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Spike.com has released a teaser clip from The Ultimate Fighter: Team Nogueira vs. Team Mir (which premieres next Wednesday), introducing two lightweights, Junie Brown and Jose Aguilar. Assuming he doesn’t get bounced out of the opening round, Aguilar may be setting himself up as the asshole of the house, greeting viewers with these soon-to-be-immortal words:
“To be honest, dude? I belong with Napoleon, dog. Alexander, dude. Hitler. That’s what I belong with, dog. I be conquering motherfuckers, dude, period. You know what I mean? Pillaging, shit like that, that’s where I belong, bro. Criminal, dog, straight-up criminal.”
It’s strange — if you were to put Junie and Jose next to each other and ask me which fighter is more likely to have respect for the Third Reich, I might have gone with the other guy. Personally, I can’t wait for the interviews Aguilar does when he leaves the show, with his inevitable complaints that the editors portrayed him differently than he actually was: “Nah, dude, I didn’t mean the shit Hitler did during World War II, dog. I meant when he was younger, dog, how he used to beat down punk bitches outside of his gym, bro, and jump motherfuckers outside of gas stations with his homeys, dude. That, specifically, is what I was trying to say I belonged with, dog. Public nuisance type shit, bro. I got mad respect for it, dog. But they want to hate on Freddie, dude, know what I mean dude buddy homey bro dog?”
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Thu, 09/11/08 - 07:42
Wow...Dog...i mean criminal dog...straight up...dog.. I hope he gets his ass kicked 1st round
Thu, 09/11/08 - 07:49
Just another accurate picture of todays disrespecting youth. Bunch a criminals, and gang wannabees, grow the fuck kids, get a real job, and a real life, you aren't even half as bad ass as you fuckers talk. In my days assholes who talked shit like this were just asking for, and often received a beatdown.....daily!
Thu, 09/11/08 - 07:50
Did he go to the same school of elocution as Nick Diaz?
Thu, 09/11/08 - 07:54
It's nice that the UFC picks someone like this to represent them on a show that attracts the casual MMA fan and the fans of reality TV. I thought Dana didn't want guys like this that prove the sterotype of the bloodthirsty, braindead fighter. It reflects poorly on MMA
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:04
Recent package with memo sent to Dana White: Dear Mr. White, Our casting department thinks it has narrowed down the search for the character who will play the role of "The guy who acts like a complete asshole at some point during the show and then, as a result, gets personally thrown off the show by you." Enclosed, please find the DVD containing outtake footage of this individual. Please review it's contents and forward any input or recommendations to the casting director. Thank you, Becky Wells Assistant Casting Director Assistant, Spike TV
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:15
why, back in my day, we *insert rosy glassed rememberance of youth that is completely goofy and unbelievable here*. YEAH.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:15
Totally agree with previous comments. I'd like to add that I believe Junie challenged Jose to impregnate him. I'm sure Jose has seen American Me since he's straght up criminal dawg... better watch your back side in the house Junie.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:16
So, the Junie guy is gonna fight off the Jose guy as he tries to impregnate him?
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:19
Better use your butterfly guard!
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:21
TUF Afterhours! One night in Junie!
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:22
Was Duane Chapman conducting the interview?
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:51
Straight up dog i think you'll be safer using the "RUBBER GUARD" just incase this crazy bitch tries to mate with you... with this kind of shit dog its better to be safe than sorry.... whats the bets the house gets trashed and loads of bullshit smack talking goes down "quicker than a ho earning $20" I would like to see them holding hands when they go training and singing songs by the pool in the evening and reading Shakespare before bedtime.... Instead of the same old shit!!!!!
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:53
So why didn't this tough guy join the military? Because if he ever saw what war was like he'd wet his pants and cry for his mama.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 08:54
dude buddy homey bro dog Awesome.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 09:10
He is going to get smashed... I can't wait.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 09:47
somebody's been hit in the head too many times....where do they find these clowns
Thu, 09/11/08 - 09:53
next thing you know homeboy is gonna have a contract with toyo tires, a monster truck with his face on the side and be speaking in tongues... f-tards like that dude should NOT be allowed to represent MMA. the sport is already considered fringe at best.
Thu, 09/11/08 - 11:39
Naw Dog, I'm saying bro, like you don't even know. right?...Hitler all you on fools. criminal, homey, criminal....dog
Sat, 09/13/08 - 02:54
I'm calling it right now, this fight will be dubbed "Douche Off 2009." I cannot believe that they let these idiots rep the business,even for the fifteen minutes,that they dont deserve of fame.
Sat, 09/13/08 - 07:20
fuck you all junie is really good, i know him. i guarantee he will at least be final 4 , maybe even in the championship. he has great skills, is young, and is a great shit talker, what more can you ask for
Sat, 09/13/08 - 12:13
Sad to say, TUF quality goes down from season to season. The UFC must be getting a bit desperate, to start scraping up these bonehead ignoramuses. How can this idiot get to his age without being able to speak coherently? Mark my words, he will be the leader of the nitwits who wreck a house they don't deserve to live in, start fights with better men than himself to get attention, and of course, become drunk and stupid simply because they are on tv and are now "superstars". I hope he F's up royally, and Dana boots him. That is always a good part of the show.
Wed, 09/17/08 - 02:13
Are you kidding me? Aguilar is a disgrace to, not only fighters, but humanity. He should have been thrown into a wood chipper after that pathetic performance. And after aspiring to be like Alexander, Napoleon, and even Hitler(?) ...this has to be a blow to him. Oh well, he is likely as bad of a criminal as he is a fighter because if so, he'll be Darwin'd before he can reproduce. I have my fingers crossed.
Wed, 09/17/08 - 03:59
That shit is funny as hell. Who talks like that? What a dip shit
Wed, 09/17/08 - 05:00
Im glad im not the only one to hate this stupid ass kid.He doesnt belong in the UFC. I hope they decapitate his ass!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 02:59
Yo dog, Junie straight bitched this fool dog, "Hitler Alexander" didn't have the heart to get off the stool for the second round dude, for real dog, straight criminal dude, dog, dude.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:56
punk got pounded and gave up before 3rd round lol that tough retard talk helped
Thu, 09/25/08 - 08:06
I AM SAD TO SEE THIS GUY GO. HIS TALKING SHIT & GETTING HIS ASS BEAT WAS FUCKING PRICELESS!
Sat, 02/14/09 - 06:23
It is sad that I share my first and last name with someone who could utter such stupidity. What is even more depressing is that whitepages.com rates Jose Aguilar as the 946th most popular name in the US so possible even worse people are associated with my name.
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