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‘TUF 10′ Cutting Room Floor: Titties Killed a Bird

Rashad Evans Darrill Schoonover James McSweeney MMA UFC TUF 10
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For the most part, Team Rashad is all lovey-dovey brotherhood and positive visualization, and that’s clearly worked for them so far. But all is not well in the land of the black-and-yellow. Left out of last night’s episode was an incident in which Darrill "Titties" Schoonover accidentally crushed and drowned a bird in the backyard. As he’s telling the story to Rashad and MVA, he puts on a high-pitched voice — simply to set the scene and give it some much-needed drama — which James McSweeney takes as direct mockery. The spazzy kickboxer gets up in Darrill’s face, and Titties removes his glasses, ready to throw down. "You think you’re a big man?" McSweeney says. "You’ll get fuckin’ served right up…I will knock you the fuck out. I ain’t a li’ul bird."

Rashad is able to chill McSweeney out later, but it’s clear that their little happy-go-lucky bubble has been punctured. Team Rampage assistant Hector Ramirez witnesses the near-debacle and runs to tell Tiki Ghosn that their rival team might be fracturing. It probably isn’t, but after Team Rashad finishes running the table during the round-of-16, his guys will have to start fighting each other, and we may see Schoonover vs. McSweeney before long.

Comments

  1. UFCSelect.com Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 01:52


    "Titties" is an undercover badass!!
  2. Chimera Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 01:52


    lol... titties...
  3. DaltonSwayze Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 01:57


    How the hell is Rampage going to react when Titties whips one of his guys?
  4. WarpedAcorn Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 01:59


    Titties is like a...a caged animal waiting to...to kill.....a bird.
  5. omunto Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 02:07


    hahaha WarpedAcorn should get a t-shirt for that one.
  6. GEE-yuh-TEEN Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 02:08


    McSweeney clearly doesn't like titties.
  7. NomadRip Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 02:09


    McSweeney is losing more respect by the minute.
  8. Fedor vs. Bas Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 02:30


    Anyone else notice Greg Jackson's absence? Where was he all last episode? Maybe he has to go back every now and then to train in Albuquerque, NM.
  9. DaltonSwayze Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 02:34


    Rashad's gotta be pretty embarrassed that his boy McSweeney was acting like such a douche. He's obviously insecure about his voice, but he oughta be more worried about getting knocked out in the house by a guy name Titties
  10. Horror Fighter Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 03:06


    Wait, was it a hummingbird? If so, Mac Danzig is gently weeping somewhere.
  11. Smitty Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 03:09


    I don't think Rashad should be able to have his "training buddie" on his team anyway. It that was the case, we would be able to see "McWeenie" vs "Titties". As it stands now, they'll never get to fight.
  12. spermburger Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 03:33


    McSweeney is a tool.
  13. 831 Son Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 03:47


    McSweeney is an idiot with no cardio, and he sucks dick at fighting. He looked like shit and somehow won two judges score's of 20-18. Why is it such a reoccuring thing that judges and referees screw up?
  14. ithertz Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 03:55


    I would personally be frightened of McSweeney. He has the aggressiveness of a young Kalib Starnes.
  15. Socal Tot Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 04:29


    Titties is going to take out McWeenie with a Nightmare/Carpenter cardio style ass whooping. RIP bird.
  16. Fight Fan Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 04:38


    Gotta act like a tough guy while you can. That chance is gone for McSweeny after that pathetic excuse for a fight he had with Shivers.
  17. raspberrymight Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 05:51


    what did tittes do? crush this bird with his moobs? drown it in his breast milk? problem is mcsweeney is probs used to the british slang; birds = women...crushing ladies titties, not on!
  18. RichieRichNY1 Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 05:55


    Did anyone else notice that when you click the link to "round of 16" it shows that Kimbo Slice won by KO over Roy Nelson? Or am I reading that wrong?
  19. UFC fan Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 05:58


    After the gas attack that I saw ( still can't say it was a fight) I don't believe "mc sweety" (as Rampage called him) is going to do anything but TALK. I am surprised with all that " woofing he did to "titties" he isn't bend over sucking air and gasping like a fish what a pussy. I hope Schoonover beats his ass and yells at him.. "Tweet like a bird you cunt!' Whatever happened to the losers going home so we don't have to see their ugly faces? I miss that.
  20. EDoggFunkMonk Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 07:23


    They edited out the wrong thing on the show. They should've cut the boring ass fight at the end. From both of the aired episodes!
  21. MMAMoneyLine Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 07:48


    The MVA is very "JCVD"
  22. ben Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 07:50


    @RichieRichNY1:And now the bracket's gone altogether. Probably just some jokers screwing around with the page...
  23. RichieRichNY1 Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 08:23


    @ben: yeah, it is one of those "wiki" sites. Those do have a tendency to be f'd with. Take those with a grain of salt.
  24. clutchy hopkins Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 09:42


    mcsweeney is such a tool, the man was tryin to tell a story. he says "then everyone was cryin" and mcsweeney goes "I WAS CRYIN WAS I??" haaahah you dumb cunt first you look stupid in the ring and win by bullshit and now you look like even more of a bitch when titties was ready to throw down right then and there. i bet they get to fight, dana wouldnt let that opportunity go
  25. Gamecock Says:

    Thu, 09/24/09 - 11:04


    We've all seen McSweeney fight, so I've got my money on Titties. As usual.
  26. WarpedAcorn Says:

    Fri, 09/25/09 - 05:31


    In all seriousness, McSweeney showed he was mentally weak and insecure in that exchange. He wasn't "called out", but felt the need to be the bully and try to intimidate Mr. Titties...which backfired completely.
  27. ArmFarmer Says:

    Fri, 09/25/09 - 07:08


    Killing animals for no good reason is not cool... neither is standing at opposite ends of the cage staring at eachother and gasping when you're suppose to be fighting.. I don't like either of these guys.
  28. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Fri, 09/25/09 - 07:49


    Why the fuck did he kill the bird? McSweeny's reaction was purely out of his disgust from the fact that Titties killed the bird. Kimbo did KO Roy Nelson. I should know. And I do.
  29. Mike Milbury Says:

    Fri, 09/25/09 - 08:49


    "accidentally crushed and drowned a bird" He probably drowned the bird to put it out of its misery. Did you except Titties to run to a vet so they could end the bird's life for him? Then have the vet charge him like $100 for stopping by?
  30. ArmFarmer Says:

    Fri, 09/25/09 - 10:28


    Or he could have just left it alone to begin with...
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