So you’re hoping for a 250+lb Brazilian ring girl?

Love the sweet pickles. I should have suspected that brock’s bowels were…

*puts shades back on*

Fixed by camel.

fbf, eyeheart>> if you both register in the forums, you can email one another privately. That’s how viva hate hooks me up with all the Scheisse porn.

Belated Bandicoot and Malicous manatee, welcome to the octopusse’s garden!
Diplomatic Dugong will be your Hostess, and now its time for bed the walrus said

@ eyeheart, I dont, but they hold our contact details, as I said , if your serious, get in touch with the site administrators, I’m sure there’s a general e-mail address we can contact. I’m more than hapy to take your resume, and if you work in retail management it’s reallistically just how far outback you want to go.

OOOH…OOOOOH….I want to be a malicious manatee.

I had no idea you worked for/thru CP to be honest, I meant in general. Most of my 12 years work experience has been in retail managment.

Can we finally see Anderson take on a LHW with the belt? How about Shogun vs. Anderson?

i hate i missed all this fun. I read lots of Sweet Pickles books when i was a kid, too.

I guess you could say i’m…

**takes off shades**

…a belated bandicoot.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@ eyeheartmma, if your serious contact CP, Theyll get a hold of me and we’ll go from there, no guarantees, and I’ll paint a very straight up picture but as I said, if your serious, I do have some vague contacts.

rite leg ospitahl Says:
Tue, 07/06/2010 – 10:03
@fbf
how come u wont just disagree with me so we can argue about something again.
rite leg ospitahl Says:
Tue, 07/06/2010 – 10:57
@fbf
look if brock is smart he wont continue evolving.
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Looks like we might have found something, unless there is invisible sarcasm dripping from this comment, how could your suggestion = smart? To be an effective competitor at the level these guys operate you have to be constantly evolving, and Brock has shown IMO that he’s capable of this, have a look at his first cuppla fights and you’ll see he takes some steps forward every fight. I beleive he will evolve further as a fighter as time go’s on and set some records as the most dominant Heavyweight in UFC/MMA history so far. Now the question is what sort of image will he portray as Champion? His performance in the lead in to this fight and the way he behaved after the fight in ring suggest he may have decided to drop the WWE heel shtick and try to come across as a wee bit more humble. We’ll see.

Why couldn’t Chael Sonnen do the TUF13 show? Doesn’t he have some Brazilian in him? Oh wait, no, I’m thinking ahead to the fight night when Anderson is raping the shit out oh him. Never mind.

Fatbellyfrank:
Can you get me a job in the outback? My wife and kids would love to move to the outback. What do you think? =p I can send you a resume!

I hope one of your people is the Drover. That is one sexy dude.

@ Brandon69, would you be interested in a position as talent spotter on “The Ultimate Brazilian” ? you certainly have a knack for it, As soon as Dana’s people contact my people ( See above) my people will be in touch with your people

@ Almost, fucken beauty, pissed my pants

@ fatbellyfrank. Heres some more towards those 28 spots.

Alessandra Ambrosio. Raica oliveira. Ana Beatriz Barros. Fernanda Motta. Ana Paula Araujo. aline Nakashima. Janessa Brazil. Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak (She won the World’s Best Butt Award).

I hope some of these animals have a meeting with Untimely Ute.

Of course he does. And he is a cunt, it was in article with colour pictures, and we all know what that means.

Couldn’t be fucked Kookaburra and energetic echidna say G’day

@ FiatBaliFurInc

Ooooooo… Aggressive Arachnid. A little extreme, but not as extreme as an extreme monotreme. Or Kaos Koala. Dana probably deserves it, I heard it on the internet that he’s kind of a cunt. And if I heard it on the internet, eetsa gotta be true.

FYI, ladies and gentlemen, The search for a ring girl show I’m pitchin will be called “The Ultimate Brazilian”. 28 spots left, please keep forwarding your nominations.

Ballkick, he wont be too far away, its a long weekend for you guys ? he’s probably havin fun somewhere hangin shit on tourists

Boner, there the secret weapons,Cunt Punt Crocodile is always the last resort, cause thats a permanent solution and Jovial jellyfish usually works in tandem with Salivating Shark

When will Jovial Jellyfish and Cunt Punt Crocodile be made of use?

Same same fbf.
Question tho,…..did the dranokiller drop off the radar?…..been busy so I haven’t been reading much. Haven’t seen his bile posted here since our boy gassed out Sat.
OK,….ok,… truth is I’ve been busy re-constructing a new Voodoo doll out of Jamie Yeger’s likeness,….. into the likeness of some dude from Minnesota…..hey it worked once?

Ballkick you son of a …. Ah well, no need I guess. FBF and almostN and Mr Misandthrowpee have made for one hilarious Aussie cartoon in my head. Thanks fellas. Sometimes reading all the comments is actually worth it.

@ HammerheaD Great call my friend , that is 100% smoken hottie, OK 28 spots left

@ Richard Access Allowed. I have discussed this with Word Processor Wombat and been assured that Corporal Corporate kangaroo and Punishment Platypus are in possesion of a signed, stamped, and dated form b/1642-c12.z in triplicate. This matter will now be transferred to Derogatory Dingo for action. Derogatory Dingo will enter Dana’s place of residence and make derisive comments about Dana’s interior furnishings until Dana is reduced to tears, and Derogatory Dingo WILL NOT STOP until Dana is snuffling like a little bitch. Do not Deal with Derogatory Dingo he is a Devilishly Demonic Dog. This action should suffice as the next step will be Aggresive Arachnid

If’n ya’ll can’t handle da fire, ya’ll best be gittin’ outta da kitchen.

Eff that make it Silva vs Mir. I bet they could make each other hate each other within a week. Now i will goojle that brazilian broad.

@ Ballkick, your right we mean no harm, from a personal viewpoint I love immature humour, gimme a good fart joke and i’m laffin it up for hours, and Ballkick, I may hit you with the occasional zinger, but I will always be laffin with you my friend
Peace and love Ballkick Stay Cool

@ Lockdown

fbf, dranokills and almostnorth among others too numerous to mention,.. take no prisoners here, play no favorites, and have absolutely no shred of political correctness. You can be stupid and try to beat them at this game if you have that much time on your hands or think that you can change their opinions and/or morals. Take it from someone who tried,….Skip that part, and enjoy their depravity and childish humor. They mean no harm (I think?) Just come here and trade barbs and know when to walk away with your pride and dignity intact.
Upon saying this I realize I have just opened myself up to one of these guys wrath by the mere mention of their handles. I would ask for leniency if I thought there was any to be had.
Bring the pain,…….bring the pain.
When will I learn to shut the fuck up?

@FatBeefyFlank

The Dugong of Diplomacy wishes to query as to the nature of the aforementioned escalation. Was said escalation approved by the Echidna of Escalations? The Accounting Wallaby has no record of an interfax memo being transferred between departments, which could lead to an injunction of the escalation brought about by Corporal Corporate Kangaroo. This would invalidate all punitive actions enacted by the Punishment Platypus and leave liable any and all parties not holding a signed, stamped, and dated form b/1642-c12.z in triplicate. All offending parties will be scheduled to plead their cases before the Municipal Marsupial Magistrate, or pay such fines and punitive damages determined by the Collections Crocodile. Good day, sir.

@ fbf
Check out Alessandra Ambrosio

Why not run Sonnen vs Silva as coaches? Silva, being pwning people for so long, gets an immediate rematch, but to get there he’s got to put up with a few weeks of Sonnen talking shit all the time?

@ Coma, your one up on me I have no fucken clue where it started

“Corporal Corporate Kangaroo has now escalated this matter to Punishment Platypus.
Punishment Platypus is Pissed, this will not be Pretty, Poor Performance Dana,
Mruss I assume you have the Fertita’s e-mail address at hand”

Holy fuck that is some funny shit.

Maybe I’m just tired, but I have no fucking clue where this thread is now. I love this shit.

Corporal Corporate Kangaroo has now escalated this matter to Punishment Platypus.
Punishment Platypus is Pissed, this will not be Pretty, Poor Performance Dana,
Mruss I assume you have the Fertita’s e-mail address at hand

@Almost, I’ve got a heap of really juvenile insults if you want to have a browse, as well as a plethora of physically impossible threats of violence eg I’m gonna rip your eyes out and skullfuck you to death, etc etc, I’m sure you get the picture, just let me know and I’ll cut and paste a heap into a comment for you.
Actually I was wondering what the deal was with lockdown is he a brazilian freedom fighter or something?

@LockDown

Just another silly nationalist. You don’t care about the people getting kidnapped, or you wouldn’t be trying to say only foreign nerds get taken. You know that isn’t true. Every country has problems. Sometimes people are going to make fun of them. Deal with it.

Your e-thug attitude doesn’t impress me. Get some more childlike off-the-shelf insults, yours are getting stale.

Anybody else have zero interest in Silva vs Maia 2?

Corporal Corporate Kangaroo says: “So you wanna be a f*cking fight promoterer?”

And Dana, Corporate Kangaroo is displeased, he cant wait all day for your phone call

TUF is so relevant you naysayer’s, Dana needs easy ratings for some more advertising revenue, I’ve got an idea that’ll really pull in the freakshow ratings, fill the House with Yager, Warmachine, Junie Browning, Mike Whitehead and guys like that, fill it full of alcohol, even more than usual, coaches will be Ken Shamrock and Rampage jackson and they will be fighting to gain immunity from any pending felony charges they have accrued.
That would be ratings gold IMO

@Almost North

You couldn’t show better how asshole you and, possibly, your country is, could you?
But the irony is… the only ones who always get caught by smugglers are nerds like you and you know what? They could even assfuck you! Hey, stop smiling, you shouldn’t be liking that!

I’m calling Silva vs Nate 2 for the number one contender spot against the MW champion Chael Sonnen. You heard it hear first.

@penis penetrates

nice i like it,

i know im not the first to say it but im bringing it up again here. it seems as though tuf is almost detatched from ufc. none of them are tuly relevant as far as mixing things up. roy nelson it the only one i can think of that is not just a bottom level fighter, but im also not saying he stands a chance against say, cain. he should have fought big nog or check instead of scrub. its not really a talent pool any more. ufc has gotten big enough to where if u are good good, there is room for u to get in with out being sent into isolation with no t.v. and twenty sausages around u all day.

Oh god anderson speaks horrible English you are going to have to have Ed soares interpret the whole show. Not to mention the fact that if they did silva and maia it would be pointless since Maia already fought silva and all he could do was stand there while silva danced around him and taunted. Noone is going to pay to watch that happen again

team Silva v’s Team Dos Santos,

TUF 13: Silva! Team Silva vs. team Silva, culminating in a Silva vs. Silva title match. Every contestant has at least one if not two Silvas in his name. Featuring such upcoming prospects as Ricardo Silva, Silva Thiago, Junior Dos Silvas, Silvio Paolo Silva, and Silva de Silva.

I think TUF10 was the absolute worst for it, but dont worry about freakshows like Yager, focus on guys Like Court McGee, now thats a great human interest story with a good guy with a fucken good attitude (these days) as the main focus

also i would like to say i agree with fbf about the fat out of breath lard asses but i dont think this past season was an issue. non of them missed weight and i dont recall a huge issue on cardio. just jager quiting on the stool and clayton mc kinney being a bitch, clayton was my big let down.

@fbf

look if brock is smart he wont continue evolving. he’ll learn arm triangle and americana. well check one of that list. he needs to stick to what he does best, which is hold people down and gorrilla hammer them. this is a whole other disscusion but i feel that a new breed of well rounded fighters are not taking over like people keep saying i think amazing one dimensional fighters are taking over. dont believe me, tell me who is belted. i wasnt talking about brock i was talking about coma. im trying to move past it but the more u jack offs keep bringing it up the more ill cry and cut myself. now i dont think there will be to much trash talking on that season. vitor would be to busy thanking jesus and god for the birds, bee’s, dana white, the building, and who knows what else. i hope like hell it comes to light, however i wont catch much of it, ill end up jacking off as soon as i hear the first few bars of stemn’s, face the pain.

@coma

what up my trampy lipped friend, u kill me with ur new feelings toward brock. i know u always thought he was a tough scum bum but now this bromance u have with him is hillarious. and yes tuf one was a hell of a season. thats why it took off. challanges were queer as a football bat but that wasnt just on season one. u know that i also feel like rashad bettered his boys and rampage blew his chance on that season.

@ Coma, yea, stop tryin to make it like Big Brother with fights, some of us are actually interested in seein a guy progress and take themselves and the sport a little bit seriously.
My main beef with TUF and guys who gvet a gig on TUF is this: If you know you’ve been chosen for a reality show that will put you into contention for a six figure UFC contract, how in the fuck can you show up with no cardio and above your weight limit, I thought these guys were supposed to be the hungriest of the hungry, It fucken shits me that people can be so poorly prepared that they expect to breeze into an organisation like UFC when they cant even keep their fucken hands up for 3 rounds.
Cardio, Cardio, Cardio, without it your just another couldabeen champion

eating dinner but dont u guys go nowhere

@fbf

You mean like the classiness that Chuck and Randy portrayed on tuf 1? My only complaint with season 1 was them queer challenges.

Wait a sec… I saw “my boy coma…” then it was about that time that BROCKLESNARR lowered his man meat back in front of my face and I didn’t catch the rest. You talking junk again rite?

It would be a great scrap agreed, Rite leg, it all depends on whether or not they go the coaches at each others throats bullshit, or actually have a decent season where fighters can hone their skills under some fucken A1 practicioners.
I’d prefer a season where it was about the fighters and the coaches just did their jobs

@fbf

eww , wrong i actually got the corner shirt as a christmas present. i just hate meia because i never can spell his name without having to look at it. and yeah he said some spider eight leg ripp off disrespect nonsense. i dont know that was just wat soares said was the reason. anderson refused to talk english that interview. i like vitor in it better well because i hang as high from vitors nuts as my boy coma does from brocks, but other than that, i think he would at least stand with him and not try to take him down. i mean we’ll never know which vitor shows up, the phenom, or the peed-on, but i still will always give him a chance with his hand speed.

It is a sweet sweet ass

@ rite leg Brock is a thoroughly deserving champ, Carwin needs to do a lot of work on gameplan, cardio work etc, its like he got a huge lactic acid hit and couldn’t even move his arms, he needs to really step up if he wants to be taken seriously. Brock is gonna to continue to evolve as an MMA fighter, love him or hate him, he’s here to stay and the rest of the chasing pack are gonna have to step it up.

I just googled Andressa Soares. The video showed her shaking that magnificent ass in what looked like a gym, and then a minute or so into the video the camera shows a bunch of ten year old kids in the back jumping up and down. The woman was grinding for a bunch of fifth graders on a field trip or something. That’s class.

Wheres your class war now playboy?

@ rite leg, wasnt there some stuff between Meia and Silva thats a real Brazilian class war type thing? That would probably drive interest up in the brazilian market? I know there was something, Like Anderson was from the streets and Meia was a rich kid or something?
I’m guessing you dont actually have a Vitors corner shirt on (j/k)

@fbf

how come u wont just disagree with me so we can argue about something again.

@ Brandon 69 and Cosmin, both fine choices, 29 spots left to fill, I’m loving doing these googles, there are some smoken brazilian babes around

holy awesomeness batman, for those of u that dont know me, my two favs are anderson and vitor. im actually wearing vitors corner shirt right now, and have my action figure of anderson posted on top of the computer. (only one of those is true). im speechless i think it would be amazing. however we would have to have subtittles which is depressing. on the bright side it would only be half the time seeing as how anderson silva speaks english beautifuly from 9:00 am to 5:27 pm.

funny i was thinking do rua and make it his commitment to l.h. it’s not enough time to give rua off. he should be fighting rashad here soon.

and no nobody cared about damien when he fought him the first time they are not gonna care again.

Regardless, I would love to see Silva vs. Belfort coach then beat the hell out of each other.

Ring girl nomination = Adriana Lima. She may be a little skinny, but shes Absolutely gorgeous.

Thank you Barack, OK 31 to go

Dont forget wombats and platypus, Come on Dana Corporate kangaroo is awaiting your call

For a Brazilian ring girl I nominate “ANDRESSA SOARES” google that one…better yet youtube her

By “people” I assume you mean wallabies, kangaroos, and dingos.

Why don’t they do a reality show where they choose 2 brazilian ring girls, start with say 32 and have challenges to find the two most smoken hotties. I nominate myself as a judge. Dana, get your people to contact my people

Ah, Just beat me to. Agreed, Maia would not be a good choice. Wandy or Vitor would be great. Can’t see the Shogun thing hapenning but what the hell, if they did I’d still wathch like every other season; on fast forward until they get to the fights.

why would anyone want to see silva vs maia II? It’s not like having coaches hating eachother makes for a good season (season 10). Pit him against Shogun or Belfort, depending on whos up for the task!

Dana only cares about how many kisses per minute ring girls can blow to the camera.

@ Cosmin
Good holy fuck her body is flawless.
Right who has the petition for Zuffa?

@ Almost North
Good call on that movie. My Portuguese is not up to much but I got most of what wasn’t in English.
Crazy story.

I’d love to simply hear the voiceover for Dana’s catchphrase on the first episode.
So you wanna be a fucking fighter or what…I’d like to listen how that rolls off the tongue in the classic voiceover agressive tone, kinda like Scarface.

Vitor v. A.Silva at the end would be the most compelling coaches fight in a long time, title or not. This fight is in my top five “need to happen fights” and I’ll take it anyway I can get it at this point.

@Eyes red as Fedor:

Brazilian ring girl?! Can you imagine? That would be the single best move made by the UFC since its inception.

I nominate Gilmara Jung.

I love my own Pavlovian response when I hear the word ‘Brazilian’. I think of either Wanderlei or a neatly manicured vagina. Both thoughts give me an immediate erection.

I’m not prepared to rule out that the kidnapping is just a front for the illegal MMA replacement ear harvesting market. They just kidnap all these people trying to find an ear big enough to graft on James Thompson without anyone noticing.

@Almost North

The surgeon in Manda Bala should look into replacing cauliflower ear with rib meat like he does the earless kidnap victims. Big market for that in Brazil as well.

The language barrier would be almost as great as the one in TUF 9

ok, i would watch usa vs brazil with subtitles; as long as there are also no english-speaking brazillians or portugese-speaking americans AND no interpreters in the house either.

i will probably place my first ever mma bet on anderson next month. that is how confident i am in that fight’s results. chael thebigmouth sonnen has reached a new level in being an mma heel. congratulations to him on that, but it will be much more fun watching him fall from that peak than it was watching ortiz and hughes fall from the top. i look forward to it and i hope there are fighters who feel the same way as the fans and who want a shot at thebigmouth.

i will not watch a season of subtiled TUF though.

@Eyes

Well now I have to take burn my own brain out to get rid of that one. Thanks.

@El Locura

I imagine the UFC has a backup plan. Like a USA v Brazil TUF with Chael as a coach. His team would be called “America, Fuck Yeah” and yes they would bleep it every time on the show. This isn’t Failforce we are talking about.

Jesus, don’t hinge things on a fight that hasn’t happened. Look how well it worked out for Hendo and Fedor.

While they’re at it they should sign a Brazilian ring girl. It’s kind of sad that Pat Barry has the most booty meat of anyone under contract with Zuffa.

@ninjay

Watch Manda Bala sometime.

sweet jesus, the captions on this site have become terminally unfunny.

either they’re sarcastic “oh, wait..”, “oops” or there’s nothing funny about it at all, like this one.

you’re breakin’ my heart, CP.

What about Silva Vs Silva?
They already have a grudge between each other, that would be interesting to watch.
But yes I would watch it regardless, I hope they air it here in the states with subtitles!

I am all for an all Brazil TUF. That country fascinates me. It must be one rough place to produce some off the best fighters in the world. The only info I have on the country is this: They have a giant Jesus statue. The houses are all like huts stacked on top of each other, please refer to The Incredible Hulk chase scene. They have some of the greatest fighters in the world. They have some amazing beautiful women.

Pretty safe bet he’s going to win anyway

Shit yeah I’ll watch TUF 13: Subtitles.

Going to be pretty epic when Dana walks into the house mid season to announce which fighter’s relatives have been kidnapped for ransom.