I think I could jerk off to this guy getting knocked out on episode one. Anyone who is so bromosexual with CB Holloway needs an ass beating.

Yeah Mir is gonna make one hell of a coach. And this bader dude… damn… this isn’t the image mma needs right now…. And it didn’t help that every single clip in there was obviously preplanned to make him appear to be the superior frat fuck alpha male.

This guy sucks, CB Dolloway was such a joke on the last TUF. just wait until this tool meets someone with some actual skill in the octagon, he will get smoked, just like his butt buddy CB did by Amir, twice…

I thought it was pretty good for an audition video. True, it was a little over the top (understatement), but he did land a spot on the show. Like it or not, he’s going to be a force in the cage. Another Arizona State University wrestling stud. Here’s a small list of Sundevil MMA competitors you may have heard of: Dan Severn, Dan Henderson, CB Dolloway, Aaron Simpson, Cain Velasquez… I expect great things from Bader.

wtf….. only thing i can say is apparently somebody needs to teach the kids at ASU how to keg stand cuz that was weak

I truly hope he has a sword penis on his chest.

Damn, I didn’t realize War Machine had an anarchy tat too! I wonder if he’ll jerk a few tears before and after his fights as well? Or maybe he’ll choke someone out outside a club. If your gonna copy someone, might as well go all out!

Apparently, it’s also cool to get grenade tats if your gonna be on TUF. I wonder what his nickname is? Maybe the “The Albino Hand Grenade.” Might as well bite Davis’ style since he bit War Machine’s.

Jesus, Mir and Nog are huge! Mir’s arm is about half of both guys’ size that he is standing next to. Is that Jaunito Ibarra Jr. with the played out UFC ‘skull & gunz’ shirt? And check out the sick ink on the guy to the far right (the one standing in front of the guy with the toupee, and behind the lady predator). I hope they all piss their pants on national T.V.

gay

Let’s go team Mir. I have a feeling he’ll make a quality coach.

Test

TOOL!

Steroided idiot…how the f does he own a house? Mommy + Daddy bought it for him…he also used their Amex to buy his roid juice

Any friend of CB = JOKE

Anyone else notice what a tool CB is? Wearing his TUF jersey and same stupid glasses in every second of the video.

Ryan Bader, your post was the funnies shit I’ve read all day!

Ryan Bader, you post was the funnies shit I’ve read all day!

You have Nogueira and Mir written on the mat left to right. They are pictuted left to right again in the banner above the group. But of course the meat heads are standing in the opposite formation because most can’t read; photographer included.

Master Bader! HAHAHAHA that made my fucking day!!! HAHAHAH . This guy is a complete jackass! The funniest part is that his friends probably helped him edit this video and were like “dude you should put in that badass kegstand that you did the other day! This video is the shit!!” I really hope this guy gets struck by lightning.

One interesting thing about this show is how Big Nog and and Frank Mir are both Submission BJJ practitioners while most of the guys on this show seem like they are wrestlers. That should make things interesting.

Douche Bader will fit right in. He’ll be this season’s Mongo.

What a fuckin tool he is.

I guess im the only one that finds this guy hilarious.

Anyone who’s a friend of CB is a complete fucking tool. Seeing CB in this video and hearing his voice makes me hate this guy more and more. Just what the show needs another asshole to show everyone how to tap out.

Dana’s favorite part of the video is when Ryan kicks out the limo window and then punches his girlfriend in the face.

“Not only is Bader a promising fighter, he also enjoys… having sex with women”

How… original.

since he is SO PRO at everything he does, his new nickname should be ‘the master’

yep, Ryan the Master Bader.

sweet now maybe mir can teach these lhw’s a good ground game and make a real ultimate fighter

Yo, it’s Ryan here, just wanted to let you guys know that I’ve changed my nickname to “Master” now. So call me Ryan “Master” Bader from now on. Thanks guys!

great. another fucking meat head, alcoholic, frat boy fuckin wrestler that we get to watch dry hump all the other fighters against the cage. i just cant wait to see this dumb prick get drunk and punch a hole in the wall. what a fucking joke. dana white is the worst kind of human fucking being.

great. another fucking meat head, alcoholic, frat boy fuckin wrestler. i just cant wait to see this dumb prick get drunk and punch a hole in the wall. what a fucking joke. dana white is the worst kind of human fucking being.

ryan bader……I got through like half of that before my insides came crashing out of my asshole. apparently, his presence causes instant ebola

Ugh, Joe Duarte. What a piece of shit.