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TUF 11 Fighter Rich Attonito’s Guest Blog: Episode 11

(Bring him the gabagool and nobody gets hurt. Photo courtesy of Rich’s Facebook page.)

Our beloved TUF 11 guest blogger wraps up last week’s jam-packed episode, and explains why things got so heated between house heel Jamie Yager and the rest of the fighters. Rich and Jamie will throw down this Saturday at the TUF 11 Finale. Tune in and show your support!

Last week everyone was treated to the final episode of The Ultimate Fighter with certainly no shortage of drama. But first we got a visit from some guys who know how to handle drama the right way, the Marine Corps. My grandfather was in the Marines. Several of my uncles also served in the Armed Forces as well. So it was great when Dana surprised us with a visit from these guys.

We got a chance to see and learn some very cool tactical techniques they use for disarming people with weapons. They were so efficient at it, they made it look easy. After we got to train together they came over for a BBQ. We got a chance to interact with them on a more personal level and it was definitely fun to meet these guys and hear their stories. I have the utmost respect for the men and women of our country who sacrifice so much for our personal freedoms. I made sure I took the chance to express my gratitude to them.

At the same time it was the last days of the show and a last chance to set the record straight with the Minority Report. They had been pretty loud throughout the entire taping of the show, staying up until three or four in the morning most nights making a lot of noise without much consideration for others. Mainly Yager and McCray. I’m actually the one who came up with the idea to retaliate for the air horn incident that happened within the first nights of being in the house. There was no way we could let these guys get away with it, so it was just a matter of timing the attack when there wasn’t much time for a counter-attack.

We included Brad and Kyle in the attack for Josh’s sake. They had been breaking his balls the entire show and led the charge on dressing up his bed in pink. We figured this was his opportunity to get a little payback. Everyone else was focused on the other two. I can’t tell you the satisfaction we got from blasting them awake with a bunch of air horns and silly string. It was perfect. Brad only got mad because he thought it was guys from the other team. After he realized it was Josh he didn’t mind because of the prank he pulled on him.

As for the other drama, let me try to explain things a little better and why the situation escalated the way it did between Yager and the majority of his team that you saw, all of which happened on the last day of the show, which was the same morning of both semi-final fights. I thought it was bizarre that everyone got into it so heated on the day we were getting let free. Finally we would have our phones back and be able to matriculate out into the free world. This was supposed to be a day of positivity! Not quite. So I’ll give all you CagePotato faithfuls an inside scoop. Be grateful, biotches.

I remember Hammortree’s food had been getting crushed up on the counter for the last few days by someone in the house. Try to remember, people’s behavior became erratic after being secluded inside two locations for six weeks. He thought it was Yager, who adamantly denied any such involvement. To make a point because no one would own up to crushing his food, Hammortree stole the 8-Ball from the pool table and hid it. He said he’d return it after the perpetrator came forward. When nobody fessed up to doing it the finger began to point at none other then Jamie Yager. I remember they argued in the kitchen about it and it got pretty heated.

Hammortree was certain that it was Yager and neither guy would back down. For the rest of us it was at least a little entertaining. Yager had been blamed so many times for things and it typically ended up being a misunderstanding that saw Yager not guilty as charged. But nobody would apologize to him out of spite and sheer dislike for the guy. He was definitely loud and obnoxious at times, which is why so many people had a problem with him but he’d also been wrongly accused more then one time. This time I had a feeling that things weren’t the way they seemed.

So everyone got real pissed off because they wanted to play pool and understandably didn’t like being penalized for something they didn’t do. Finally, Brad admitted to smashing up Hammortree’s food. If I recall correctly, there was something Hammortree did to trigger Brad to f–k with him. I will say that Brad is not the type of guy to do anything without reason so I wish I could remember what it was specifically. Either way the situation subsided and the ball was returned. Brad apologized to James and that was that, or so it seemed.

Not too long after, Brad bombs a food mix out of the window at the sun bathing Floridians James and Clayton. It wasn’t a big deal and was actually pretty funny, until Yager decided to throw a bag of flour out of the window. I was outside at the time and the bag didn’t miss Hammortree by much. He was livid and walked upstairs, got his trash bin, and dumped it on Yager’s bed. You all saw what ensued at that point. This time Yager denied throwing the bag of flour but he was definitely guilty as charged. I remember thinking they might trade blows when they were up in each others faces. I certainly don’t let people get in my face so I was expecting someone to throw a punch.

With the tension in the air, Kaycey, who has been fed up with Yager’s antics since the beginning of the show pretty much snaps. He calls Yager out to fight him downstairs in the backyard. Yager acts like he’s down for the challenge but then doubles back and decides not to go outside. How anti-climactic. Keep in mind this is the last day.

So the fights go down and everything is set for the finale. Congrats to Court McGee and Kris McCray for making it to the end. They fought through the competition and have earned their way to the finals.

It was definitely tough to watch Court and Brad fight. These were two guys who I became very close with over the six weeks in the house. I didn’t have a favorite of who I wanted to win because I liked the both of them. It was awkward for the entire team but we all knew this was a forgone conclusion and the reason we were there to begin with. I know I just wanted to see both guys lay it on the line so they didn’t have any regrets about their performance and let the best man win.

The TUF show was a great experience and I feel very fortunate to have been a part of it. Things didn’t end up going my way but that’s how life can be sometimes. What matters is what you make out of the opportunities you’ve been given and I plan on making the most of mine.

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Charming Charlie- June 15, 2010 at 12:50 pm
There's a book called Flowers For Algernon where a mentally handicapped man, Charlie (no relation), is given a "speshul operashun" that increases his intelligence twenty fold and its story is told in the form of point-of-view "progris riports." Reading Rich Attonito's blog entries reminds me of Charlie's about a month after the operation. Everything is spelled and punctuated correctly, but the sentence variety and length is limited. There is relatively little insight and the main ideas don't stand out, giving the reader a deflated feeling at the end. You know you just read several paragraphs because you kept seeing capital letters and periods, but you're not entirely sure anything meaningful was achieved in between.

Matriculate out.
dranokills- June 14, 2010 at 6:57 pm
So I'll give all you CagePotato faithfuls an inside scoop. Be grateful, biotches.
meh fuck you broke hand baldy. I hope Yager kicks your head off your shoulders, but sadly your assbeating should have been kaycey, "dogbite's". For a dude who couldn't beat his meat he sure talked a ton of shit.
the only thing I'm grateful for is that this boring hack won't be writing anymore blogs I have to read.
ilvbllythekd12- June 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Be grateful, biotches.

Haha, man I love rich.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
Well, Rich, it was fun well it lasted. Good luck on making Yager stagger, and lay off the ice-cream and canolis you greasy guido goon. (I mean that in the nicest and most endearing way possible)

Misanthropy matriculate...
Mr_Misanthropy- June 14, 2010 at 11:35 am
Brickman- June 14, 2010 at 10:20 am
Sabado Gigante- June 14, 2010 at 9:22 am
^^^ LOL
GUI-uh-TEEN- June 14, 2010 at 9:22 am
I agree that a show of has-beens would be good.

I think they should do 1 fight per show and show more detailed training. Right now they just show misc stuff out of context. I also don't mind seeing more stuff from the house. I like to know the personality of the fighters also.

I think if you're injured, you go home. No offense to Rich, but people who have no possibility of coming back during the show don't need to be there.
Viva Hate- June 14, 2010 at 9:12 am
Something way too similar has been done, Impact FC.

@Crap Factory,
Something too similar has been done, Bum fights.

I would watch both though.
Ballkick- June 14, 2010 at 9:04 am
Thanks to Rich for the behind the scenes blog over the TUF 11 season.

Now the important shit.....
Please.....please please...put Yeager on Queer Street. Smash his face in, punch his teeth down his throat, give him a concussion, smack the bitch up, Make him retarded, hit him so hard his grand kids feel it, cave his head in,cause him to eat through a straw for the next three months, push him into early, early retirement, Fuck him up, hurt his pride , shut his mouth, and last but by no means least,....teach him some humility.
Jabsent- June 14, 2010 at 9:04 am
how's this for the next TUF: a house full of convicted felons - now hear me out - fight for their freedom. All of which are on death row. America votes who dies next. The winner gains full freedom and kimbo slice inexplicably appears on all the commercials. Gilbert Yvel as one coach and James Toney as the other coach, just to keep the translators busy.
Crap Factory- June 14, 2010 at 8:57 am
I'm talking about the Affliction wearing douchebags that have never trained for this before. Every time I go to a fight I see them everywhere. Want to be tough guys that wouldn't last a minute in the UFC gym, or the gym where I train for that matter. We have so many washouts in the first month, it's ridiculous. Think of it as an "American Idol" for fighters.
props- June 14, 2010 at 8:55 am
Registered just to give you props for comment of the decade
Almost North- June 14, 2010 at 8:45 am
How is that any different than the show now?
Crap Factory- June 14, 2010 at 8:39 am
I think TUF should do a "So you want to be a fighter" season. Take nobodies with an attitude and watch them shrivel during training. Whoever survives get's to fight for a training program and a chance at a contract.
agentsmith- June 14, 2010 at 8:31 am
I'm just glad there was virtually no time spent on in-house drama this season. It ended up being mostly fights, since so many of them went to decision.
Almost North- June 14, 2010 at 8:11 am
I think the filming length of that show has gotten shorter and it has really hurt the product. It will be so weird in the finale not seeing
Kris McCray move like one of those mosquitoes in amber from Jurassic Park.
Viva Hate- June 14, 2010 at 8:09 am
I think the heavyweights season wasn’t as bad, a few fights yes, but if you average them out this season was worse.

I think there needs to be some time off so that the talent pool can regenerate. TUF would benefit from another season of has beens/disappointments, plus there are plenty of talented and exciting has beens out there to cast.
TheMadness- June 14, 2010 at 8:08 am
Rex beat me to it. NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING will be more pathetic than the "cardio" last season.
Almost North- June 14, 2010 at 8:05 am
Rich remember your disarming training in case you ever fight Charles Bennett.
ReX13- June 14, 2010 at 8:03 am
Viva Hate>> Worst cardio ever? You've totally blocked out the heavyweight season, huh?
jimbonics- June 14, 2010 at 7:55 am
Viva Hate- June 14, 2010 at 7:54 am
I think TUF has really run its course, this season was brutal. Every fight was painful to watch, the lack of cardio was the worst of any season yet.

I honestly think they should do another season of UFC cast offs fighting for another chance.
Robdamob- June 14, 2010 at 7:50 am
lol you know your a douche when people immediately accuse you if anything goes wrong
Booze n Brawl- June 14, 2010 at 7:46 am
first biatch