Randomly pick some entries, send out some swag, collect some ad dollars, wick wick wack. Sure I've set it up for you to say "we didn't give you a prize because you weren't funny" but fuck that, the winning entries were pathetic and I know you guys know enough about comedy to know that. Yep I'm still pissed about that. Now please excuse me while I go stroke my pussy because who would whine about such a thing but a bitch.
  87. Mofo Says:

    Wed, 11/17/10 - 10:47

    And CP is still in a class by itself. Other mma sites, I've read em all for years, and they are booooooo-riiiiiiiiiing. They go out of their way to AVOID the inherent hilarity that constantly pops up in the MMA world. And I'm really fucking tired of hearing about "old dad" -- who gives a fuck, he's not here, and the stuff he's writing at other sites is boooooooo-riiiiiiiing these days so fuck him, he shouldn't have left cuz he sucks now. How can any of you rave about him when he's writing the same boring "serious" pieces as Iole, Grosse et al. So, we're allowed to complain about a gay TMZ post, but it doesn't mean CP isn't a good site. It just means, don't be lame homey.
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    Thu, 11/18/10 - 12:29

    alicks: yes.
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