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‘TUF 14′ Trash-Talk Alert: ‘Gay Chiropractor’ Is the New ‘Male Nurse’

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Ultimate Fighter 14 coaches Michael Bisping and Jason Miller took shots at each other for over 30 minutes at a media call held yesterday to pump up the show. Here’s how the conversation ended (skip to the 35:28 mark to hear it):

Miller: [Bisping's] coaching staff are a lot of guys that I trained with back in the day and [I] moved on because they weren’t up to par for what I needed. So that just goes to show you Mike’s level of coaching staff.

Bisping: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’d just like to elaborate that Jason brought a chiropractor as one of his staff. He refers to himself as a doctor, but we all know a chiropractor isn’t a doctor, and certainly isn’t an MMA coach. But good for crackin’ your back.

Miller: My chiropractor actually helped train a few world champions, maybe you’ve heard, Randy Couture and this guy Dan Henderson. So he’s not just a chiropractor. We’re talking about Ryan Parsons, of course.

Bisping: He’s a chiropractor. He’s a gay chiropractor. [unintelligible] He’s most likely been taking it up…

Miller: I don’t think he’s gay, Mike. I mean, at least he’s bi because he has two kids.

Like any dumbass teenager, Michael Bisping just loves to throw the gay-bomb — and related insults — at folks he doesn’t care for. He called Chael Sonnen gay for referring to his fight against Brian Stann in comic-book terms, explained that he didn’t want to look like a faggot when he got some Vaseline in his eye at UFC 114, then called Jorge Rivera a faggot at the UFC 127 weigh-ins for the trifecta. Now, Ryan Parsons is gay, according to homosexuality-expert Michael Bisping.

If this is a reflection of Bisping’s maturity level, he probably didn’t do as well in his on-set verbal exchanges with Miller as he thought he did, and it’s a safe bet that you’ll be rooting against him (again!) by the end of the season. Seriously, I’m beginning to think that this is one of those “the lady doth protest too much” situations…

Related: The Five Most Memorable Insults in ‘TUF’ History

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italia furia- September 20, 2011 at 5:04 am

Expect retaliation, bro, everyday
terrence- September 19, 2011 at 4:38 pm
LOL yes! I wanted those high fives so badly...Is it that wrong to point out that I didn't like the article and think articles revolving around the subject are stupid?
SnackDaddy- September 17, 2011 at 1:55 am
Hey let's just admit it-- This whole season, this whole rivalry has been set-up, developed, to sell the show.
ArmFarmer- September 16, 2011 at 9:24 am
I think both of them are coming off as immature and I don't really like that they are attacking other people in an effort to insult each other. If you don't like each other, talk shit about each other. Attacking someone else just because they are associated isn't really cool. Of course I'll have to see the show, maybe the staffs were involved in the shit talking as well. Also, while I'm not offended by using the word "gay" as an insult, it does make him appear both immature and not very creative. I also understand how negative it can be for the image of the sport considering some previous issue of the same kind. I'm always quick to rip on cp mostly due to lazy writing and not acknowledging the requests of their fans, but terrence is on his own on this one. Not a bad article here. Captcha is still a bitch and completely unnecessary though.
BryanF- September 16, 2011 at 9:11 am
@terrence: well, what'd you expect? Did you expect everyone to start internet high-fiving you and agreeing with you and calling you 'bro'?
CrushCo- September 16, 2011 at 8:57 am
I love how Bisping talks about how Jorge crossed the line by bringing his family into it (which I still don't remember him doing) and mentions that Miller isn't that classless, then minutes later responds to Miller's claim that he's going to choke him by asking if he's been practicing on his sister.
Gobbleston- September 16, 2011 at 8:49 am
I think it's funny how homophobes can't understand how other people can't be homophobes.
@RaginAsian Come on now. My hands are huge and heavy, and they are difficult to hold in an upright position at all times! Limp wrist means nothing!
RaginAsian- September 16, 2011 at 4:09 am
Does Bisping really have room to be calling people gay? I mean, have you seen the post-Kang interview? His son was looking a little limp-wristed. Not that that's a bad thing. But it is for him if his dad's a homophobe.
terrence- September 16, 2011 at 12:29 am
Man, I just just got my crap handed to me by Bstein and Parchy. Have anymore awesome zings for me? I'm sure you two must have a gay family member or something along those lines that makes you feel the need to attack my comment....feel free to do so as it only further proves my point that there are way too many oversensitive queers such as yourselves.
Deal_the_Seal- September 15, 2011 at 11:44 pm
I pray to god for a Miller vs. Sonnen match. It would determine the undisputed UFC trashtalk champion.
Todd M- September 15, 2011 at 9:37 pm
+1 Gobbleston, that shit is hilarious, Man a year or so ago I couldn't stand Mayhem but I'm liking him more by the day. If Mayhem can knock Bisping out I'm becoming one of those "Mayhem Monkeys"
mma_ninja- September 15, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Bisping needs to get some new material. What a douche. He is the one who likes to spit on other dudes....for lubrication reasons I'm guessing??
darciesdaddy- September 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Bisping said the guy was 'gray'. He doesn't hate gays. Just old dudes.
Gobbleston- September 15, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Man, remember that part at the end of American Beauty, where Michael Bisping kills that one dude because it turns out that HE was the gay one? That was a shocker.
Fried Taco- September 15, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I'm hoping that Bisping will mature enough to make it to the "I am rubber you are glue" level of insults.
danomite- September 15, 2011 at 3:19 pm
I love Miller's answer, "well, i think he's bi at least". All of his over the top antics aside, he can be pretty damn funny sometimes.
Bob Villa- September 15, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Whadda fag..
parchy mcthirst- September 15, 2011 at 2:50 pm
@bgoldstein: I think that's beyond his level of writing. He might manage to write a sentence or two, but that's about it.
ghostboner- September 15, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Bisping is so ghey.
bgoldstein- September 15, 2011 at 2:18 pm
@ terrence: Cool, let us know when you finish writing that article.
ken-sho22- September 15, 2011 at 2:12 pm
My god, Bisping is an asshole. I think his gaydar is malfunctioning.
terrence- September 15, 2011 at 2:12 pm
OH no he said "gay"! Better write a stupid article about it....